Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, hope everything is going well for you and that you are enjoying life!!

Ron Jeremy is ready to get back to boning

Lindsay Lohan is desperate for $$$, PitBull is still ugly

Lourdes Leon is developing her own mind, doesn't want to do what mom Madonna wants.

Kim Kardashian is a fucking liar.  Know how I know?  Her mouth opens.
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Just in time for the Oscars, here's what's in the $45k SWAG bags.  Do you know what I could do with $45,000.00?

[Blind Gossip] Either this celebrity couple either needs to work on their communication skills or they are mixing things up in a lab.

Allow us to explain. She wants to be pregnant. She wants it badly. She can’t wait to have kids with him. Specifically, she wants a girl (She has enough blue in her life, and wants a little pink to balance it out). She has been buying pregnancy tests and looking at cute girlie baby clothes and telling friends that she’s had several false alarms, but no luck just yet.

Umm… did her SO forget to tell her something? He may have “forgotten” to tell her that she may be doing a lot of guessing and planning and worrying for nothing. Why? Because he got a vasectomy after his last marriage!

Of course, there are other possibilities. He may have had the procedure reversed. Or, he may have put a little some some in the bank before the snip snip, and they are now tapping into that reserve in order to procreate. Or, they are relying on donor sperm.

We’ll know soon enough, because she is undergoing fertility treatments right now (even though she is not old), and “plans” on announcing a pregnancy before the summer starts.

OK first off, is LeAnn Rimes looking puffy these days?  Second, you do not have to be "OLD" to need fertility treatments.  There are plenty of women in their twenties with low ovarian reserve and the ovaries of a 50 year old, who have to have fertility treatments to have a baby.  SO sick of the ignorance of fertility.  EDUCATE YOURSELVES.

Here's some Cazette to enjoy over the weekend:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, December 12 2012

Happy 12/12/12 Syclers!!!

Imagine my shock....Madonna's tour sold better than Gaga's

OF COURSE STORAGE WARS IS FAKE WHO DIDN'T KNOW THAT???

Johnny Depp as Tonto.....Good idea or tasteless?

Here's a blind item for you
[Blind Gossip] This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketer’s dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light.

There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that out. Even worse, she was pregnant.

There was never a question about her having the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at thought of America’s Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by America’s Biggest Jerk.

The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went back to being America’s Good Girl. It’s one of the reasons her team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities since then. It’s much, much safer that way.

America’s Good Girl:

America’s Biggest Jerk:

Spin's guess: Taylor Swift

Spin Scyle for Friday, July 20 2012

What would you do if you were being bullied at work, Syclers?  tell me in the comments below

Here's an anthem to my youth:



Seems Tom Cruise may already have wife #4 picked out, she's perfect: A $citard princess, unknown actress and 26 years old.  VIVA la 5 year contract!!

Somehow I didn't realize that Seth Rogen was married.  Go figure.

Boycott Chik-Fil-A (I don't eat there anyway)

What teenage girl isn't embarrassed by her mother?  it's ok Lourdes, you're no different than anyone else, even your mother.

I love Suri's Burn book

Jessica Simpson is losing one pound per week

Blind item!
[Blind Gossip] This woman is one of the top-earning celebrities in the world, and has all the fame and fans anyone could ever want. She is also on track for a breakdown. Away from the cameras and the cheering crowds, she has been ingesting tons of drugs and booze. Other celebs (even her competitors) have quietly tried to intervene, but she is ignoring their pleas. If she keeps going this way – and continues to refuse to go to rehab – insiders fear she will meet the same fate as Amy Winehouse.

Spin Sycle for Thursday July 19 2012

Ready for Sycle time?

Let's start with a blind item:
BlindGossip] We are pleased to announce another defection from this ridiculous group. She is not talking about it yet, but we can tell you that she is an actress, and that she was a member of the group for many years.

Her new full-time gig doesn’t require any press time this summer, so she is keeping a very low profile for the time being. She started getting paranoid that her phone conversations were being tapped and that her child/ren were being followed, so she quietly consulted with another former member of the group (who is also an entertainer and Mom concerned about the safety of her kid/s). After their talk, the actress got new phones and hired new bodyguards to protect herself and her child/ren.

We don’t know if she has talked to her best friend – who is still a member of the group – about her decision.

Actress:

Mom:

Best Friend:

Paris Jackson calls Randy Jackson out publicly

Here's Beyonce with Blue Ivy.  Please tell me that poor girl doesn't favor her father

Madonna will not be going down under

Is Katie Holmes seeing Chris Klein again?

Spin Sycle for Thursday, June 14 2012

Hey Syclers!! Miss me?

Miley is supposed to be engaged, right?

Look, Madonna, everyone in the world has already seen your nipples and your labia, so you can stop it now.  Also, I'm tired of your Catholic religion schtick

Coutrney Cox don't need no stinkin lawyer

Hugh Laurie in the new Robocop.....good idea?

Are they saying that Duchess Kate is pregnant?

