Merry Freakin Christmas and Happy Hollydaze from Spin!!!!
I am still a total child and I don't care. So there. Nyah.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Bitches, please.
I have a rant that I need to get out, to let go of. I hate christmas, I hate the holidays. The only thing I like about it is the fact is that I get a little paid time off to goof off and scratch my butt in the privacy of my own home.
Frequently I run over to the mall, which is right across from where I work, to walk about and stretch my legs because I sit at a desk all day and well, I need to move and get a change of scenery. My usual obstacles include mallstitues, trophy- and cow-wives dragging their fuck trophies about and old people who feel entitled to take up the entire ailse instead of moving off to the handy and convenient side for everyone's mobility.
Christmas increases these obstacles to the point where I am ready to go on a killing rampage and/or round up some homeless people and set them loose in the mall.
I simply hate people who think they are entitled. They piss me off. I don't care about your christmas or whatever you celebrate. And no, the reason for the season, you fucktard, is the SUN. Everything anyone celebrates is all rooted from the fact that the winter solstice occurs every year at the same time, the day usually looking dreary and grey. Ancient man, before he started writing things down, celebrated this seasonal marker where the days would begin the lengthen. Get over it.
And you Trophy- and Cow-wives with your fuck-trophies....you really believe that you are entitled, hell, it's even your right to reproduce.....fuck you. You have a right to a dick in your ass. You are just in the majority of women who wants somebody else to take care of them and not take care of themselves. If you are so certain that reproducing is your right, then you should pay for that fucktrophy all by yourself. Pay for it all. No crying to anyone that you can't afford medicine, no crying to any shape of government that you need to educate your monstrocity. You want it yourself, you deal with all of it yourself. Shut the hell up and quite using reproduction as a weapon. Having the equipment doesn't give you anything.
And you little pissant mallstitutes/fucktrophies/trophy-wife/cow-wife in training: you will be fat one day, it happens to everyone. Especially you. How are you going to deal with it?
At least this is a temporary scene and in a few weeks it will all die down. I just needed to clear the air and I feel better now.
Merry fuckin Xmas.
Now get out of my way.
Page Six Blind Items!!!
Just Asking
WHICH veteran baseball player's wife is worried he will start up another affair? The long-suffering missus demanded he switch to a team 1,500 miles away when she caught him the last time . . .
WHICH "socialite" has high-society circles buzzing that she originally joined their inner circle as a high-class hooker? . . .
WHICH young starlet will never be invited back on Oprah? The night before her taping, she stayed out until 5 a.m. and then showed up to the studio an hour late stinking of booze . . .
WHICH notoriously angry supermodel has been seen attending AA meetings (but not anger- management meetings) at a temple on the Upper East Side?
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Mary, please...
Andy Pettite
Kathy Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Naomi Cambell
WHICH veteran baseball player's wife is worried he will start up another affair? The long-suffering missus demanded he switch to a team 1,500 miles away when she caught him the last time . . .
WHICH "socialite" has high-society circles buzzing that she originally joined their inner circle as a high-class hooker? . . .
WHICH young starlet will never be invited back on Oprah? The night before her taping, she stayed out until 5 a.m. and then showed up to the studio an hour late stinking of booze . . .
WHICH notoriously angry supermodel has been seen attending AA meetings (but not anger- management meetings) at a temple on the Upper East Side?
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Mary, please...
Andy Pettite
Kathy Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Naomi Cambell
Friday, December 15, 2006
FUNNY!
My goal is to hit 500 posts before the end of the year....But this is funny as hell!
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off of thisislondon.co.uk:
A drunk company director was in court today after passing out on a railway track in the afternoon rush hour.
Kevin Craswell, 48, consumed a "lethal" amount of vodka and was seen by passengers at 3.30pm crawling along the railway at Epsom.
Astonishing pictures show him asleep and using the rail as a pillow. Witnesses even said they could hear him snoring from the platform.
Police said he was extraordinarily lucky to have survived. Oncoming trains had to be diverted at the last minute.
Staff took almost half an hour to wake Craswell and it caused Network Rail almost four hours of subsequent delays, costing £7,296.
Craswell, a company director from Ashstead who had "fallen on hard times", was taken to hospital where he later received an on-the-spot fine for being drunk and disorderly.
He has pleaded guilty to a charge of "obstructing the railway by neglect" at Redhill magistrates.
