Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Another weekend already, Syclers?

Lady Gaga is just high as fuck. You know it, I know it, we all know it.


Mila Kunis is having Ashton Kutcher's baby??  Wow. Not surprising though, I think we all knew deep down that they were going to be together.

Blind items!
[Blind Gossip] He is her fiancé in name only. He is really her employee. He is paid a very handsome salary to keep her in sight at all times so that there is no chance for slippage (alcohol, dr*gs, unseemly friends). He takes his job seriously, but even he gets frustrated with having to spend so much time with her. He thinks she is incredibly immature, and snickers behind her back about how dumb she is. Neither of them is happy about the arrangement, but for now, it’s necessary.

Although you see her with their kids constantly, you don’t see him with the kids more than once a month… and he rarely looks happy about it. Lately though, he’s everywhere with them, and each moment has been captured on film. Why the sudden change?

It’s all because of his famous ex. Given that he and his ex haven’t worked together in years, and given that he’s married, you would think that he’d be smart enough to stop talking about the ex. Nope. He’s been flapping his gums lately about how he’s been keeping in touch with her, and that has really ticked off his wife!

So, even though he has a project to promote, he is now spending much of his time doing penance in the form of family outings: to the park, to the store, to the restaurant, to kiddy-friendly activities. Plus a romantic vacation with his wife.

For each of these outings, the paparazzi are notified in advance, and each outing is captured on film with him posing as the dutiful father and husband. Well, except for the fact that he still looks absolutely miserable. We’d be willing to bet that, as a result of all this fun and togetherness, instances of him talking about his ex will be dramatically decreased in the future.

Husband:

Wife:

Husband’s Ex:

Here is No Doubt's latest, Looking Hot:

Happy Autumn!!

I hate giving this bitch any attention, but Pari$ opened her mouth and more crap fell out

LMFAO split 

So.....Ashton and Demi were never legally married

Lady Gaga blazes onstage....is this all she has left?

Life is hard, Gwyneth Paltrow

Spin Sycle for Friday, March 23 2012

Hey Syclers!  How are you?  Do you think that ducks mourn?  Yesterday I saw a duck that had died in this canal that I walk each day.  Poor thing.  Today when I walked by that spot, several ducks were at that spot, in the water, just hanging around where the dead duck had been.  Mourning for their own?

Here's Madonna's latest video, "Girl Gone Wild"


Coke and drowning made Whitney Houston die. Let the conspiracy theories fly!

Hillary Duff finally popped out a boy

Reese Witherspoon to have baby #3

Is Ashton Kutcher tappin Rihanna's ass?

Here's the video that Madonna very likely was inspired by, Kazaky's "Love"

Spin Sycle Weekend!

What's up Syclers?  Here's a blind item to get you going:

[Lainey Gossip] Would you still love him if you knew that he stomps around the set, holding up production, when his tea is brought to him at not the right temperature?  Would you still love him if you found out he delayed filming, and an entire crew, for several hours, because he had to have hislunch from a place that was off site so they had to drive there to get it and come back, only it was missing an ingredient and he sent it back? Would you still love him if he refused to report to set after visiting wardrobe and found out someone else had been joking around with his hat and he insisted it wasn’t sitting right on his head anymore?


*Spin's guess: Robert Downey Jr.*


This translates as "I got more $ for blow"


I guess 4th time's a charm?  With shaved head and all


Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, Khloe and Lamar are coming to Dallas.  KHLOE SMASH


Wait, I'm confused.  First Mitch Winehouse wants Lady Gaga to play Amy in a biopic then says there will never be a movie about Amy.  Which is it?


Ashton's StepDaughters hate him now for lying

Vivien Leigh was a modern woman

Enjoy this video; Heinz Automato 2:

Spin Sycle for Friday, November 18 2011

Hey Syclers!  Sorry for disappearing, a very dear friend was ill.  What's going on?

To no one's surprise and which was highly predictable, Demi and Ashton are officially divorcing.

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] Don’t believe for one second that this couple has reconciled. Their open relationship has come back to bite them both in the butt. No, he’s not the only who cheated. Although the two agreed early on that straying outside the marital bed with “strangers” was acceptable, guess who two-timed her soon-to-be-ex hubby with one of his longtime friends? Hubby is so upset about this that he’s taken off his wedding ring but pretends to go to counseling to try to work things out. Wifey, on the other hand, while publicly maintaining that the couple is going to work things out, spends more time plotting image-saving strategies with her ex and her publicist. Hubby and Wifey are both a couple of liars. They are as likely to get back together as they are to win the marriage state championship.

Rachel Zoe's baby is terribly fashionable

Kris Humphries telling Kim K's secrets (like a fake butt)?

Tory Spelling's udders accidentally get posted online

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

Hello my faithful Syclers!