Khloe K has begun fertility treatments.....insert your joke here

Blind items!
[BuzzFoto] This beautiful R&B singer peaked in the early 2000′s but now her spotlight is dimming… Dimming so much that she is said to be working with a well-respected and discrete Hollywood Madame. For a few appointments a year, she’s paying the mortgage for herself and several family members. There are apparently a lot of rich business men that will pay big bucks to spend the night with a former famous performer. 


[NationalEnquirer] What straight, divorced father and former TV sitcom star – he’s since crashed and burned and is now trying for a comeback – had a memorable s*x party with multiple male esc*rts? The actor is known for his wild partying and ho*ker escapades, but he seems to have gotten bored with the ladies and is now into guys.

Spin Sycle for Friday June 1 2012

What's up Syclers!!

Pari$ Hilton got dumped by AfroJack

Of course Jessica Simpson is now going to pimp weight watchers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHA

Katie Holmes really enjoys pissing of Tom, doesn't she?

Britney has ADHD

Madonna's MDNA tour begins in Tel Aviv

Enjoy MGMT - Electric Feel

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, April 10 2012

Hey Syclers!  I've been distracted, can yo utell?

MDNA sets records

Game of Thrones has been approved for a third season!

Tony Romo is a new father

Ricki Lake eloped.  I still miss her show

I predict two seasons AT MOST.  the daughter can't be as entertaining as Whitney.

Enjoy RuPaul's latest Glamazon

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Spin Sycle for Tuesday, March 27 2012

Hey Syclers, what's up?  Having a good week so far?



Nicki Minaj and Madonna kiss.  Next.

Seems Madonna made DeadMau5 mad at some festival.  Look at all the fucks given. Oh yeah, raves have been around for forever, like the early 80's, along with X.  Deal with it.

I am so sick of all this Lindsay Lohan crap.  Is she paying people so she can stay relevant?

Uma Thurman is still pregnant

Blind Item:
“This action star has been labeled a huge pain to work with and known for throwing temper tantrums on set. When directors push him to portray something other than a hardnosed hero, he will argue and whine before stomping off to his trailer where he will refuse to come out until the director apologizes.” [Hollywood Dame]

Spin's guess:  Bruce Willis

Listen to Best Coast's new single, you'll want it for summer:

Spin Sycle for Friday, March 23 2012

Hey Syclers!  How are you?  Do you think that ducks mourn?  Yesterday I saw a duck that had died in this canal that I walk each day.  Poor thing.  Today when I walked by that spot, several ducks were at that spot, in the water, just hanging around where the dead duck had been.  Mourning for their own?

Here's Madonna's latest video, "Girl Gone Wild"


Coke and drowning made Whitney Houston die. Let the conspiracy theories fly!

Hillary Duff finally popped out a boy

Reese Witherspoon to have baby #3

Is Ashton Kutcher tappin Rihanna's ass?

Here's the video that Madonna very likely was inspired by, Kazaky's "Love"

Spin Sycle for Thursday March 8 2012

Hey Syclers!!

Have a listen to Madonna's new album, MDNA

In Whitney Houston's will, daughter Bobbi Kristina gets everything.  Don't stick it all up your nose, kid

If you care, Ashley Olsen has quit acting

Aaaand some more fuel for the Will Smith gay rumors
/oblig


Here's a blind item to keep you going thru the day:

[BlindGossip] In a case where one half of a couple makes substantially more than the other, who pays for the ring? Well, in the case of these three engaged couples where the woman has the bigger paycheck, it certainly wasn’t the future groom.

The first couple went directly to the jeweler and cut a deal for a very impressive diamond sparkler. They worked out an arrangement where the couple agreed to make x number of mentions of the jeweler in the press for a 50% discount. Then the female half of the couple paid the balance in cash.

The second couple tried harder than anyone to try to talk multiple jewelers into a free ring. When no one would agree to the freebie, she simply turned to her future fiance and said, “Here’s the money. You know what I like. Now, go get me the biggest f*cking diamond you can.”

The third couple knew ahead of time that they were getting engaged, and she knew exactly what she wanted. Because she likes to control everything, she picked out the ring in a secret private buying session with the jeweler, where they settled on a price. Then she later gave the money to the boyfriend, who went to the store to pay for the ring. Of course she pretended that she had no idea that there was a ring coming, that she was thrilled with her fiance’s taste, and that she was so impressed that he paid for the ring himself.

So, when you see those shining baubles on the ring fingers of these lucky stars, you now know that in all three cases, the future groom didn’t have to lay out his own cash… but that he still gets to look like he’s a generous man with good taste.

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, March 7 2012

Hey Syclers!  Have enough going on in your life? Take a break?

I thought Tila Tequila was converting to Judaism?

Hasn't Cher said this before?

Here's a snippet of "I'm addicted" by Madonna form her soon to be released MDMA album.  Note the Stigmata stance.



