Spin Sycle for Wednesday, July 25 2012

I'm very tired, Syclers.  tired tired tired.

Her iPhone Makes Us Grin

SOLVED!

BlindGossip – A paparazzo from a website with high internet traffic was peering into this b-list TV and movie actress’s car a few days ago and snapped a photo of her iPhone. The front screen had the name of her ex-boyfriend and the rehab facility where he is currently staying. So, despite pretending that she is no longer in contact with the ex, her phone seems to tell a different story.

Of course, she doesn’t want her contact with the ex to get in the way of her divorce settlement with her husband – nor does the website want to find itself on the other side of a lawsuit with the very litigious husband – so it looks like everyone will simply keep quiet about this one for now. Just knowing that this relationship is coming to an end is enough to make us grin.

SOLVED!

It’s Katie Holmes! Source:BlindGossip.com

The name on the iPhone was that of her ex-boyfriend Chris Klein. We now know that at the time this item was originally published, Chris was in rehab at Cirque Lodge.

Katie Homes and Chris Klein were engaged to be married. Just six weeks after ending their relationship, Katie began dating Tom Cruise.

UsMagazine recently ran an article about Chris:

Katie Holmes’ Hunky Ex Chris Klein Steps Out

Back in the early aughts, Katie Holmes only had eyes for one Hollywood hunk: Chris Klein.

Now 33, the American Pie actor — now appearing on FX’s hit show Wilfred with Elijah Wood — stepped out in Los Angeles last week. Casual in a deep-V neck shirt, jeans, and baseball cap, Klein (who successfully completed a rehab program in 2010) looked hunkier than ever.

This past Saturday, Klein was spotted in the Big Apple — having dinner with pals at hotspot Catch.

As it happens, this was also the first time Klein has been photographed in the midst of his former fiancee’s global-headline-making split from Tom Cruise.

Klein and Holmes, now 33, met in 2000 and got engaged in late 2003. They called off their engagement and their relationship in March 2005. Just a few months later, Holmes and Cruise, now 50, embarked on an epic romance; in November 2006, the couple (parents to newborn Suri, now 6) married in Italy.

Chris lives in Los Angeles and works in Los Angeles but he has been spending lots of time New York City recently. Lots.

When they say "it's not about the money" then IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE MONEY

Christian Bale is forgiven of any previous wrong-doing.

Let's make fun of Angry Scottish People!

Spin Sycle for Thursday July 19 2012

Ready for Sycle time?

Let's start with a blind item:
BlindGossip] We are pleased to announce another defection from this ridiculous group. She is not talking about it yet, but we can tell you that she is an actress, and that she was a member of the group for many years.

Her new full-time gig doesn’t require any press time this summer, so she is keeping a very low profile for the time being. She started getting paranoid that her phone conversations were being tapped and that her child/ren were being followed, so she quietly consulted with another former member of the group (who is also an entertainer and Mom concerned about the safety of her kid/s). After their talk, the actress got new phones and hired new bodyguards to protect herself and her child/ren.

We don’t know if she has talked to her best friend – who is still a member of the group – about her decision.

Actress:

Mom:

Best Friend:

Paris Jackson calls Randy Jackson out publicly

Here's Beyonce with Blue Ivy.  Please tell me that poor girl doesn't favor her father

Madonna will not be going down under

Is Katie Holmes seeing Chris Klein again?

Spin Sycle Birthday Edition!

One more year down, Syclers!  One more year closer to death



Lainey compares Tom Cruise to Chris Brown.  Really.

Katie Holmes is truly clever

Suri Cruise is now Scout?

Remember Kendra Wilkinson? She wants your attention by trying for another baby with Hank

Penelope Cruz is pregnant again?

I'm off to get shitfaced for my cake day, enjoy!

Spin Sycle Free Katie Edition!

Hey Syclers, looks like Katie won the Game of Tom!!

They've already reached a settlement

Seems Katie used the $citards own strategy of "Attack, don't defend" to get her way.  It was super effective!!

Katie even got primary custody of Suri!  I'm going to go out on a limb here that Tom gave Katie whatever she wanted so she wouldn't spill beans.

[BlindGossip] When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to this point has been about his involvement with a powerful group, there were actually three other reasons he settled so quickly.

