Spin Sycle for Saturday, May 24 2014

A rarity anymore, isn't it, Syclers?  But I am posting for you!  Let's see what's going on:

Kim and Kanye are now married, we need to start a pool on how long #3 for Kim lasts.  All those rumors about Jay Z being the best man?  Seems it didn't happen, which has me howling with laughter.

Michelle Duggar is pregnant with #20. Let that sink in a moment. Jesus, it took me forever to get pregnant with #1.

Rob Kardashian bailed on the Kimye wedding too.

Maybe not paying child support has something to do with the artist formerly known as Mos Def not being able to get back into the U.S.

Here's Ed Sheeran's Sing:

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, February 25 2014

Hey, My Syclres!  A lot has happened!

Harold Ramis has died at the age of 69.  If you do not know who this is, you are truly missing some comedy genius.  I recommend Caddyshack, Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day to get caught up.

Abe Vigoda is still alive.

Is One Direction going in Multiple directions?

Dear Piers Morgan; don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

Robin Thicke and the lady he's been with for a very long time, Paula Patton, have split.  I don't think Miley has anything to do with it, this has been whispered for a long time now.

Alec Baldwin quits.

I don't know what Britney Spears is going through, but that hair does not look good.

Charlie Sheen is in denial about being engaged to a porn star.



My feet are swelled up and I'm going to lie down for a bit.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition for February 8 2014

Have you been watching, Syclers?  Here's the Big Announcement:

There's going to be a little Spin!  Due in August this year!
So very happy and excited, after a long struggle with infertility!

This space to be filled soon!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

I don't even have a intro for this, Syclers.  Just What in the Actual fuck:

Phillip Seymour Hoffman has died from an apparent drug overdose. I am stunned.

Woody Allen is a pervert and is creepy. Surprised?

Owen Wilson is a father again.

Kanye West settles assault case out of court.  I'm still questioning if this incident really happened at all or was a huge PR stunt.

Jesse Eisneberg to play Lex Luthor.  Will he shave his head?  Weird casting?

Beyonce fired her general manager in favor of her husband, Jay Z.  Smart move or disaster in the making?



Stay tuned for a big announcement, Syclers!!

Happy Chinese New Year!

Music Post Edition Spin Sycle

Via Tiff J (thank you! always turning me on to new music!) this is Wiyaala.  You need to hear her music.  This is some good stuff!

Rock My Body



Make Me Dance

Spin Sycle for Monday, December 2 2013

Hey Spinions!!  How was your Thanksgiving (if you celebrate)?  Are the Holidays being good to you?

Let's dive in!

Paul Walker died tragically at the age of 40 in a car accident. He was a star of the Fast and Furious movies.

Is this finally the beginning of the end for the Kardashians?  You know, we could just ignore them!  That's always an option!

Amazon wants to use delivery drones, Texans froth at the mouth to be able to do some target practice.

Nobody wants to get into business bed with Kanye.

Don't write checks that your ego can't cash, Roseanne Barr.

Enjoy Fallout Boy's "Where did the party go"



update: here's a blind item for you:

[Blind Gossip] There is an unwritten rule in Hollywood about throwing people under the bus. It’s incredibly stupid to screw over people who are more famous and successful than you just to get yourself a few minutes of publicity.

Then again, this singer never was the brightest bulb on the Disney tree.

He recently did an interview that threw some famous people under the bus. Blah blah blah. Lies, lies, LIES! And the people he talked about are furious!

Yes, they know that he is a dr*g addict, and that he lies about everything. But that excuse won’t wash with them. They know that just about everything he said about sex and drugs and music and business – and who did what to whom and when – is a blatant lie. But is completely unacceptable that his lies involve name-dropping them to make himself look like an innocent victim and to make them look evil and manipulative.

How do you they even begin to retaliate against such lies? Well, they don’t want to give him more of the public attention that he craves. So they are banding together to decide on a strategy to retaliate privately. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. He really pissed off the wrong people this time. His punishment is coming.

Spin's guess: Joe Jonas, interview is here

Spin Sycle for November 18 2013

Hey Spinions!  How's your week so far?