Sister Wives' children never learned how to dress themselves


BlindGossip – The public relations team behind a cheating male celebrity believes that the best defense is a good offense. The team is reaching out to every media contact to suggest they use  words like “promiscuous”, “liar”, “alcohol”, “drugs”, “tattoo” and “golddigger” in every article to describe the girl involved in the affair. They are also encouraging media to use the words “committed”, “united”, “devoted”, “happy”, and “generous” (?) to describe the couple. Their objective is to distract attention from their boy’s bad behavior and shaky relationship by destroying any remaining shreds of the girl’s reputation. Nice.

SOLVED!

It’s Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore! Source: BG

Please note that this item is from September 2010 – a full year ago. Nothing has changed since then. Ashton is still cheating. Except this time he’s going to have a tougher time discrediting the woman/women (yes, you’ll be hearing about more than one) making the allegations.

On Thursday, Kutcher finally broke his silence – sort of – when he tweeted a link to his Spotify account. His current jam? Public Enemy’s song “Don’t Believe the Hype.” Kutcher let the song title speak for itself and did not add any additional commentary.

Well, you should definitely believe the hype. All of it. Ashton Kutcher is cheating dog. Always has been. However, this time, he won’t have Demi Moore backing him up with tweets of love and solidarity and distracting bikini photos.  And he’s going to have a much tougher time convincing people that the girls with whom he had affairs are the golddigging liars and that he is the devoted husband and victim.

Chris Brown, RiRi beater, closeted homosexual?

Jennifer Aniston's new man is a real catch? What is Jen really into?

Psilocybin is pretty awesome axtually

Spin Sycle for Wednesday September 28 2011

What's up Syclers?  Here's a chance for you to tell me what you think!  Gossip is a bit slow these days so tell me in the comments....what would you like to see on the site?

North Ireland farmer tells Rihanna to cover it up!

Are Demi and Ashton in trouble?  or is it a big PR stunt since Ashton started two and a Half Men?

And Jessica Simpson has played the only card she has left to pull from her tired deck:
[BlindGossip] This female star has certainly had her ups and downs. Her career has gone up and down and has expanded over more than one creative medium. She has dated at least three or four famous guys, has been married to and divorced from another celebrity, and is a tabloid staple. Depending on who you talk to and which day it is, she is either gorgeous or ugly. Well, we know one thing for sure: she is pregnant! She is seven weeks along, and you should expect the announcement within the next couple of weeks. She could wait longer, but she wants to avoid the criticisms about her fluctuating weight. She thinks it will be good for people to know that she “has a baby on board, rather than a burrito on board.” Both she and her partner are very happy about the pregnancy. Oh, and they will be getting married, although the wedding will now happen after the baby is born.

SOLVED!

It’s Jessica Simpson! Source: BG and Everywhere

and a Blind item for you (easy):

[BlindGossip] The kids of this celebrity couple are not handling the upcoming divorce too well. One is angry and getting into fights at school. Another is crying every day and begging the couple to stay together.  Another is in total denial and keeps cheerfully insisting to friends and relatives that the rumors are all lies and that the marriage is fine. Now that’s an actor in the making! We wonder if they know that Mommy and Daddy have been bearding for each other from the beginning.

Spin Sycle for Tuesday May 24

Did you have a great weekend Syclers?  Here's what's happening:

Lights
So Lady Gaga had a threeway? so what?  Who hasn't?

Ashton Kutcher to be on 2 1/2 men for just a year?

Japan has very good taste, bans Russell Brand from entering


Darks
from Panache report:  The media is currently wondering whether Oprah is a scientologist or not-yet they seem to be overlooking M.C. Lyte. It's been rumored that M.C. Lyte has been a discreet Scientologist for several years.  In Related News: Scientologists expect to construct the biggest Scientologist Center (on earth) in Harlem.


Maria Shriver could hit Ahnold in the pocketbook hard if she actually divorces him


Needs Bleach
Ahnold's piece on the side is a self hating Latina

Snoop Dogg to perform at Kate Moss's wedding

Is anybody sick of Taylor Swift yet?

Here's Rihanna's performance with Britney Spears at the Billboard music awards:

Spin Sycle for October 11 2010

Courtney Cox & David Arquette to divorce?

Are Ashton & Demi next? or are they really renewing vows as an expression of love?

I would totally do this for $1 mill.

Awesome kitteh leap is awesome:


see more Lolcats and funny pictures

Spin Sycle for October 7 2010

Ok Syclers, here's what's up for today

WOW has reached 12 million subscribers.  Wish I worked there.

Gene Simmons isn't afraid to be Dad, remains awesome while doing so

Ashton & Demi have an open marriage?

Oprah's dirty secrets to be exposed!  she's really a bitch?  you don't say!