Graham Guerin, defending Craswell, had told an earlier hearing: "This is a professional man who fell on hard times five years ago and developed a drink problem. He had drunk a substantial amount of vodka and has no recollection of this incident. But he acknowledges the danger he presented not only to himself but to others.
"Since this happened he has taken steps to help himself and also arranged to see a counsellor."
Thursday, December 14, 2006
So...
Somebody with some sense finally stepped in!
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off of Page Six:
Party's Over
THE friendship between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton was short, sweet and photogenic. But now, it seems, it's over. A source close to Spears explains why the pop tart, who lost her undies last week, has not been seen with her "new best friend" Hilton since she posted an apology to her fans on her Web site, noting, "Thank God for Victoria's Secret underwear!" The source said, "Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult."
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off of Page Six:
Party's Over
THE friendship between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton was short, sweet and photogenic. But now, it seems, it's over. A source close to Spears explains why the pop tart, who lost her undies last week, has not been seen with her "new best friend" Hilton since she posted an apology to her fans on her Web site, noting, "Thank God for Victoria's Secret underwear!" The source said, "Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult."
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
So the moral of the story is....
stay away from Indian guys? They aren't "up" to snuff it seems!
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off of msnbc.com:
NEW DELHI - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 1 inch shorter than those condoms catered for.
For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 2 inches. A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
"One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis," the council's Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on in a hurry.
Puri said many men in India, which has the world's highest HIV positive caseload, were too shy to ask for condoms.
"We need more vending machines for condoms of different sizes so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs," he said.
The Times of India reported the ICMR survey had studied 1,400 men between 18-50 years of age in cities like Mumbai and New Delhi as well as in rural areas in a report. It entitled its story "Indian men don't measure up."
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off of msnbc.com:
NEW DELHI - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 1 inch shorter than those condoms catered for.
For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 2 inches. A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
"One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis," the council's Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on in a hurry.
Puri said many men in India, which has the world's highest HIV positive caseload, were too shy to ask for condoms.
"We need more vending machines for condoms of different sizes so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs," he said.
The Times of India reported the ICMR survey had studied 1,400 men between 18-50 years of age in cities like Mumbai and New Delhi as well as in rural areas in a report. It entitled its story "Indian men don't measure up."
Monday, December 11, 2006
Frat Boys Lose!
Borat wins! Let the sexy fun time continue!!
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off of reuters:
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - As the esteemed Kazakh television journalist Borat Sagdiyev might say: "High Five. Sexy Time. You Lose."
Two college fraternity buddies shown guzzling alcohol and making racist remarks in the "Borat" movie have lost their bid for a court order to cut the scene they claim has tarnished their reputations, court papers revealed on Monday.
The students sued the movie's distributor and producers last month, saying filmmakers had duped them into appearing in "Borat" by getting them drunk and falsely promising the film would never be shown in the United States.
At the time the suit was filed, a judge denied the pair's request for a temporary restraining order that would remove footage of them from the film, but the plaintiffs were given a another chance to seek an injunction at a hearing last week.
The South Carolina college students lost again when Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Joseph Biderman ruled they had failed to show a reasonable probability of success on the merits of their case or that money damages alone would be insufficient to resolve their claims.
Arguments on the latest motion focused mainly on the future DVD release of the hit movie, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan."
The faux documentary, distributed by 20th Century Fox, has already grossed more than $120 million at the North American box office after six weeks in theaters.
The lawyer for the students, Olivier Taillieu, said last week that while the film's theatrical run is coming to a close, the perpetuity of the film on DVD posed ongoing problems for his clients, including harm to their ability to seek work.
Last month, Taillieu said the movie had cost one of the students a job at a major corporation and another a prestigious internship. The students were identified in court papers only as John Doe 1 and John Doe 2. A third student involved in the scene did not take part in the suit.
The film stars British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen as a fictional Kazakh TV journalist whose boorish sensibilities clash with ordinary Americans. The story line is driven by a series of improvised encounters with people who become Baron Cohen's unsuspecting foils.
The scene at issue in the lawsuit depicts Borat getting drunk with three frat boys in a motor home while they watch a sex tape and make racist remarks about slavery and minorities in the United States.
20th Century Fox is a unit of News Corp.
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off of reuters:
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - As the esteemed Kazakh television journalist Borat Sagdiyev might say: "High Five. Sexy Time. You Lose."
