David Blaine is a pain
He went up a crane
He didn't fall and crash into a coma
What a shame.
Saturday, November 25, 2006
A little poem
David Blaine is a pain
He went up a crane
He didn't fall and crash into a coma
What a shame.
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
The Truth comes out!!!
So that bit from the "sex tape" was fake after all!
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off of TMZ.com:
TMZ has learned that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will come together one more time to tell the public that they never made a sex tape.
Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin want to put an end to rumors that K-Fed is out peddling a sex tape for some quick cash. They have agreed to jointly issue a statement, hoping to put an end to the flurry of stories that such a tape exists.
TMZ is told the statement will come out shortly.
Maybe Nicole is really getting better....
at least this inspires me to think so....Rachel Zoe never seemed much more than a leech to me...
And if Nicole is goin to surrond herself with positive people, will she be dumping Parasite again soon?
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off of Us magazine:
Richie Fires Stylist Rachel Zoe
WireImage.com
Nicole Richie is cleaning out her closet. Us has learned that, on November 14, the Simple Life star axed her personal stylist (and close confidante) of more than two years, Rachel Zoe. The reason? The size-0 Richie, 25, “wanted to surround herself with positive people and influences,” an insider says.
Apparently that didn’t include the controversial fashionista, 35, who has long been accused of promoting unhealthy body images (her roster of stick-thin clients includes Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan, both 20).
“Nicole didn’t trust Rachel anymore,” a Richie pal says of the firing. “Zoe didn’t take the news well.”
Zoe’s rep denies this, adding that the split was amicable.
In her place, Richie has hired Cristina Ehrlich – who has dressed Jessica Biel and Penelope Cruz – to pick an outfit for the November 21 American Music Awards, where the actress has been asked to introduce a performance by dad Lionel Richie.
Puke is only news when it involves Paris!!!
She doesn't like the taste of alcohol remember *cough liar cough* so she throws it back up, I guess.
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off of MSNBC:
By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
To paraphrase Paris Hilton: that’s not hot.
The partying heiress was performing in Las Vegas, when she “puked” on stage, according to crooner Joshua Radin.
Radin was visiting Vegas with the cast of “Scrubs” and went to a nightclub to hear Jay-Z perform.
“Paris Hilton …was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours,” Radin wrote on his MySpace site. “Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us.”
When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton’s moment. “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs,” writes Radin. “She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming.”
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off of MSNBC:
By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
To paraphrase Paris Hilton: that’s not hot.
The partying heiress was performing in Las Vegas, when she “puked” on stage, according to crooner Joshua Radin.
Radin was visiting Vegas with the cast of “Scrubs” and went to a nightclub to hear Jay-Z perform.
“Paris Hilton …was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours,” Radin wrote on his MySpace site. “Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us.”
When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton’s moment. “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs,” writes Radin. “She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming.”
Monday, November 20, 2006
Are they pulling a Pammy?
You know, where you get married 5, 7 hundred times.....How many damn ceremonies do you need? You tryin to please everybody, TC?
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off of Eonline:
Since their Scientology marriage was not recognized in Italy, Cruise and Holmes had "officialized" their union in Los Angeles before leaving the country, Cruise's rep said in a statement. According to the Insider, they will celebrate their marriage yet again in a Catholic ceremony once they return from their honeymoon.
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off of Eonline:
Since their Scientology marriage was not recognized in Italy, Cruise and Holmes had "officialized" their union in Los Angeles before leaving the country, Cruise's rep said in a statement. According to the Insider, they will celebrate their marriage yet again in a Catholic ceremony once they return from their honeymoon.
Ceremonial Kiss
Since we know now that they were married a week before in a civil ceremony in L.A., this isn't their first married kiss.....It must all be for the publicity!!! Doesn't Tom look all petite and delicate in Katie's arms?
In other news....
OMG, I have no words for this. Brit goes from one extreme to another, doesn't she? Now she's hanging out with Paris-skank.... 
Photo off of TMZ.com
Photo off of TMZ.com
Sorry to harp....
No, no, I'm not. This just gets more and more amusing with all the reports coming out...What the hell is so great about the Maldives anyway? Why not Maui or a nice place in Greece? WTF?
