Well, DUH

Is anyone really surprised? Really?  It's a slow gossip day....so Ricky Martin states the obvious:


Ricky Martin is finally speaking publicly about his sexuality.
On his official website, the latin pop star revealed Monday, “I am proud to be a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed.”


Martin has notoriously dismissed questions about his sexual preference over the years, even refusing to talk about it with the legendary Barbara Walters.
On his website, Martin writes, “Many people told me: ‘Ricky it's not important it's not worth it, all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse, many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature.’

“This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.

*so now he can sit back and be a fat old queen raising his kids.*

O Rly?

Color me surprised (insert eye roll here)....Holly and Criss that douche split! from gossip rocks:

Now you see them, now you don't.

The original Girl Next Door, Holly Madison, has amicably parted ways with her Mindfreak beau, Criss Angel, after nearly four months of dating.

"She was very much in love with him, and they're still very close friends," a source close to the former couple told E! News, adding that the decision to split was mutual.

"It was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn't devote 100 percent of her time in Vegas and his career at the expense of her career and her goals."

The 29-year-old Madison and 41-year-old Angel had been cohabitating at the magician's Sin City abode since December, but the Playboy pinup recently moved back in with family.

The two were first spotted cozying up last October, shortly after Madison and Hugh Hefner had called it quits. While Angel and Madison at first claimed to be just good friends, they quickly went public with their romance, moved in together and even—a first for Madison—met each others' parents.

Despite news of the split, the couple's relationship has showed no signs of outward strain recently.

On Valentine's Day, the pair was spotted smooching it up in Sin City, and just last month they vacationed in Cabo San Lucas, along with fellow reality star Paula Abdul.

O Happy Day!!

She's OV-AH! Finally!
You may have noticed my lack of Pari$ Hilton posts.....I have refused to give the bitch any press. But this is so perfect and lovely, I must share it. From Page 6:

November 25, 2008 --

Paris Hilton's popularity has plummeted. The heir-head, whose show, "Paris Hilton's My New BFF," on MTV has low ratings, was booed so badly at the Kress in Hollywood this weekend, she refused to take the stage. Hilton was at a birthday party for designer Christian Audigier's daughter, Crystal, and was supposed to introduce the Pussycat Dolls. But when Audigier took the stage and yelled to the crowd, "Do you want to see Paris Hilton?" our spy said, "The entire room - which had just cheered when they thought Britney Spears was coming - booed loudly. Paris was practically in tears and left without taking the stage."

Posh hates bloggers!

Maybe in an urgent need for attention because you know, nobody gives a crap about her skeletal, boy-looking ugly mug dragging around over here in the states, Posh had this to say:

Posh calls bloggers 'sad and spineless'

Victoria Beckham has hit out at celebrity bloggers who she says are just weirdoes who know nothing of the real lives of the stars.

'I think these people are pretty spineless, the way they hide behind pseudo-names,' she told Neil Sean on Sky News. 'They don't really know what's going on in anybody's lives. They're just sad people that sit behind their computers.'

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whatever, bitch. we all know that you just don't feel good enough, that's why you are so skeletal....and that your husband cheats ALL THE TIME.

like this off of holy moly!

mole is used to circulating in football circles, and has first hand evidence of the little secrets that Premiership footballers would rather keep to themselves.

Such as a certain club and country captain who is remarkable shouty with his fists when it comes to the ladies. And a certain ex-captain of his country who uses his bodyguards to approach women to lure back to his room (when his wife isn't watching, naturally).

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so go eat a steak and STFU robo-tits. We hate you too.