Two college fraternity buddies shown guzzling alcohol and making racist remarks in the "Borat" movie have lost their bid for a court order to cut the scene they claim has tarnished their reputations, court papers revealed on Monday.
The students sued the movie's distributor and producers last month, saying filmmakers had duped them into appearing in "Borat" by getting them drunk and falsely promising the film would never be shown in the United States.
At the time the suit was filed, a judge denied the pair's request for a temporary restraining order that would remove footage of them from the film, but the plaintiffs were given a another chance to seek an injunction at a hearing last week.
The South Carolina college students lost again when Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Joseph Biderman ruled they had failed to show a reasonable probability of success on the merits of their case or that money damages alone would be insufficient to resolve their claims.
Arguments on the latest motion focused mainly on the future DVD release of the hit movie, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan."
The faux documentary, distributed by 20th Century Fox, has already grossed more than $120 million at the North American box office after six weeks in theaters.
The lawyer for the students, Olivier Taillieu, said last week that while the film's theatrical run is coming to a close, the perpetuity of the film on DVD posed ongoing problems for his clients, including harm to their ability to seek work.
Last month, Taillieu said the movie had cost one of the students a job at a major corporation and another a prestigious internship. The students were identified in court papers only as John Doe 1 and John Doe 2. A third student involved in the scene did not take part in the suit.
The film stars British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen as a fictional Kazakh TV journalist whose boorish sensibilities clash with ordinary Americans. The story line is driven by a series of improvised encounters with people who become Baron Cohen's unsuspecting foils.
The scene at issue in the lawsuit depicts Borat getting drunk with three frat boys in a motor home while they watch a sex tape and make racist remarks about slavery and minorities in the United States.
20th Century Fox is a unit of News Corp.
Speaking of bad role models....
Ok maybe not role models cuz we all know that's crap....but parade around poor self-image...and $cientology is getting their hooks in! watch out Will & Jada Smith!!! You're next!!
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also off of page six:
THAT Victoria Beckham styled Katie Holmes for an upcoming Harper's Bazaar cover, and during the 300-plus person shoot in Los Angeles, the production team was told not to look either of them in the eye.
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also off of page six:
THAT Victoria Beckham styled Katie Holmes for an upcoming Harper's Bazaar cover, and during the 300-plus person shoot in Los Angeles, the production team was told not to look either of them in the eye.
Gee, you think?
This is only going to be looked at because the fashion industry doesn't want outside regulations! Bastards, of course there's a problem!! First models were waaaaay too young, now they are too skinny!
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off of page six:
December 11, 2006 -- LEADERS of New York's fashion industry will meet soon to figure out how to deal with increasing calls for laws to keep dangerously underfed models off the catwalks.
Vogue Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour is spearheading the effort to get the session together.
"Anna held a symposium on the issue, and she's planning another meeting this week," said one model agency chief. "We would much rather come up with a way of self-policing ourselves than have regulations rammed down our throats."
The head of another modeling agency said, "Everyone should take a look at it, and if there's a problem, let's fix it."
Italy's government and its fashion chiefs said last week they're working on a plan to crack down on ultra-thin models who appear to be suffering from eating disorders.
The move came three months after Spain passed a law requiring that every model have a body-mass index of at least 18 (a measure of body fat). Last month, Brazilian model Ana Carolina Reston died at age 21 from anorexia.
Besides the beauties' health, the fashion honchos fear they'll be blamed for promoting unhealthy body images for generations of teenage girls.
Washington Post fashion writer Robin Givhan says many models today are "pale, almost to the point of translucent, and astonishingly thin. They look positively rickety. Seeing one in a swimsuit can make you shudder. They are not sexy or even particularly pretty. How can they be when they look as though the life has been sucked out of them?"
The skinniest seem to come from Eastern Europe. Givhan names Snejana Onopka, Vlada Roslyakova and Sasha Pivovarova.
"Over a typical runway season, the same models appear so often on different runways that it is easy to become immune to how shockingly thin they are. After a while, it seems normal that a model's thighs are the same circumference as a 12-year-old's upper arm," Givhan wrote.
"If the industry does not think carefully about the current aesthetic," she warned, "what comes next could be truly ghastly."
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off of page six:
December 11, 2006 -- LEADERS of New York's fashion industry will meet soon to figure out how to deal with increasing calls for laws to keep dangerously underfed models off the catwalks.