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This off of News.com.au:
Wedding a 'Scientology stunt'
By Fiona Hudson in London
November 21, 2006 01:23am
THE fairytale Italian wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has been branded a stunt after the pair admitted they got hitched days before the celebrity bash.
Critics labelled the lavish ceremony a sham intended to promote the Church of Scientology.
Bracciano Mayor Patrizia Riccioni is considering taking back the honorary citizenship she offered the couple before they wed because the small village was so offended by the behaviour of Mr and Mrs Cruise.
"It would have been nice for them to stop and wave," she said.
A Catholic priest in the village, Father Nicola Fiorentini, said the town felt insulted.
"It wasn't a wedding at all. It was just for publicity," he said.
The bride and groom are believed to be honeymooning in the Maldives - joined by best man David Miscavige, who is the head of Scientology in the US.
It has emerged a Scientology adviser sat at every table during the reception at the Odescalchi Castle to answer questions guests had about the unusual ceremony.
A more puzzling question has popped up in the wake of the release of the wedding photo - how is it that it appears to show Cruise, 44, looking taller than his third wife? In most photos before the wedding, Holmes appears to be taller than the Mission Impossible star.
The happy couple were seen boarding a plane about 6am (Rome time) after the wedding, sent off by wedding guests looking tipsy and still dressed in their formal attire.
Jennifer Lopez reportedly ordered 12 pizzas at her hotel after the wedding.
Sunday, November 19, 2006
I am NOT the only one who thinks it!!!
There are a lot of other people who think that Cruise fuck-trophy Suri has a birthmark that's being treated also!!!
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off of celebrity-babies.com:
We've been very excited to see the new photos of Suri Cruise, 7 months old, taken this week leading up to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding. These first candid photos of their baby are exciting for several reasons. The first is that we've been deprived of photos of her since her Vanity Fair debut, the second is that we've been deprived of candid photos of her up to this point, but thirdly because the photos reveal what may be the true reason Suri has been kept out of the public eye.
We'd like to call your attention to what appears to be a slight but distinctive birthmark located in the middle of her forehead between her eyes visible in several photos that was not visible in the Vanity Fair photos. It was rumored that there was a lot of airbrushing involved in her Vanity Fair shoot and this is what was probably airbrushed. In these new candid shots of her, her thick black hair is combed forward, most likely in an attempt to conceal the mark. Of course, it is also possible Suri fell and bruised her face.
We don't know what type of birthmark this is, but it's likely they have tried to have it removed or reduced because the color is very subtle.
From what we understand, there are three major types of birthmarks: port wine stains, hemangiomas, and vascular malformations. According to Birthmark.org and Birthmark.com, hemangiomas are reddish in color, 83% occur on the head and neck area, occur 5 times more often in females, appear at or shortly after birth, growing rapidly for first nine months and most stop growing by 18 months,can be raised, flat or both, responds to steroid treatment but only some respond to laser treatment.
Port wine stains are red or purple, can appear anywhere on body, are present at birth, don't grow, are flat at birth but may slightly thicken with age, do not respond to steroid treatment but do respond to laser treatment and can change color with hot or cold temperatures.
Does the red mark on Suri's forehead look like a birthmark to you?
If the seclusion and rumored airbrushing was because of this alleged birthmark, what are the specific reasons Tom and Katie kept Suri out of public? Were Tom and Katie afraid the public would focus in on the birthmark too much? Were they uncomfortable about it themselves? Could removal of the birthmark be another reason the wedding was delayed?
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off of celebrity-babies.com:
We've been very excited to see the new photos of Suri Cruise, 7 months old, taken this week leading up to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding. These first candid photos of their baby are exciting for several reasons. The first is that we've been deprived of photos of her since her Vanity Fair debut, the second is that we've been deprived of candid photos of her up to this point, but thirdly because the photos reveal what may be the true reason Suri has been kept out of the public eye.
We'd like to call your attention to what appears to be a slight but distinctive birthmark located in the middle of her forehead between her eyes visible in several photos that was not visible in the Vanity Fair photos. It was rumored that there was a lot of airbrushing involved in her Vanity Fair shoot and this is what was probably airbrushed. In these new candid shots of her, her thick black hair is combed forward, most likely in an attempt to conceal the mark. Of course, it is also possible Suri fell and bruised her face.
We don't know what type of birthmark this is, but it's likely they have tried to have it removed or reduced because the color is very subtle.
