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Sunday, June 13, 2010
WTF
*In other celeb news*
Joe Jackson is a POS
Relax, Squinty McPuckerface and Bradley Sexy Cooper are not getting married.
Peaches Geldof is fat and has a nasty thing on her leg. Never mind the granny pants.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Well, DUH
New Williamsburg It girl, the Nylon-'working' 19-year-old Brit tabloid smash (and washed-up rockstar daughter!) that is Peaches Geldof, has so pulled the second-oldest trick in the book:
Marrying a dude to get a green card! (The first-oldest trick is getting pregnant so he'll marry you.) Sure, it was cute when the teen impulsively wedded Max Drummey in Vegas last August, but one might think—what other problems do people with impulse-control issues have? Besides coke?
Anyway, an ill-thought-out apartment photoshoot (see: Impulse control, problems with) featuring her narrow-looking pad and her two roommates—her Harvard-educated rocker husband not one of them—was quickly pulled. Probably because her management was all, "WTF were you thinking? Call us first next time!"
And now the Brit tabloids are reporting she'll spend the holidays in Britain with her washed-up rocker dad instead of her new family unit. "It's only for four days," she told The Sun. Funny how quickly four days apart can become years.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Oh what a Shock

Honestly, what was the point in the first place? Come on now. From SheKnows.com:
It’s so weird when quickie Vegas marriages between near-teenagers who met on MySpace don’t work out, isn’t it? Peaches Geldof, 19, who wed 24-year-old Max Drummey in Sin City three months ago, already wants out.
“She doesn’t fancy him any more, and wants to move on,” said a friend. “To her it is as simple as that. She just wants to divorce him and find a new boyfriend. Max is heartbroken. He has been through the mill in the last three months, but there is nothing he can do. He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams.”
But a spokesperson for Peaches says the couple are still together. “Like most couples, Peaches and Max have their ups and downs, and things might be said in the heat of the moment. But they are still together and they are not divorcing.”
Peaches is the daughter of singer Bob Geldof. Drummey is the frontman for band Chester French and a Harvard grad. The couple lives in Brooklyn.