Vogue Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour is spearheading the effort to get the session together.
"Anna held a symposium on the issue, and she's planning another meeting this week," said one model agency chief. "We would much rather come up with a way of self-policing ourselves than have regulations rammed down our throats."
The head of another modeling agency said, "Everyone should take a look at it, and if there's a problem, let's fix it."
Italy's government and its fashion chiefs said last week they're working on a plan to crack down on ultra-thin models who appear to be suffering from eating disorders.
The move came three months after Spain passed a law requiring that every model have a body-mass index of at least 18 (a measure of body fat). Last month, Brazilian model Ana Carolina Reston died at age 21 from anorexia.
Besides the beauties' health, the fashion honchos fear they'll be blamed for promoting unhealthy body images for generations of teenage girls.
Washington Post fashion writer Robin Givhan says many models today are "pale, almost to the point of translucent, and astonishingly thin. They look positively rickety. Seeing one in a swimsuit can make you shudder. They are not sexy or even particularly pretty. How can they be when they look as though the life has been sucked out of them?"
The skinniest seem to come from Eastern Europe. Givhan names Snejana Onopka, Vlada Roslyakova and Sasha Pivovarova.
"Over a typical runway season, the same models appear so often on different runways that it is easy to become immune to how shockingly thin they are. After a while, it seems normal that a model's thighs are the same circumference as a 12-year-old's upper arm," Givhan wrote.
"If the industry does not think carefully about the current aesthetic," she warned, "what comes next could be truly ghastly."
Pari$ite tacky? *rolls eyes*
off of page six:
Stavros' Parents Snub Paris
WE are shocked - shocked! - that Paris Hilton may have bought her own faux engagement ring to start speculation that Stavros Niarchos is going to marry her. Hilton wore a fake diamond solitaire on her left ring finger to an alice+olivia dinner party last week and wouldn't answer questions about her and Niarchos. But close friends say they're not engaged - and moreover, the shipping heir's parents have no intention of even meeting their son's sometime succubus. "They refused to meet her last year when Paris and Stavros had dated for a while," a source said. "Paris even followed him and his family to Hawaii, where they go every New Year's, and they still wouldn't meet her. They think she's tacky." It's a sentiment that seems to be shared by the father of Nicky Hilton's paramour, David Katzenberg. A family friend said Jeffrey Katzenberg, the former Disney exec who co-founded DreamWorks, "thinks the Hiltons are just . . . lowbrow and that his son is young and should be dating around." Meanwhile, it's only been a month, but Nicky and David are already saying, "I love you."
Stavros' Parents Snub Paris
WE are shocked - shocked! - that Paris Hilton may have bought her own faux engagement ring to start speculation that Stavros Niarchos is going to marry her. Hilton wore a fake diamond solitaire on her left ring finger to an alice+olivia dinner party last week and wouldn't answer questions about her and Niarchos. But close friends say they're not engaged - and moreover, the shipping heir's parents have no intention of even meeting their son's sometime succubus. "They refused to meet her last year when Paris and Stavros had dated for a while," a source said. "Paris even followed him and his family to Hawaii, where they go every New Year's, and they still wouldn't meet her. They think she's tacky." It's a sentiment that seems to be shared by the father of Nicky Hilton's paramour, David Katzenberg. A family friend said Jeffrey Katzenberg, the former Disney exec who co-founded DreamWorks, "thinks the Hiltons are just . . . lowbrow and that his son is young and should be dating around." Meanwhile, it's only been a month, but Nicky and David are already saying, "I love you."
Friday, December 8, 2006
"LR" to Blohan
Isn't L Ron Hubbard according to page six:
THE mysterious "LR" in Lindsay Lohan's rambling and bizarre e-mail that was first reported on Page Six yesterday is none other than her former assistant, Lindsay Ratowsky. In the message, Lohan threatened to sue "LR" for allegedly selling information to the tabloids, and claimed former Vice President Al Gore was going to help her get her message across (which Gore hadn't heard about). Lohan's rage stems from a falling-out she and Ratowsky had over six months ago, when Ratowsky left her to work for Jessica Biel. Lohan's ire was rekindled last week when she spotted Ratowsky at a GQ party at the Sunset Tower in L.A. Ratowsky could not be reached.