Is Reggie Bush hating on Kim K?

Kanye West not a fan of President Obama?

Kelly Clarkson is trying to get pregnant, y'all.

Jennifer Lawrence looks like a boy with her short hair.

Speaking of hair, do you like Rihanna's new cut?

Terrence Howard is a bitter bitch.

Enjoy some leaping otters to cheer your day!

Spin Sycle for November 13 2013

Hey Spinions!!   How is your week?  Shall we get to it?

Who keeps up with this crap?  It seems KStew, despite reports of the two of them seeing other people, are getting married. Or are they? Que fantastic facepalm.

This whole thing with Brooke and Charlie gets more and more bizarre.  I'm not sure how much I buy into this one though, especially with all the stories of Brooke leaving her pee on a stick pregnancy tests all over for people to run across.  Also, even with IVF, pregnant is still pregnant and she would have stayed sober regardless.....which we all know she did not.

It seems there is a scandal with the Duggars (you know, eleventy billion children and still counting).  Will this be on their show?

If you are a critic, Justin Timberlake doesn't like you.

No. No. No. No. No.

Wait until you get closer to 40, Jennifer Lawrence. It's easy when you're young.

Gun Safety with Archer:



Have a great day!

Spin Sycle for November 1, 2013 and weekend edition!

How was your Halloween, Spinions???  are you ready to be bombarded by Christmas now??

I found this funny as hell, Mama June and Honey Boo Boo's family dressed as the Kardashians for Halloween.  Just imagine the hilarity if the two families ever actually meet:



And Neil Patrick Harris's family was perfect as usual:




It seems that even the gods are tired of Kanye's shit

I'm pretty sure that by this point, Khloe is in it for the $ now.....your friend Spin heard something about Khloe getting most of Lamar's $ if he died....which would be more than a divorce would bring.  Obvious choice is obvious?

Finally, if anybody cares, Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant with #2

Weekend update:  Love is dead, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison split up.  Then again, quelle surprise.  Will she become the next Pari$ Hilton? And I mean in regards to the annoying overexposure for nothing.  Wait, how much do you want to bet that there's a sex tape being shopped around (barf)?

October 29, 2013

Soon.

Spin Sycle

I'm sorry guys.  I've lost the most important person in my life and I don't feel much like writing about anything.  Maybe later.

Weekend Edition Spin Sycle

hey Syclers, what's up?



Here's the real reason that Brooke Mueller lost custody of her babies with Charlie Sheen

Jeff Hanneman killed by a spider.

Lindsay Lohan in rehab, how long will this last?

and here's a blind item for you:

[Blind Gossip] So there’s a rumor going around that they are planning a wedding. We have just two words to describe this:

Holy. Sh*t.

You know that every event in this family’s life is plotted and planned and choreographed and filmed and packaged and sold, right? There is absolutely nothing spontaneous about any major life event. To even think that the family would not plan and capitalize on the engagement process is ridiculous.

After all, engagements are all about romance and rings and proposals and announcements and parties and publicity and endorsements! The family has absolutely no interest in skipping over that major life event and going straight to a wedding with no gifts and no press and no camera crews and no hoopla.

We found out that someone has gone way off the reservation, and the family is frantic! There are lots of negotiations and contract renegotiations and arguments and attempts at manipulation and blackmail going on right now. The family’s attempts to contain and control the source are actually backfiring on them. It’s quite the mess, and if all the parties can’t start playing nice together, this fake marriage is going to be an even bigger fiasco than the last one.

Couple:

Family:

Spin Sycle Special Edition

They caught him!!!  Maybe now some answers can be found out

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If anybody cares, Kim K and Kris Humphries are now divorced.  Maybe the judge felt they were both losers and just needed to get over it.

and of course, Kim doesn't feel like Kanye is doing enough for her

If anybody cares.

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, April 2 2013

Hey Syclers, what's up!!!

You know, it was just a matter of time before one of those fools from Buckwild turned up dead.  If your deathpool landed on April Fool's day, please come forward to collect your prize.