From what we understand, there are three major types of birthmarks: port wine stains, hemangiomas, and vascular malformations. According to Birthmark.org and Birthmark.com, hemangiomas are reddish in color, 83% occur on the head and neck area, occur 5 times more often in females, appear at or shortly after birth, growing rapidly for first nine months and most stop growing by 18 months,can be raised, flat or both, responds to steroid treatment but only some respond to laser treatment.
Port wine stains are red or purple, can appear anywhere on body, are present at birth, don't grow, are flat at birth but may slightly thicken with age, do not respond to steroid treatment but do respond to laser treatment and can change color with hot or cold temperatures.
Does the red mark on Suri's forehead look like a birthmark to you?
If the seclusion and rumored airbrushing was because of this alleged birthmark, what are the specific reasons Tom and Katie kept Suri out of public? Were Tom and Katie afraid the public would focus in on the birthmark too much? Were they uncomfortable about it themselves? Could removal of the birthmark be another reason the wedding was delayed?
TomKat official wedding pic
And now, in her biggest starring and most challenging role ever, I give you
Mrs. Tom Cruise and her Martian.
Here's the two of them....you can see her wedding gown. It's supposed to be cream colored. Funny how she has to hunch over to accomodate his shortness.
off of People.com:
Mrs. Tom Cruise and her Martian.
Here's the two of them....you can see her wedding gown. It's supposed to be cream colored. Funny how she has to hunch over to accomodate his shortness.
off of People.com:
Saturday, November 18, 2006
A couple more pics
courtesy of Yahoo:
J Lo....
Katie kissing her freedom goodbye and embracing the slavery of the Cruise....
Fireworks fromthe castle after the ceremony...I thought this was a cool shot.
I'll post more pics as they come available, with this circus I am dying to see what Kate looked like in her dress.
Oh, here's a little blurb off of reuters:
Local authorities said this week Cruise, star of Hollywood hits like "Top Gun" and the "Mission: Impossible" trilogy, had not sought permission for a civil service, meaning the wedding could be purely ceremonial and have no legal value.
Scientologist weddings are similar to others, with rings, music and flowers. The bride wears white and the groom a dark suit. Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli was expected to sing Ava Maria during the celebrations.
The cost of the event was estimated at over 2 million euros ($2.5 million). The pair's outfits were designed by Giorgio Armani, who also created the bride's bouquet.
Pictures from the circus!!!
Starting to come in, now that the ceremony is over. according to reports, however, Italian officials won't recognize the couple as married until they have their civil obligations done, like the paperwork and maybe a civil ceremony. Let's see how this plays out. But here are some of the pics coming in (form Yahoo):
Posh as the Mad Hatter with RoBoTits...
Posh as the Mad Hatter with RoBoTits...Brooke Shields...
Will and Jada...
The oddest couple ever, Jenny and Jim...
TomKat wedding vows!
Pictures not available yet
off of ONTD:
TomKaT Wedding inside info
The Place: Odeslcachi Castle towering above the medieval hilltop town of Bracciano, near Rome
When: after dusk before a Scientology minister flown in from the US for the service.
What they Wore: Armani
the Dress: strapless cream gown covered in thousands of crystals by Giorgio Armani and wearing underwear estimated to have cost a mere $3000
The Bridesmaids: adopted daughter Isabella, 13, joined Katie's sisters as bridesmaids, wearing navy chiffon gowns
Who was there: Will Smith, Jim Carrey, Jennifer Lopez, Brooke Shields, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Steven Spielberg, Russell Crowe,Victoria Beckham, Mission Impossible director JJ Abrams, Andrea Bocelli, 120 photographers, 200 journalists,200 TV technicians..and 40,000 gawkers (heh)
To Katie, Tom said: "And do you ken that by the customs of our race you pledge to him, and only him, your kiss and your caress?"Katie responded: "I do."
The minister then said: "Well, then, know that life is stark and often somewhat grim and tiredness and fret and pain and sickness do beget a state of mind where spring romance is far away and dead and yet for valour and for strength you must abide, create still his health, his purpose and repose. Do you?" Katie: "I do."
Minister: "And do you take his fortune at its prime and ebb and seek with him best fortune for us all? Do you?" Katie: "I do."
Minister: "Good, then. I am sure you will, and surer yet that you'll fare well and staunchly as a wife."
