Spin Sycle for November 13 2013

Hey Spinions!!   How is your week?  Shall we get to it?

Who keeps up with this crap?  It seems KStew, despite reports of the two of them seeing other people, are getting married. Or are they? Que fantastic facepalm.

This whole thing with Brooke and Charlie gets more and more bizarre.  I'm not sure how much I buy into this one though, especially with all the stories of Brooke leaving her pee on a stick pregnancy tests all over for people to run across.  Also, even with IVF, pregnant is still pregnant and she would have stayed sober regardless.....which we all know she did not.

It seems there is a scandal with the Duggars (you know, eleventy billion children and still counting).  Will this be on their show?

If you are a critic, Justin Timberlake doesn't like you.

No. No. No. No. No.

Wait until you get closer to 40, Jennifer Lawrence. It's easy when you're young.

Gun Safety with Archer:



Have a great day!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, February 13 2013

Are you ready for St. Valentine's day tomorrow, Syclers?  Don't worry if you are not having anything to do with it I still have love for you! Valentine'S Day Plaid Heart Tablecloth (Google Affiliate Ad)

This news makes me so happy!  I am sure that Steve Martin shall be a fun and excellent father!  Send him some love, he seems like he needs it. Baby Jogger Summit XC Jogging Stroller - Red/Black (Google Affiliate Ad)



Lady Gaga is in chronic pain with joint inflammation, has to postpone shows.  How long do you think she'll be down?

UpDate: The rest of the Born This Way Ball has been cancelled due to Lady Gaga needing surgery

Enjoy Justin Timberlake's latest offering. Mirrors

Spin Sycle for Thursday, February 7 2013

Hey, Syclers!!  What's going on?

Because nothing else is going on in her life, you can see Jessica Simpson's new baby bump.

Nothing else is going on in her life, so here's Jessica Simpson with a retouched photo shoot.

Justin Timberlake has released his track list for 20/20.  Squeeee!

Miley Cyrus is busy designing her wedding ring

Lamar Odom wants Khloe to pack up with him and go to Italy.  Why not?

If you still care, here are the pictures that Beyonce's team want taken down for being unflatterring



And nobody is allowed to have any fun at the Grammys, most especially if you are a female sort of person.
Here, for your amusement, are some of the scandalous attire of Grammys past so you can judge for yourself.

Enjoy Think Twice by Donald Byrd
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Spin Sycle for Friday, January 25 2013

It's a month after christmas, Syclers.  Enjoy

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 17 2013

Wow, 2013.  Where's my flying car and robot maid?

Jeremy Renner is going to be a father and I AM JEALOUS AS HELL

Lindsay Lohan is for hire?

Just when I think I cannot love you any more, Bradley Cooper, you do something like this

Elton John is a father again

Kim Kardashian does not know of which she speaks.  Trying for three or four months with no luck does not a fertility problem make.  I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE INFERTILITY YOU LYING HAG

Spin sycle Weekend edition

How long you gonna make us wait, Justin??

Spin Sycle for Thursday, October 25 2012

Come share some wine with me, Syclers!!

I like Britney's father more and more

So it seems Papa Joe is out and has a twink....my guess is that he's always been jealous that Jessica has those Tig ol' bitties

Are Justin and Jessica assholes?

here's your LOL for the day:

Spin Sycle for Monday October 22 2012

Hey Syclers!  Coffee is brewing, let's get on the gossip!!

In case you have not heard, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married in Italy!  Start your pools as to how long you think this will last.

Will Lindsay Lohan end up under a conservatorship?  I hope it would be under a third party and not one of her useless parents.

Fake relationship is fake, will Kanye troll us all and marry Kim Kardashian?

According to Sandra Rose and the Panache report, Rihanna might be having Chris Brown's baby.  An Announcement to be made soon?  Now I know I said I put a ban on these two, but this is pretty huge if it's true.

Adele gave birth to a boy

Blue Ivy cannot be trademarked.

NEWS FLASH: Kristen Stewart actually smiles

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Here is the funkiest song that ever did funk:

Spin Sycle for Friday, October 12 2012

How you doing, Syclers??  Looking forward to the weekend?

Why is Ben Affleck still emailing Jennifer Lopez?

Lohan trainwreck is a trainwreck.

Nelly, don't bring that sh*t to Texas

Uma Thurman doing porn?

Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina is engaged.  wtf.

Blind item reveal!!

SOLVED!

BuzzFoto – These two exes who recently started talking again secretly after about 6-7 years of silence, are still playing emotional games with one another.

They both have others in their lives, and their successes mirror one another’s, but because the male was hurt by the breakup, he purposely waits weeks in between responding back to her emails and phone calls. Our source says he is either scared or trying to see how much power he has over her. We think it’s just a little silly and immature.