Here are the three reasons: 1. His very personal relationship with a professional athlete. 2. His very personal relationship with a musician. 3. His very personal relationship with a famous actor.

She was ready and willing to expose all three relationships to get what she wanted. The scandal of having these three famous people deposed by attorneys about their sexual relationships would have destroyed all four men. So, he gave her the thing she wanted most so that his biggest secret could remain a secret.

Good for you , Katie! This is for you:

Spin Sycle Special Edition!

KatieGate 2012!!

Seems C of $ is having a defector meltdown!  Katie really did time her escape well!  I wonder if these people planned together.  I wonder if Nicole Kidman or Lisa Marie Presley will help her.

Tom Cruise might be stupid.  What do you think?  Tell me in the comments!

Plus:

A Chip in Her Pocket for The Trial

SOLVED! (Partially)

BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is close to a final agreement over how everything – including the child/ren – is going to be divided in the divorce. However, the wife’s legal team is having her keep one chip in her pocket for the divorce trial. If the husband’s team tries any last-minute maneuvering, the wife is not afraid to reveal an incident where she (along with their child/ren) caught her husband in bed with a family friend of theirs. The friend is a professional athlete. In case you’ve been wondering why the couples rarely get together for more than an hour and a photo op – this is the reason.

SOLVED!

It’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! Source: BlindGossip.com

Was “I promise to look the other way while my spouse entertains guests in bed” part of their marriage vows or part of their contract?

Sigh. What a mess. Let’s remember the happier days. Here’s Katie’s first day of voluntary servitude:

We’re not quite ready to name the family friend. It could have been a male or a female athlete. Suffice it to say that witnessing such an event must have felt like a real kick in stomach to Katie.

Oh yeah, Anderson Cooper came out, if you didn't know already

Spin Sycle BIG WEEKEND July 2012

Hey Syclers!!  There's gonna be a lotta updates happening, ok?  it's like the gossip world exploded!  My gossipin' fangs have popped out, my gossip lust is strong and must be fed!!

If you haven't heard, Tom Cruise has lost his beard Katie Holmes, maybe due her contract being up.  rumors, rumors, rumors!!  Will she get primary custody?  Will there be a huge fight?  Did she catch Tom in the act?  WHAT HAPPENED!!! WILL TOM AND JOHN EVER HAVE FOOT MASSAGES TOGETHER??

per blindgossip.com:

The Five Year Mark

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] They have passed the five-year point, so the marriage is over! They are living separately, their public appearances as a couple are down to once or twice a month (tops), and any time together is as much about keeping the child/ren connected to the whole family as it is to be seen together for the paparazzi.

Here’s the timing for the announcement of the split: He has two big projects this year. She has already agreed to chip in and help promote the first project with red carpet appearances and positive interview mentions. If that occurs (and we believe it will), the official split will be announced during the summer lull. If she takes an additional payout and waits until after the second release, the announcement will be made approximately New Years 2013.

SOLVED!

Bloggers and members of the press are asked to properly credit and hyperlink to BlindGossip.com for this blind item. Thanks!

It’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! Source: BlindGossip.com

The situation is exactly as we described to you back in April 2012:

1. The five-year contract is up

2. They were already living separately

3. Their public appearances were down to once or twice a month

4. The timing of the announcement is taking place after they have finished promoting the first big project (Rock of Ages)

5. The timing of the announcement is during the summer lull (Announcing on a Friday afternoon of a holiday weekend is also a nice touch)

She rejected the additional payout to stick around for the promotions for Jack Reacher. Katie Holmes is out of there!

More later! Your initial thoughts?

From People Magazine:

Adele is having a baby!  Spin is depressed.

stay tuned!

Spin Sycle for Friday June 1 2012

What's up Syclers!!

Pari$ Hilton got dumped by AfroJack

Of course Jessica Simpson is now going to pimp weight watchers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHA

Katie Holmes really enjoys pissing of Tom, doesn't she?

Britney has ADHD

Madonna's MDNA tour begins in Tel Aviv

Enjoy MGMT - Electric Feel

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Having fun?

STFU and GTFO Sean Penn

Katie who?  Wasn't Tom supposed to make her a huge megastar?
[BlindGossip] This actress – who worked much more several years ago than she does now – has found the perfect way to annoy her controlling husband. He always insisted that she not step foot out of the house unless she was looking her best (full hair, makeup, clothes) because she was a “reflection of his image”.


