Friday, March 27, 2009

In WTF? News....

You know the Sham-Wow guy?  Every time I see him on TV, I want to punch him in the face.  Not the tv, I want to hunt him down and punch him personally.  It seems he got arrested.  For beating up a hooker.  Who tried to bite his tongue off.  you can't make that shit up.

According to the Smoking Gun, the police report goes like this:

  • Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
  • She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
  • He kisses her.
  • She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
  • He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
  • He runs down to the hotel lobby.
  • They both get arrested.
Makes me think of this Van Halen song:

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