To Tom he said: "And when she's older do you then keep her still? Do you?"
Tom: "I do."
Minister: "Now, Tom, girls need clothes, and food and tender happiness and frills. A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice, if you will. But still they need them. Do you then provide? Do you?" Tom: "I do."
Those at the wedding were to receive "goody bags", complete with monogrammed towels bearing the couple's initials and designer sunglasses.
About 6000 candles were ordered to light the castle, reportedly rented for $2.48 million, and fireworks were ordered to flood the night sky.
What it cost?in excess of $1.2million
off of ONTD:
TomKaT Wedding inside info
The Place: Odeslcachi Castle towering above the medieval hilltop town of Bracciano, near Rome
When: after dusk before a Scientology minister flown in from the US for the service.
What they Wore: Armani
the Dress: strapless cream gown covered in thousands of crystals by Giorgio Armani and wearing underwear estimated to have cost a mere $3000
The Bridesmaids: adopted daughter Isabella, 13, joined Katie's sisters as bridesmaids, wearing navy chiffon gowns
Who was there: Will Smith, Jim Carrey, Jennifer Lopez, Brooke Shields, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Steven Spielberg, Russell Crowe,Victoria Beckham, Mission Impossible director JJ Abrams, Andrea Bocelli, 120 photographers, 200 journalists,200 TV technicians..and 40,000 gawkers (heh)
To Katie, Tom said: "And do you ken that by the customs of our race you pledge to him, and only him, your kiss and your caress?"Katie responded: "I do."
The minister then said: "Well, then, know that life is stark and often somewhat grim and tiredness and fret and pain and sickness do beget a state of mind where spring romance is far away and dead and yet for valour and for strength you must abide, create still his health, his purpose and repose. Do you?" Katie: "I do."
Minister: "And do you take his fortune at its prime and ebb and seek with him best fortune for us all? Do you?" Katie: "I do."
Minister: "Good, then. I am sure you will, and surer yet that you'll fare well and staunchly as a wife."
To Tom he said: "And when she's older do you then keep her still? Do you?"
Tom: "I do."
Minister: "Now, Tom, girls need clothes, and food and tender happiness and frills. A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice, if you will. But still they need them. Do you then provide? Do you?" Tom: "I do."
Those at the wedding were to receive "goody bags", complete with monogrammed towels bearing the couple's initials and designer sunglasses.
About 6000 candles were ordered to light the castle, reportedly rented for $2.48 million, and fireworks were ordered to flood the night sky.
What it cost?in excess of $1.2million
Friday, November 17, 2006
Call me crazy
And here is where I am going to take a hard look at the fuck-trophy called Suri. So if you cannot handle me talking about a baby, then QUIT READING NOW!!!! I don't need you crying and I don't want your bitching if you're going to be all sensitive; you have been warned.
Look at these pics of the crazy couple in Italy....if you look at the area of her forehead, right between the eyes, it looks to me like she has a birthmark, like a liver spot, that has been lasered a bit to lighten it up. Like I said, call me crazy.
Also, don't tell me this wedding/business partnership isn't a circus cuz Katie's dressed in a clown outift.
Photos came off of ONTD, source is somewhere else.
Look at these pics of the crazy couple in Italy....if you look at the area of her forehead, right between the eyes, it looks to me like she has a birthmark, like a liver spot, that has been lasered a bit to lighten it up. Like I said, call me crazy.
Also, don't tell me this wedding/business partnership isn't a circus cuz Katie's dressed in a clown outift.
Photos came off of ONTD, source is somewhere else.
Hmmmm...
This also off of Holy Moly!
Fashion: Impossible
Remember last week when we revealed that Kate Moss (half of the duo that are more 'George and Mildred' than 'Sid and Nancy') was accepting Alexander McQueen's gracious offer to design her wedding dress?
It would seem that Katie Holmes, eager to marry her in-no-way mentalist partner, has similar ideas, floating the idea to all and sundry that Chanel would be her ideal choice for a dress design in which to float up the chapel aisle, or maybe the ramp to the spaceship.
Unfortunately, Karl Lagerfeld has other ideas and is performing the business equivalent of closing the curtains, turning the lights and music off and sitting with his fingers in his ears whispering "I can't see you, I can't hear you."