Maybe Kim Kardashian's golddigging will land her a prince but she might regret it

Nick Lachey will be wife Vanessa's birth coach

I can't believe I'm typing this:  Miley Cyrus just gained a little of my respect

Have a great day!  The weekend isn't too far?

Spin Sycle for Monday March 5 2012

Hey Syclers, how are you holding up?  Ready for another week?

It seems Madonna's boytoy has proposed to her.  What possible advantage could it give her to marry him? I mean, he could gain a LOT, but her?  Maybe it's time to kick his ass to the curb

Rush the Mouth is losing advertisers.  TROLLLOLOLOL

So, was Lindsay Lohan any good at being on SNL?

If idiots are going to be like this on the Net, then they should have the computers and cellphones taken away.  Get some maturity.

Kirk Cameron still deserves to be made an object of ridicule

Run for your life, Lady Gaga wants to have a baby

Angelina Jolie rejects Salt 2 script

Enjoy Michael Franti and Spearhead with "Say Hey (I Love You)"

Spin Sycle Weekend

Hey Syclers!!

So it seems that Blue Ivy luckily looks more like Beyonce


Nice frontlace, Bey

THIS, kids, is why you do not, NOT put naked pictures of yourself up or send them to anyone at all, be it phone or email (besides that fact that you could fuck yourself out of a job)

Madonna's always about the publicity....this time it's courtesy of M.I.A.

Enjoy your weekend!

UPDATE:  Whitney Houston has died at age 48  What did you do to yourself, Whitney?

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, February 7 2012

How you doing, Syclers?


Shenanigans, Bey?

Robert Downey Jr. has a new son

Is Lady Gaga's bad romance about to end?

Who is Rihanna trying to look like?

Prop 8 in California got shot down.  Mormons everywhere are pissed.

you should be aware of this song, Carwash

Spin Scyle for Friday, February 3 2012

Hey Syclers!! In case you have not been turned on to My Morning Jacket, please allow me to introduce you:



Roseanne Barr for president?

Madonna doesn't care about poor people just like Mittens Romney!

Jennifer Aniston is desperately trying to get pregnant?

Will and Jada not only splitting up but splitting up the kids too?

Hope you have a great Friday!!

Spin Sycle for Monday January 30 2012

Hey Syclers!! Isn't cleaning the hell out of your house fun?  Oh well, worth is after all the work.

Let's start of with this blind item which makes me go O DAMM (from CDAN):
 What soon to be A list movie actor's girlfriend who is also moving up the list quite nicely is convinced that she can keep him from wanting guys. She told a friend of hers the other day that as long as she stays kinky enough he will want her and not any of the guys he used to date. Hey, it worked for Ashlee Simpson
 and Pete Wentz for awhile.

Jlo is useless, a hypocrite and obviously lives in her own little bubble

OctoMom's kids are "poop"

Enjoy M.I.A.'s new song Bad Girls

Xtina, honey, if you know it's shark week and you're gonna sing at somebody's funeral, PLEASE take proper precautions.  I wouldn't even have performed.

MDNA.  Madonna.  That is all.

Remember the Ferris Bueller tease?  It's a damm car ad.

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 12 2012

Jeez Syclers, this year has gotten off to a bad start!  My poor Georgey cat died, hit by a car.  For the love a little cat:




Hang on all you Star Wars geeks!  the porn version is real!

Oh the derp that is springing from Jay Z and Beyonce's hospital birthing fiasco.

Madonna releasing her 12th album

Katy Perry's parents are truly insufferable

Is Jennifer Aniston single again already?

Here's a blind item reveal:

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago.  The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and – if it is – how it will be spun.

It’s Khloe Kardashian! Source: BlindGossip.com and everywhere

Parent: Kris Jenner

Child: Khloe Kardashian

Child’s More Famous Sibling: Kim Kardashian

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin?

As we all expected to hear sooner or later, Miley Cyrus is a stoner.

Really, T I?  I don't even....

Selena Gomez's mother is pregnant, yawn

Michael Lohan will finally shut up for a little while

And yet I can't squeeze out one. 

Kate Moss is too fucked up to get pregnant.  I thought most of the time it happened because she was too fucked up

Madonna has gone full circle, embarrasses her daughter Lourdes now.  What teen daughter isn't embarrassed by her mother?

Rest peacefully Andrea True, you helped to color my childhood....This song was a big part of my summers, hearing it at roller rinks, at amusement parks and playing miniature golf

A New Madonna Single!

It's an 80's retro sound but much "bubblegummier" than what she did in the 80's.  Anyhow, have a listen to this leak:

Madonna - Give Me All Your Love - Full New Single 2011 Vidéo MrMusic sélectionnée dans Musique

Spin Sycle for Tuesday October 04 2011

Hey Syclers!  What's going on?  I just figured out I can't eat dairy!

How much you want to bet that Amanda Knox never goes to Italy again

Thomas Jane just got a little cooler.  Must go fap.

Madonna to perform at the Superbowl Halftime Show?  Really?  WTF

Seth Rogen got married!

Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed got married for reasons that I do not understand