We’re not sure what the recent contact is all about for the two, but we hope it means teaming up professionally again. The two could be unstoppable!

No one from the Jennifer Aniston situation.

SOLVED!

It’s Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake! Source: BuzzFoto

Awww! Weren’t they the cutest couple ever? A lot has transpired since this photo was taken: Marriages, divorces, children, concert tours, albums, films, dicks in boxes, breakdowns, and comebacks.

Both are now engaged to other people. Britney is engaged to her former agent, Jason Trawick. Justin is engaged to actress Jessica Biel

Spin Sycle for Friday, February 24 2012

What you doing, Syclers?  Getting into trouble, I hope

you need to be aware of The Who and Eminence Front


Chris Brown in trouble yet again?

CM Punk want to wrestle Chris Brown

Jay Z not pleased with Rihanna

DMX wants you to know that he does not like Drake

So Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may be squabbling about marriage details

Zac Efron goofed on the red carpet

Britney Spears to be a judge on the X Factor?  Unscripted?

Pregnancy check ins for Hillary Duff and Jessica Simpson

Kristen Stewart looks good for once

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 26 2012

Already a whole month after Xmas, Syclers!!!

Brad Pitt, atheist (psst young, constant indoctrination always kills the religion bug)

Demi Moore, anorexic?

Yes, Miley, we get it: You're having sex

Make it stop: Blue Ivy's godmother is Oprah

Cameron Diaz is crushed that Justin Timberlake never proposed to her?

Just because Spin finds it sweet, Gary Oldman with his wife:


Enjoy Mayor Hawthorne "The Walk" (great song, bad video)

Spin Sycle for Friday, January 6 2011

January already Syclers?  Really?   I may be a bitchy ass, but when a neighbor's kid wants to say that they are sure they saw their dog in my back yard and I know for sure that the dog isn't there.....I don't even trust kids.  At least I know to keep my eyes open for stray children where they aren't supposed to be.  Well, let's get to it!

Drew Barrymore is engaged!  again.  at least she's picked a guy who got her to eat a steak.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are engaged.  They seem so boring.

Justine Bieber is on his way to looking like a total douchebag

Teen Mom Trainwreck Amber is losing her home.  I'm having trouble mustering much sympathy



Gwenyth Paltrow wants to clean out your ass

Useless entitled ho is pregnant.  Yes, I mean Peaches Geldoff.  I still can't squeeze one out.

Another Teen Mom is pregnant again at 19.  You remember Leah, right?

Jeezus all this baby stuff is depressing.  Here's Jessie J with Domino:

Spin Sycle for Thursday October 20 2011

Hey Syclers! Let's see what's going on

I AM SO SICK OF LINDSAY LOHAN BS!!!!  Aren't you?  

The French First Lady gave birth to a daughter.

Here's FreeSol with Justin Timberlake

ScarJo is dating Joseph Gordon Levitt?

Rihanna's new song We Found Love

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

Hey Syclers!  What's up?  Here's some Justin Timberlake for you!

Spin Sycle for Thursday August 11 2011

Hey Syclers!  Keeping track of those London riots?  I see you, London!

George Lopez had a late night show?

KISS man Paul Stanley welcomed new daughter Emily Grace!

Justin Timberlake getting his ass back into music?

Does Hawaii have one hell of a fertility clinic?  Let's Ask Jennifer Aniston

Geez, what's with all the baby talk already??  Is Princess Kate pregnant?

Learn how to cuddle the John Stamos way!!

Spin Sycle for Thursday July 14 2011

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What ya doin, Syclers?  What's going on!


Hide yo kids, hide yo husband, Tila Tequila is going to New York!

First Mila Kunis, now Justin Timberlake has been invited to the Marine Corps ball





I am convinced that Giulianna Rancic has celiac disease.

Is Zac Efron like a cow?

It seems Brad and Angie might get married after all!  Please let it steal all the thunder from Kim K, please!  If there is a god, I don't ask for much....but let this happen!!!

CDAN blind item!  or is it not so blind?
This supposedly happily married pro athlete did not seem to be that way at an event the other night. The athlete, who is currently married to a reality star I wish would go away, was all over another woman at the event. In support of him, I would say the reality star has done a good job of trying to chase him away and seems to only be with him to keep the show alive.  *spin's guess - Lamar & Khloe*

Spin Sycle for Wednesday June 15 2011

Still an independent gossip blog, Syclers!  I haven't been bought out by a corporaton so you know it's all what I think and not what someone else wanted!

Lights
Ned Stark got the choppy choppy but Sean Bean got the stabby stabby.  Sean Bean survived his.

Justin Timberlake is a big bong hitter


Darks
Amber Portwood of Teen Mom has gotten to that dark point of attempting suicide.  What's the fame really worth, kids?