But now that they have quietly separated, she consistently walks out of the house in casual clothes and messy hair and no makeup (even when her destination isn’t the gym). Of course, the paparazzi are there, just waiting to snap her photo. Her publicist called and said “Do you realize how much you’re p*ssing him off when you do that?” She replied, “Absolutely!” and giggled. Sounds like it’s just her little way of reclaiming her life.

Sin City 2 comes out in October, 2013

I swear the Cof$ is behind all the Travolta crap.  Just come out, John, nobody is going to berate you for it.

Enjoy:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, how's it going?  Having a good weekend?

Heidi Klum formally files for divorce from Seal after two month's separation

Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly?  No thank you

Katie Holmes finally learns how to handle Tom on her own.  Breakup pending?

Billie Piper gave birth to son #2

Enjoy Jay Z mashed with Flight of the Concords

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 11 2012

I still can't believe it's already 2012 Syclers!!!

Well, that's a relief.  At least Biebers career shall be short then

So it seems Blue Ivy is home now

Do you think Katie Holmes looks hot or old?

LEAVE ELIZABETH TAYLOR ALONE ALREADY!!!!

Jimmy Page is 68

Snoop got arrested for weed.....big deal, right?  IN TEXAS. TX is no joke about weed and it sucks.  NORML, where ya at?  Step it up and help Snoop out!!

Happy Monday Syclers!

Are you doing well?  Here's Weird Al making fun of Lady Gaga, which is quite funny.  Don't get your panties in a bunch, he used to make fun of Micheal Jackson and Madonna too, who both found him hilarious:



Lights
Britney Spears kicks off her Femme Fatale tour


Herpes carrying A list celeb has settled for a little over $5 million....still no idea who it is

All you have to do, Gwyneth, is get rid of the Wii.  Get it out of the house.

Darks
Jackass star Ryan Dunn, who you probably remember for shoving a toy car up his rectum, has died

Seems Frank Sinatra had a dick side.  Who knew?

Goldie Hawn trashed as a bad mother by ex

Needs Bleach
Katie Holmes is just too thin

Nick Lachey wants to have babies with Vanessa.  U mad, Jessica?

See celebs' before and after plastic surgery pics

Happy St. Patrick's Day Syclers!!!

Image via Wikipedia

I'm celebrating the old tradition of when St. Patrick died, with beer!  I'll be out for the weekend since this is srs biznss.

Darks
Howard Stern wants to go gonzo

Is Jodie Foster high? Was she high when she gave this interview?

Did Nate Dogg die of stroke complications?

Charlie Sheen not winning in round one of him vs. Chuck Lorre

Lights
Joe Jonas, you aren't fooling anybody.  You're still gay

Christina Ricci lost a lot of weight

Katy Perry's mother disagrees with Katy's career because she is religious and other stupid stuff

Needs Bleach
Did Kim K finally convince someone to make her a housewife from a Ho?  Spoiler:  won't last

Katie Holmes bought penis gummie candies for Suri?

Courtney Love to pull a Keith Richards with Kurt Cobain

The Spin Sycle for March 2 2011

Image via Wikipedia

What's in the wash today Syclers, let's have a look!

Lights
Charlie Sheen is now on Twitter!!!  I know I'm following that hot mess! @charlie sheen

How long before one of Charlie's "goddesses" turns up pregnant?

Darks
Christina Aguilara got dirrty drunk, arrested but will not be prosecuted

Katie Holmes to sue for libel.  She is not a drug addict.

Remember Heather "Hopalong" Mills?  If you weren't convinced she is a horrible person before, then here's your proof:  She lied about Sir Paul beating her. Didn't we already know that?

Jane Russell died.

Delicates
If this former A list female singer goes to rehab, it won't be just for booze. There is a lot more going on than just drinking. (CDAN)  *wanna bet it's XTina?*

Spin Sycle for Tuesday February 22 2011

How ya doin Syclers!!

Charlie Sheen is lonely

John Travolta really is balding

Angelina from Jersey Shore faked her engagement

Rod Stewart & Stevie Nicks to tour together.....yes you MUST see this show!

Is Pari$ Hilton getting engaged before her BF has to go to prison?