If you hate Kate Gosselin, you're about to be outed

Weight Watchers?  But of Kourse

Mike Tyson to have his face tat removed

This is for Kimye:

Spin Sycle for Friday, March 1 2013

How's your March going so far, Syclers?  Is it Spring yet where you are?

This is so gross and unfair, Syclers.  How is it that this douchebag can become a father, yet I am infertile?  and people wonder why I am a nonbeliever.

Rick Springfield is returning to General Hospital, in case any of you actually watch that soap.

Holly Madison looks pretty good pregnant, with that new hair color

Is Kanye West losing his mind?  People are starting to wonder

Jennifer and Justin are going to do the deed


Remember the Girls Gone Wild videos?  Well, now GGW is bankrupt.  LOL

Enjoy Casablanca by Low Deep T

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, hope everything is going well for you and that you are enjoying life!!

Ron Jeremy is ready to get back to boning

Lindsay Lohan is desperate for $$$, PitBull is still ugly

Lourdes Leon is developing her own mind, doesn't want to do what mom Madonna wants.

Kim Kardashian is a fucking liar.  Know how I know?  Her mouth opens.
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Just in time for the Oscars, here's what's in the $45k SWAG bags.  Do you know what I could do with $45,000.00?

[Blind Gossip] Either this celebrity couple either needs to work on their communication skills or they are mixing things up in a lab.

Allow us to explain. She wants to be pregnant. She wants it badly. She can’t wait to have kids with him. Specifically, she wants a girl (She has enough blue in her life, and wants a little pink to balance it out). She has been buying pregnancy tests and looking at cute girlie baby clothes and telling friends that she’s had several false alarms, but no luck just yet.

Umm… did her SO forget to tell her something? He may have “forgotten” to tell her that she may be doing a lot of guessing and planning and worrying for nothing. Why? Because he got a vasectomy after his last marriage!

Of course, there are other possibilities. He may have had the procedure reversed. Or, he may have put a little some some in the bank before the snip snip, and they are now tapping into that reserve in order to procreate. Or, they are relying on donor sperm.

We’ll know soon enough, because she is undergoing fertility treatments right now (even though she is not old), and “plans” on announcing a pregnancy before the summer starts.

OK first off, is LeAnn Rimes looking puffy these days?  Second, you do not have to be "OLD" to need fertility treatments.  There are plenty of women in their twenties with low ovarian reserve and the ovaries of a 50 year old, who have to have fertility treatments to have a baby.  SO sick of the ignorance of fertility.  EDUCATE YOURSELVES.

Here's some Cazette to enjoy over the weekend:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday. February 20 2013

Jeeez Syclers, everybody's pregnant or just had a baby.  I can't deal with it.

Have some smooth tunes with Heart Stop from WaxTailor

Spin Sycle for Monday, February 18 2013

Sad news, Syclers....Mindy McCready has committed suicide at the age of 37.  She leaves behind three children.  She had a troubled life, it is heartbreaking that it ended this way.

Spin Sycle for St. Valentine's Day

Happy love day, Syclers!!  Here's my valentine to you:
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Tiger Woods has a type

Eve says Britney Spears didn't sing on "Scream & Shout".  Do you believe her?

If you haven't heard, Lady Gaga needs hip surgery and has cancelled the rest of the Born This Way Ball

Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones) is joining the new XMen film

Are you surprised that Ke$ha drinks her own urine?

Beyonce really wants you to think she was pregnant
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Enjoy your Valentine's Day!  Do something special for that Sycler in your life!!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, February 13 2013

Are you ready for St. Valentine's day tomorrow, Syclers?  Don't worry if you are not having anything to do with it I still have love for you! Valentine'S Day Plaid Heart Tablecloth (Google Affiliate Ad)

This news makes me so happy!  I am sure that Steve Martin shall be a fun and excellent father!  Send him some love, he seems like he needs it. Baby Jogger Summit XC Jogging Stroller - Red/Black (Google Affiliate Ad)



Lady Gaga is in chronic pain with joint inflammation, has to postpone shows.  How long do you think she'll be down?

UpDate: The rest of the Born This Way Ball has been cancelled due to Lady Gaga needing surgery

Enjoy Justin Timberlake's latest offering. Mirrors