Hef and Crystal have called off the wedding.  Hef doesn't really believe in monogamy anyway and it seems neither does Crystal

Ian Curtis' suicide still has ripple effects

Demi Lovato is out of rehab, makes her mom go into rehab, dumps her boyfriend.  Is Wilmer Valderrama  poison?

Needs Bleach
The littlest Duggar goes back to the hospital

Jennifer Aniston's new man has his girlfriend move out.  Guess it's getting serious

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you're fat, will say so to your face

Spin Sycle for Tuesday June 7 2011

How you doing, Syclers?  Here's what's up!!

Lights
Not sure what to think, Ahnold is still supporting his baby mama.....good thing or should he just break it off?

Lauren Hill is expecting baby #6

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake make a cute couple, no?

Is Jessica Biel banging Gerald Butler now?


Darks
Paris Hilton is just about done.  Yay! Because no one curr

ScarJo and Sean Penn split.  This is a good thing, actually.


Needs Bleach
Ke$ha's new song "Tease Me" leaked

Delicates
CDAN – This almost newborn baby to this B list actress was born with a birth defect. The reason? She did c*ke most of the way through her pregnancy.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

We just found out that this recent celebrity marriage happened originally because of a lost bet. The couple who were dating, were drunk one night and were playing cards. The male made a bet that if he won, the two would marry. Looks like he’s good at Phase 10 because they ended up tying the knot!

She is not pregnant… but she really wants to be! So while she may never marry her fiance, there’s a good chance she will have his baby. Why? Because she stopped taking her birth control a couple of months ago. Without telling him. Well, at least a pregnancy will be really good for ratings!
Blind Gossip

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Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Let's see what's on the line. Syclers!  Don't forget to donate to the Red Cross for Japan's earthquake and all the other disasters happening around the world.

Darks
Alec Baldwin needs to STFU and read some Hunter S Thompson.  He's clueless.

Charlie Sheen hires 24/7 security after a crazy asshat tries to get into his house

Mel Gibson pleads "no contest" to battery charges, will not serve time

Justin Timberlake finally makes public with his split from Jessica Biel.  Let the ZOMG BRITNEY & JUSTIN ARE TOTALLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER screams start now.

Lights
Victoria Beckham finally having the girl she always wanted.  Didn't I tell you this already?

If anybody cares, Scarlett Johansson is getting banged by that dirty looking, creepy Sean Penn

Beyonce wants to troll Lady Gaga, u mad Bey?

Delicates
Here's a solved blind item for you:


SOLVED!

BlindGossip – Everyone is an actor in this one (although some have multiple talents). Boy A and Girl A have been a fake couple for more than a year. Boy B and Girl B have been a real couple for many years.

Boy A and Girl B recently worked on a project together in which they were pretending to be a couple. Except that after a while they were not longer pretending. Boy A now regularly spends overnight sexy time at Girl B’s house. Girl A is annoyed, because – while her breakup with Boy A is inevitable – she has no control over him when they aren’t scheduled for a photo op. Boy B, on the other hand, is back home on the opposite coast and has no idea what’s going on.

SOLVED!

Fake Couple BOY A and GIRL A: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Real Couple BOY B and GIRL B: Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis

Source: BG and Everywhere

Now that Justin’s big movie role in The Social Network and the Academy Awards are over, so is Justin and Jessica’s relationship. Yes, it was all PR, people! The two of them never even liked each other, but got a lot of publicity mileage out of their four-year relationship.

Macaulay and Mila were a real couple, but they broke up in December. This happened after Justin and Mila made a movie together and started taking their love scenes off screen as well as on-screen.

Just spreading the word

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Josh Brolin is awesome

Catholic?  Now you can have "Priest in a pocket"

Speaking of the C of $, read "The Apostate" here

Real Life Scene Wolf

And a treat for you if you missed it!  Some CDAN blind item reveals!

This thought provoking A list television talk show host and stand up comedian recently broke off a relationship he was having with a model barely out of her teens. About 30 minutes after they broke up, he arranged for a towing company to find the Bentley he had leased her and have it towed to his place. His words to his assistant were, "If she ain't f**kin' me, than she isn't driving the Bentley. When it comes back, get it washed, because I will have a new driver for it by the end of tonight."

Bill Maher


I don't know if this overrated B list actress is this former A list singer and now B list actor's girlfriend or friend or beard or just a f**k buddy. I do know though that she bought him a $25,000 c**k ring for Christmas. It has diamonds. Those might leave a mark. Just sayin'.

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake


This former A list singer is providing her boyfriend with $10,000 a month living expenses. You know, in addition to everything else she pays for.

Jessica Simpson