Katie has famously developed cold sores since her relationship with the diminutive dead-eyed film star, though it now appears that she also has a problem with facial hair. Well, in the last year she has appeared in public sporting a rather small but very obvious beard...
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Well, here's one pic (above) I found where she does seem to be sportin a cold sore on her upper lip from about a year ago... it is pretty small as far as the photo goes....
And then there are these!
Did TC give her herpes and then tell her she could never leave him cuz no one else would ever want her?
Daniel Craig post!!!
Off of Holy Moly!
MOONFAKER
It sticks in the throat but Daniel 'I know I'm SO much better than this' Craig looks simply sensational in the posters for the new Bond film, where the full-length body shot appears to show a hell of a figure. Well, it IS a hell of a figure, but unfortunately not Daniel's; his big rough old 'World of Leather' face has been Photoshopped onto the shoulders of a much better specimen.
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Like this one? What do you think?
I dunno....
They look like track marks to me, after all, Lilo is alledgedly a smackhead now, strawberry quick no longer cool!...what do you think?
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HA HA HA!
I loved seeing FedEx Federfucked.
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off of Page Six:
Bargain Hunter
KEVIN Federline has gone from being fast and loose with his cash to watching every penny since Britney Spears kicked him to the curb. Instead of flying to Miami, Fed-ex arrived in a bus - along with six friends. On Tuesday, they went on a "shopping trip" on Lincoln Road but "didn't buy anything" and then had dinner at "cheap" Oriente at Cardozo on Ocean Drive before stopping by club Mansion, where everything was comped.
Note to Federline: you can save a lot more if you don't have an entourage. Tonight, he hosts a party at Mansion with DJ Irie.
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off of Page Six:
Bargain Hunter
KEVIN Federline has gone from being fast and loose with his cash to watching every penny since Britney Spears kicked him to the curb. Instead of flying to Miami, Fed-ex arrived in a bus - along with six friends. On Tuesday, they went on a "shopping trip" on Lincoln Road but "didn't buy anything" and then had dinner at "cheap" Oriente at Cardozo on Ocean Drive before stopping by club Mansion, where everything was comped.
Note to Federline: you can save a lot more if you don't have an entourage. Tonight, he hosts a party at Mansion with DJ Irie.
TomKat wedding
I hope everyone realizes that this isn't a wedding, it's a business transaction. C'mon, even Oprah didn't buy Tom's crazy couch jumping on her show (see TMZ.com). Little wonder she wasn't invited to the wedding. This is a fulfillment of whatever contract Katie and Tom have....start the clock for the five year countdown! As others have speculated, Tom is a master at PR and media manipulation, let's look at a few of the guests: Brooke Shields, for one....she is probably the only other person who knows the truth about Suri's birth, so it's smart to have her at the wedding. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett along with Posh and Becks....have a couple of non-$cietologists in the mix to make it look like you have "friends" outside your Cof$ group...Will and Jada also saw Suri shortly after her "birth" so of course they will be there as well as anyone else who saw Suri shortly after she was born/hatched. And of course Suri is deliberatly being paraded around, don't be fooled. It would be so easy to have a nanny hold her and keep her out of the public eye.
Think of hte message here! TC: I'm still large & incharge, I'm running my own movie studio now, about to get married (again) and have the fam all together! Which brings me to another question: Where are his adopted children with Nicole? Not as important any more, are they? This is an unfortunate trend with men marrying again...children from the previous marriage(s) tend to get neglected, since Daddy is all wrapped up with his new life.
Let's also consider their lame attempt at trying to appease Kate's parents with a Catholic wedding by "forgetting" to fill out the proper paperwork in that Italian town. Oh oops, we didn't get it right, so TC the control freak gets to have his way with having another Cof$ ceremony (After all, this is his THIRD marriage. Why can't you stay married Tom? Hiding much?). It's all too well orchestrated, like a movie script, almost. Like their entire media-soaked relationship has been a huge movie script to follow! I say that Suri was an IVF baby because of TC being too paranoid (and GAY) to touch a woman.
But whatever. We'll all watch the media circus that Tom has carefully put together for us to gawk at. I'm not even going to go into what I think of the "traditional" Cof$ wedding vows. Misogynistic and frankly stupid.
But Tom thrives on media frenzy and Kate is stuck. I wonder if the split up will be just as public?
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