THE mysterious "LR" in Lindsay Lohan's rambling and bizarre e-mail that was first reported on Page Six yesterday is none other than her former assistant, Lindsay Ratowsky. In the message, Lohan threatened to sue "LR" for allegedly selling information to the tabloids, and claimed former Vice President Al Gore was going to help her get her message across (which Gore hadn't heard about). Lohan's rage stems from a falling-out she and Ratowsky had over six months ago, when Ratowsky left her to work for Jessica Biel. Lohan's ire was rekindled last week when she spotted Ratowsky at a GQ party at the Sunset Tower in L.A. Ratowsky could not be reached.
Is Crazy Tom trying to piss off Oprah?
What the hell is he thinking? Or is it because Oprah just doesn't buy his crap and it makes him cry for mommy.
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off of ONTD:
Oprah Winfrey has been left off the invite list to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' post-wedding party - just weeks after the couple failed to ask her to their Italian marriage. Cruise and Winfrey have been friends for many years and the Mission: Impossible III star made his infamous couch-jumping "I'm in love" speech regarding Holmes on the media mogul's Us TV talk show last year. Winfrey was noticeably left off the list to the November 18 ceremony in Bracciano, Italy - even though celebrities such as Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Jim Carrey - who are not known to be friends of Cruise - were invited. On Saturday the newlyweds have invited friends who were unable to attend the Castello Odescalchi ceremony to a party at Cruise's producing partner Paula Wagner's Beverly Hills, California mansion. However, Winfrey's representative tells the New York Daily News the TV titan hasn't been invited.
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off of ONTD:
Oprah Winfrey has been left off the invite list to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' post-wedding party - just weeks after the couple failed to ask her to their Italian marriage. Cruise and Winfrey have been friends for many years and the Mission: Impossible III star made his infamous couch-jumping "I'm in love" speech regarding Holmes on the media mogul's Us TV talk show last year. Winfrey was noticeably left off the list to the November 18 ceremony in Bracciano, Italy - even though celebrities such as Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Jim Carrey - who are not known to be friends of Cruise - were invited. On Saturday the newlyweds have invited friends who were unable to attend the Castello Odescalchi ceremony to a party at Cruise's producing partner Paula Wagner's Beverly Hills, California mansion. However, Winfrey's representative tells the New York Daily News the TV titan hasn't been invited.
For real real this time?
Not for play play? Oh yeah...and thisin the wake of Jen and Vince breaking up! Not that they were really together in the first place...
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off of the Sun Online:
BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE are to wed in Africa — to the beat of tribal music.
They plan to tie the knot before Christmas in a South African village near Johannesburg, friends revealed yesterday.
Chum OPRAH WINFREY, 52 — who founded a girls’ school there — is said to have been invited. Madonna will also be among star guests.
One pal said: “They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation.”
Pitt, 43, and Jolie, 31, were unavailable for comment.
Thursday, December 7, 2006
Well, what did this bitch expect?
Roses and lollipops forever?
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off of page six:
Royally Bored
QUEEN Rania of Jordan, a strikingly beautiful mother of four, is said to be bored with life in Amman with her husband, King Abdullah. According to Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, which broke the story of their marital discord, the two are living under one roof but in separate wings, while the sophisticated, fashion-savvy queen, 36, figures out how to extricate herself from their unhappy union.
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off of page six:
Royally Bored
QUEEN Rania of Jordan, a strikingly beautiful mother of four, is said to be bored with life in Amman with her husband, King Abdullah. According to Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, which broke the story of their marital discord, the two are living under one roof but in separate wings, while the sophisticated, fashion-savvy queen, 36, figures out how to extricate herself from their unhappy union.
You can't make this stuff up!!!
Lohan's brain is officially dead. Officially. The drugs and alcohol now do all the talking.
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off of page six:
December 7, 2006 -- LINDSAY Lohan is preparing to clean up her image and go to war with the media with the help of a high-powered friend - former Vice President Al Gore.
"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me," Lohan wrote last week in a rambling, semi-literate e-mail to her friends and lawyers.
In the bizarre message read by Page Six, Lohan burbled, "If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."
Lohan was apparently inspired to send out the e-mail by a Page Six item on her "mean girls diva fit" at a GQ magazine party in L.A. Referring to a supermarket tabloid report claiming she had overdosed on drugs, she wrote, "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character."
Invoking what she puzzlingly calls the "way of the future-Howard Hughes," her desire is to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press."
Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on "how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."
Lohan then mentions taking a mystery person she refers to as "LR" to court for "what she's done to me.
"It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."
Lohan said she wanted to "hold a press conference" and "will do anything necessary to do so." She said she is at "such a young and tender age in a woman's life. It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change."
Lohan's representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, had no comment.
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off of page six:
December 7, 2006 -- LINDSAY Lohan is preparing to clean up her image and go to war with the media with the help of a high-powered friend - former Vice President Al Gore.
"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me," Lohan wrote last week in a rambling, semi-literate e-mail to her friends and lawyers.
In the bizarre message read by Page Six, Lohan burbled, "If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."
Lohan was apparently inspired to send out the e-mail by a Page Six item on her "mean girls diva fit" at a GQ magazine party in L.A. Referring to a supermarket tabloid report claiming she had overdosed on drugs, she wrote, "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character."
Invoking what she puzzlingly calls the "way of the future-Howard Hughes," her desire is to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press."
Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on "how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."
Lohan then mentions taking a mystery person she refers to as "LR" to court for "what she's done to me.
"It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."
Lohan said she wanted to "hold a press conference" and "will do anything necessary to do so." She said she is at "such a young and tender age in a woman's life. It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change."
Lohan's representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, had no comment.
Wednesday, December 6, 2006
Somehow I believe this is true....
Although it might be bullshit....I'm told mixing Oxycontin with alcohol make syou pass out not stay up forever and someone pointed out that it isn't illegal, it's prescription...so who knows?
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off of ONTD:
Out-of-control Lindsay Lohan is now abusing Oxycontin, one of the most dangerous illegal drugs in the world,
The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. In a shocking tell-all interview, a member of the "Mean Girls" star's personal entourage reveals the depth of her descent into drug abuse.
The National Enquirer is reporting that Lindsay's on the Oxys. Yikes.
Out-of-control Lindsay Lohan is now abusing Oxycontin, one of the most dangerous illegal drugs in the world, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. In a shocking tell-all interview, a member of the "Mean Girls" star's personal entourage reveals the depth of her descent into drug abuse.
"I watched Lindsay Lohan snort cocaine and pop Oxycontin- then wash it all down with vodka!" the entourage member told The ENQUIRER.
"I've spent many booze and drug-fueled nights with Lindsay, and I'm only coming forward now because I want to save her life, the close friend told The ENQUIRER.
The friend, who passed a polygraph test regarding Lindsay's drug use and his eyewitness account, says the out-of-control star frequently mixes cocaine and the prescription pain medication Oxycontin with vodka - a dangerous combination that keeps her awake and partying for days - before taking sleeping pills when she finally needs to crash.
"It's frightening. She'll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her, and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to sleep, she'll take Ambien to knock herself out."
"And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets. "There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she refuses to miss a night of partying."
Well, that explains why she was pulled over to the side of the road that one time and talking about how the paparazzi were trying to ice her.
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off of ONTD:
Out-of-control Lindsay Lohan is now abusing Oxycontin, one of the most dangerous illegal drugs in the world,
The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. In a shocking tell-all interview, a member of the "Mean Girls" star's personal entourage reveals the depth of her descent into drug abuse.
The National Enquirer is reporting that Lindsay's on the Oxys. Yikes.
Out-of-control Lindsay Lohan is now abusing Oxycontin, one of the most dangerous illegal drugs in the world, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. In a shocking tell-all interview, a member of the "Mean Girls" star's personal entourage reveals the depth of her descent into drug abuse.
"I watched Lindsay Lohan snort cocaine and pop Oxycontin- then wash it all down with vodka!" the entourage member told The ENQUIRER.
"I've spent many booze and drug-fueled nights with Lindsay, and I'm only coming forward now because I want to save her life, the close friend told The ENQUIRER.
The friend, who passed a polygraph test regarding Lindsay's drug use and his eyewitness account, says the out-of-control star frequently mixes cocaine and the prescription pain medication Oxycontin with vodka - a dangerous combination that keeps her awake and partying for days - before taking sleeping pills when she finally needs to crash.
"It's frightening. She'll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her, and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to sleep, she'll take Ambien to knock herself out."
"And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets. "There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she refuses to miss a night of partying."
Well, that explains why she was pulled over to the side of the road that one time and talking about how the paparazzi were trying to ice her.
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