And in Other News....

Maybe the world is coming to an end. Hurricanes, Stock Market Crash, teen pregnancy being socially acceptable...now this shit:

From INO:

People Magazine has the issue of the year with Clay Aiken and his newborn son on the front cover with the big headline, "Yes, I'm Gay!". I know it's hard for so many to come "out of the closet", so I wish Clay only the best in his career and with his new little family. His son Parker was born August 8th in North Carolina to Clay's close friend, Jayme.

*well, DUH*

and from IDLYITW:

Samantha Ronson was a call in guest to Loveline the other night where she talked about the Travis Barker and DJ AM plane crash. Blah, blah, blah, nobody cares, blah, then she handed the phone to Lindsay Lohan who also blah blah then Stryker asks Lindsay point blank how she and Samantha have been dating. Lindsay says, ""A very long time." This is only interesting because despite overwhelming evidence, Lindsay has never acknowledged that she is actually in a relationship with Ronson.

*YAWN*

The World is Coming to an End

You know it's true when Clay Aiken becomes a father. It's one of the signs of the apocalypse. Seriously, go look it up. I wonder how angry the poor boy will be in school when he gets teased for having two mommies. From yahoo news:

Associated Press

RALEIGH, N.C. - Former "American Idol" runner-up Clay Aiken is a father. The 29-year-old crooner from Raleigh announced the birth of Parker Foster Aiken on his Web site's blog Friday. "No hyphens. One first name," he wrote. "One middle name. One last name."

Aiken's mother, Faye, told Raleigh TV station WRAL the child was born in North Carolina.

Aiken was a favorite of fans during the second season of "American Idol," where he finished second to Ruben Studdard. His album "Measure of a Man" went double platinum in 2003, and he made his Broadway debut this spring in "Monty Python's Spamalot."

The baby's mother is Jaymes Foster, Aiken's friend and record producer whom he met while performing on "American Idol." Their son was born at 8:08 a.m. Friday, and weighed 6 pounds, 2 ounces and was 19 inches long, according to the statement on the Web site.

"The little man is healthy, happy, and as loud as his daddy," Aiken wrote. "Mama Jaymes is doing quite well also."

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