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I'm going to try a new format, Syclers, just for a temporary change! See, since I'm now gainfully unemployed, I can devote just a little more time here! Just remember that this is a temporary change, that is unless I get picked up to do it full time.
Beyonce has announced her Mrs. Carter Show tour. Not the Blue Ivy's Momma Show? I find it almost amusing that she made Kelly and Michelle have to go through makeup and wardrobe just to be onstage with HerSelf at the SB Halftime show for about five seconds. Hilarity.
Blind Item! [Blind Gossip] We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.
These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.
The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.
Well, two of these people are even closer than we thought. It turns out that the Actress has hooked up several times with the Singer’s husband in the past few years.
This surprised us for several reasons. First, because the two women are practically best friends, and their friendship would end if the Singer ever found out. Second, because all of these people travel and are photographed so much that it would take some crazy planning to have an affair without anybody noticing. And third, because the Actress had a history of dating very attractive guys when she was a single lady… and the Singer’s husband doesn’t exactly fall into that category.
Let's start with a blind item: BlindGossip] We are pleased to announce another defection from this ridiculous group. She is not talking about it yet, but we can tell you that she is an actress, and that she was a member of the group for many years.
Her new full-time gig doesn’t require any press time this summer, so she is keeping a very low profile for the time being. She started getting paranoid that her phone conversations were being tapped and that her child/ren were being followed, so she quietly consulted with another former member of the group (who is also an entertainer and Mom concerned about the safety of her kid/s). After their talk, the actress got new phones and hired new bodyguards to protect herself and her child/ren.
We don’t know if she has talked to her best friend – who is still a member of the group – about her decision.
I agree with the Panache Report on this: Why wasn't Bobby Brown offered Ray J's seat at Whitney Houston's funeral? He deserved to be there more than Ray J. Why was the entire Winan's family accomodated yet Bobby and his entourage were turned away due to a seating dispute? Brown was married to Whitney Houston for years, not the Winans. Why was the entire Winan's clan called to the pulpit? National television exposure, thanks to their brother. The continued disrespect of Bobby Brown is uncalled for. Stop making him the scapegoat (for all that went wrong with Whitney). Stop making decisions for his daughter. If Bobbi Christina wants a relationship with her father, let it be!
This is important enough to me that I'm going to spell the whole thing out, not used NetSpeak: Shut The Fuck Up Whoopi, you stupid hag.
Gwen Stefani is a stylish mommy. I want those boots.
If you have not seen Maya Rudolph do her impression of Beyonce, you must watch this:
So it seems that Blue Ivy luckily looks more like Beyonce
Nice frontlace, Bey
THIS, kids, is why you do not, NOT put naked pictures of yourself up or send them to anyone at all, be it phone or email (besides that fact that you could fuck yourself out of a job)
[BlindGossip] While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago. The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and – if it is – how it will be spun.
It’s Khloe Kardashian! Source: BlindGossip.com and everywhere
Big stuff going on, Syclers!! I'll be updating throughout the weekend so check back often!
Russell Brand has kicked Katy Perry to the curb!!! What was she thinking, that she could change him? I think she was too controlling of him, especially when she reportedly started telling him what he could'nt say in his shows! Think he'll get funny again now that he dropped her?
oh and here's a solved blind item:
[BlindGossip] This celebrity has been doing the usual rounds of talk shows to discuss the upcoming awards season and to promote a new project. Because she is married to another celebrity, talk show interviews usually include a couple of standard questions about how her husband is doing. Not any more. They are separated, and talk show producers and hosts are under strict orders not to mention his name or their marriage.
Easy enough, right? Well, during a pre-interview, a pushy producer pressed their luck with the star and her publicist by saying that it would actually draw more attention to the split if the talk show host didn’t mention the spouse, and suggested a few innocuous name drops to avoid this. The furious star stood up, told her publicist “YOU deal with this sh*t!”, and stormed out of the room. The publicist dissuaded the producer, smoothed the star’s ruffled feathers, and the interview occurred without a single mention of the spouse’s name.
If the celebrity couple stays separated over the next couple of months, you may notice the conspicuous absence of her husband’s name – as well as the words “marriage”, “husband”, “children”, “separation”, and “divorce” – in her interviews. Her PR people certainly don’t want rumors about her marriage to overshadow her projects or interfere with potential awards. The biggest test will come if she actually wins an award. She won’t be able to hide the separation any longer if her husband doesn’t escort her to the awards show and/or if she doesn’t thank him during her speech.
SOLVED!
It’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand!
Comedic actor Russell Brand filed for divorce from singer Katy Perry this morning at the Los Angeles County Courthouse.
Blind Items! [CDAN] This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year.
*Spin's guess - Jessica Simpson*
(Panache Report)-
There is a surrogacy trend in Hollywood. Allegedly, a certain couple hired a "donor concierge" a year ago. This particular donor concierge caters to celebrities who value secrecy. She also has access to an "elite" egg donor database (worldwide). She can find any surrogate who closely fits your requirements.
Surrogates are usually paid between $50,000-$100,000 dollars. This particular couple paid a staggering $1 million dollars plus medical expenses.
The donor concierge (acting as an fixer) makes the money exchange and is responsible for discretion.
Who is the couple?
She's delusional with no self esteem. Her non-single man doesn't live with her but she pays the rent on his residence. Despite this, he refused to give her a key.
Women come and go.
If his baby mama gets out of hand, he plans to play a tug of war with the bundle of joy via a bitter custody battle. The only way he will agree to give her full custody? A cash settlement (allegedly).
Hey Syclers! I am really sick right now, so what I have to offer you is this not so blind item. Can you guess who it is?
[BlindGossip] She was brought in from outside the United States. She only speaks Spanish (or Portuguese?), and has a child who is approximately Kindergarten age. She is fairly attractive, looks like she is in her late twenties, and has thick, dark brown hair and medium-colored skin. You probably wouldn’t notice her if she was walking down the street. However, it doesn’t really matter what she looks like, as she is simply the Surrogate for a baby that is a genetic combination of the soon-to-be Mom and Dad.
The Surrogate is currently living on the Lower West Side of Manhattan with her first child in a very nice apartment. She is not married, and does not really know anyone in New York, but she does want to stay here once the birth is over. The apartment is being paid for by the Couple. The Surrogate is well-cared for by a full-time staff person and there is always a doctor or nurse on call. She looks like she is approximately eight months pregnant, and is clearly much bigger than the Mom, who is simply playing pregnant.
By the way, the Mom was physically capable of bearing her own child, but she didn’t want to “ruin” her body.
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