From the Daily Fail:  Is Katie Holmes ready to run?

Whoever put Brooklyn Decker in this jumpsuit monstrosity needs to be shot.

Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle

How are you, Syclers?  Enjoying yourselves?  Here's what's happening:

Westboro Baptist Church,  YOU DUN GOOFED  (Anonymous is having your ass...you have been warned)

"Narnia" producer found dead in his bathroom

Steve Jobs not long for this world?

Can you believe that Katie and Tom shall celebrate their fifth wedding anniversay this year?

Jessica Simpson had her chance to really step up and shine while Britney was having her crazy fit and JS totally FAILED.  Now looking to scope hubby #2, she has to stop being a fatty or else.  Girl must like setting herself up to fail.

Blind Item!

BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is splitting, but we hear that some of the more recent  arguments continue to be jaw-dropping. The couple was originally pushed into marriage due to an untimely pregnancy. However, it seems that not even having a child has softened Wifey’s attitude towards her soon-to-be-ex husband. “I should have had an ab*rtion when I had the chance!” she screamed at him during a recent fight. We wonder what Justin Bieber would think about that. We also wonder if the couple has put aside money for therapy for their child in the future.

In case you missed it, here's Britney spears' new video "Hold is against me"  I CAN HAZ MOAR PRODUCT PLCMNT PLZ?:

The Spin Sycle for Friday February 11 2011

Ready for Valentine's Day Syclers?  Are you?

The Logan's Run remake is really happening!!!!I am so stoked!  Ryan Gosling has been cast as Logan 5.  Need to catch up?  Read the original book or rent the first movie.

Britney Spears says she's boring

Katie Holmes wants another baby and here's someone to bitch about it

John Travolta being obvious in front of Kelly?

Your blind item for today:  NewYorkPost – 
Which barely closeted gay male movie actor recently had a passionate affair with a woman while spending time in Europe?

Frozen Spin Sycle for February 10 2011

It's cold Syclers!!!  Hope you're warm wherever you are!!

Did anyone NOT see the impending divorce of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson coming?  Who won the pool?

Lindsay Lohan went to court.  Look bitch, stop putting yourself in situations where you end up in trouble.  It's that simple.  Be responsible for yourself.  Stand up straight too, I can't stand the way you hunch yourself.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes used to get kinky on his bus.  Not in the way you are thinking.

Charlie Sheen to pay his crew during two week hiatus of Two and a Half Men

Katy Perry & Russell Brand seeing a marriage counselor?

See Alanis Morisette's baby boy Ever!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Enjoy your weekend!

The History Channel will not be airing their miniseries about the Kennedys after all.  Katie Holmes was a lousy choice to play Jackie Kennedy anyway.  Ha Ha.  Remember when the History Channel actually ran shows about history?

The Kardashian sisters are getting sued (ha ha)  for their rip off scam of a credit card  


In the No1Curr category, "Sarah Palin's Alaska" has not been renewed for another season.  Because No1curr.  Ha ha.

It's good to know that the girls of Teen Mom are using the money they make from the show for substantial, worthy investments.  You know, like boob jobs

This is worthy of spelling out:  Shut the Fuck Up, Cameron Diaz

UPDATE:  I have a personal theory that maybe the guy who shot Rep. Giffords of Arizona did it to try to impress someone.....you know, like the guy who shot Reagan did it to try to impress Jodie Foster because somehow I get the vibe that this guy has never been laid in his life.



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The Spin Sycle for September 8 2010

Hulk Hogan hospitalized, not as exciting as you'd think

Be sure to support Stephen Colbert's rally for restoring truthiness!!

Britney Spears being sued, much more exciting than Hulk being hospitalized

Katie Holmes to have more children?

Pari$ Hilton smuggles her stash in her gaping vagehole

HOT BLIND ITEM!!!!

from Blindgossip!!!  Could it be?

This celebrity couple's pre-nuptial agreement required the wife to stay in the relationship for a certain amount of time. However, the Stepford Wife's law firm has decided that it may be difficult to impossible for the husband to enforce this. It seems that the wife knows much more than she should about the husband's long-time and very personal relationship with another high-profile man. She is using that knowledge to get her sentence reduced and to to gain custody over the couple's kid/s.

It's still not Nicole Kidman