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Showing posts with label jessica simpson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jessica simpson. Show all posts
Happy New Year, Syclers!!! I am hoping that 2013 will be a much better year. What are you hoping for?
Two giant egos have collided and are about to produce an ego that none can contain. BTW, Kim K is still married, that divorce hasn't been settled yet. Poor Khloe, will this push her off the edge?
Here's a lovely Blind Item for you: [Blind Gossip] She is pregnant! No, they haven’t announced it yet. She looks great, but she isn’t showing.
No, we don’t know if she got pregnant before or after. The timing is interesting, though. Just a few months ago, he told his friends thatalthough they got along, he really didn’t see her as the girl he wanted to marry.
Did she know that? His friends think she did… and planned the pregnancy to force the marriage issue. They think she knows how important family is to them, and that this was all a grand manipulation on her part. If not for the pregnancy, they think he would have made a different choice.
In any case, it’s a good thing that they both love kids. Their first one will arrive the middle of next year.
Read this: This is the last time I shall mention Rihanna or Chris Brown, since they are back together and Rihanna has decided she wants to be beat to death. I shall not mention them, they are dead to me. The only time I shall lift this ban is in the event of Chris actually beating Rihanna to death. I am done with them. No more support or mention from me. (MTO)
Chelsea Clinton wants meaning in her life. Bitch, become a doctor, midwife, teacher or women's advocate. You have to think of someone else, you know.
Blind item! [Blind Gossip] This woman is one of the top-earning celebrities in the world, and has all the fame and fans anyone could ever want. She is also on track for a breakdown. Away from the cameras and the cheering crowds, she has been ingesting tons of drugs and booze. Other celebs (even her competitors) have quietly tried to intervene, but she is ignoring their pleas. If she keeps going this way – and continues to refuse to go to rehab – insiders fear she will meet the same fate as Amy Winehouse.
Is Lisa Marie Presley leaving $cientology? It would be huge if she did! BlindGossip – This singer with a famous name has finally left the Church of $cientology. She is so disenchanted with the organization that she posted a series of YouTube videos under an assumed name detailing her grievances with the cult. The Church’s Office of Special Affairs (OSA), which polices the internet for “Suppressives”, managed to shut down her YouTube channel twice, but it has recently been successively reposted.
Of course when someone leaves the Church of $cientology, there is no press release. So when Lisa Marie decided she had had enough, she simply left.
In fact, she has been working her way out of the organization for the past three years. It was an arduous process, and she suffered a lot during it, including relapses with substance abuse, and many fights with her mother (Priscilla Presley, who is still a member of CO$).
The reason that the discussion of these events may become public this week is because she is releasing a new album, and the lyrics of more than one song describe that difficult process. We do not know if interviewers will latch on to the significance of the lyrics, but if they do, it will certainly be interesting to see how they handle the subject!
Is John Travolta trying to get out? Maybe that's the reason for the latest sex accusations
Queen to perform with hologram of Freddie Mercury. I'm gonna go ahead and guess that Micheal Jackson will be the next to be resurrected.
[CDAN] This A list celebrity couple is taking a break. Apparently the new baby in their life has caused some post partum depression for the mother and she really does not want to be around her significant other so they are spending all their time apart for now except when required for some type of previously scheduled joint appearance. Apparently the mother is also seeing the same doctor who treated this B++ actress who is married to a has been A+ movie actor.
Blind Items! [CDAN] This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year.
*Spin's guess - Jessica Simpson*
(Panache Report)-
There is a surrogacy trend in Hollywood. Allegedly, a certain couple hired a "donor concierge" a year ago. This particular donor concierge caters to celebrities who value secrecy. She also has access to an "elite" egg donor database (worldwide). She can find any surrogate who closely fits your requirements.
Surrogates are usually paid between $50,000-$100,000 dollars. This particular couple paid a staggering $1 million dollars plus medical expenses.
The donor concierge (acting as an fixer) makes the money exchange and is responsible for discretion.
Who is the couple?
She's delusional with no self esteem. Her non-single man doesn't live with her but she pays the rent on his residence. Despite this, he refused to give her a key.
Women come and go.
If his baby mama gets out of hand, he plans to play a tug of war with the bundle of joy via a bitter custody battle. The only way he will agree to give her full custody? A cash settlement (allegedly).
Some bitch is going to try to strongarm Justin Bieber into being a father. Teen girls really are monsters (she was a teen when she claims she got pregnant by JB).
About two years ago, this A list director known almost as much for the number of women he f**ks as for his directing, decided to keep an electronic journal/blackbook of the woman he had been with, wanted to be with and only heard about. It included their names, reputation, if they were good in bed, if they were bi, if they would have sex to get a role, anything and everything was included. One day he shared his journal with another A list director friend who also has a reputation and that director started adding all of his info as well and where the women overlapped, both reports were included. The two directors decided they wanted to be able to share their information with friends, other directors, and producers and so created an invitation only blog which now has several hundred entries and has been updated as recently as last week. It's like a wiki sex book but these two directors are the only ones who can edit the information or add anything. The only reports that are added are those of the 15 or so people who have access to the site and have had first hand knowledge of the women. No secondhand or rumors are allowed. No actors are allowed access to the site, and no married men either. If one of the 15 gets married or starts living with someone, the password is changed.
What am I to do, Syclers? Still no baby!! All these celebrities coming up pregnant or having just had a baby can really bring a Spin down. Hope your day is better!
For instance, Jessica Simpson's belly. You know what? Were I her, I'd say 'Fuck the wedding ceremony crap', let's just go to the JOP.
What's up Syclers? Here's a chance for you to tell me what you think! Gossip is a bit slow these days so tell me in the comments....what would you like to see on the site?
And Jessica Simpson has played the only card she has left to pull from her tired deck: [BlindGossip] This female star has certainly had her ups and downs. Her career has gone up and down and has expanded over more than one creative medium. She has dated at least three or four famous guys, has been married to and divorced from another celebrity, and is a tabloid staple. Depending on who you talk to and which day it is, she is either gorgeous or ugly. Well, we know one thing for sure: she is pregnant! She is seven weeks along, and you should expect the announcement within the next couple of weeks. She could wait longer, but she wants to avoid the criticisms about her fluctuating weight. She thinks it will be good for people to know that she “has a baby on board, rather than a burrito on board.” Both she and her partner are very happy about the pregnancy. Oh, and they will be getting married, although the wedding will now happen after the baby is born.
SOLVED!
It’s Jessica Simpson! Source: BG and Everywhere
and a Blind item for you (easy):
[BlindGossip] The kids of this celebrity couple are not handling the upcoming divorce too well. One is angry and getting into fights at school. Another is crying every day and begging the couple to stay together. Another is in total denial and keeps cheerfully insisting to friends and relatives that the rumors are all lies and that the marriage is fine. Now that’s an actor in the making! We wonder if they know that Mommy and Daddy have been bearding for each other from the beginning.
