O I Hope So!!!

Han Solo has been with his lady for quite a while! from SFGate:

Harrison Ford is reportedly set to wed his longtime girlfriend Calista Flockhart, according to reports.

The couple, who have been dating since 2002, became engaged on April 1, 2007, and are now ready to walk down the aisle after reportedly applying for a marriage license in the town of Jackson Hole, Wyo., where they own a home.

New York Post gossip columnist Cindy Adams writes, "Jackson Hole bigmouths swear Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart took blood tests and got licenses so (it) could be they already are, or soon will be, filing joint returns."

Flockhart, 44, has a son, Liam, whom she adopted in 2001, while Ford, 66, has four children -- two adult sons with first wife Mary Marquardt, and a son and daughter from his second marriage to Melissa Mathison.

From TMZ

Rihanna's battered photo

Dee-lite

Groove is in the Heart for your weekend pleasure!

Ellen and Portia to have a baby

Well, Portia's not working or doing jack right now anyway, so why not? From digital spy:

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi are planning to have a baby, it has been claimed.

The couple are said to be undergoing in-vitro fertilisation (IVF) treatment in a bid to have a biological child together, Star reports.

A source told the magazine: "They would love a boy. But would truly be happy with any healthy baby.

"[De Rossi] is prepared to go through [IVF] ten times if she has to. Whatever it takes to get pregnant, she'll do it.

"Ellen and Portia are mad about each other and having a child together will only strengthen their bond."

The source added that Arrested Development star De Rossi has changed her eating habits in the hope of gaining weight before she starts the treatment.

DeGeneres and De Rossi married last year in a ceremony at their Beverly Hills home.

Katy Perry pukes

I know, I know, like you care.....but she hurled instead of kissing a girl. from Holy Moly!

Faux-controversial pop star Katy Perry might have picked up a Brit last night for Best International Female, but the poor lamb yakked her guts up after receiving the award.

She had complained in her acceptance speech that she wasn't feeling very well and, as soon as she got off stage, threw up.

Far be it from us to suggest that this is exactly how every viewer reacted when she got the award. Actually, fuck it - Katy, your vomiting was nothing compared to the tidal wave of spew that crashed towards every TV screen in the country last night. So think on.

Michael Phelps Cleared!

Hurray! Now let him get back to his endorsements, training for the next Olympics and obligated parties, as nature intended.

from Gawker.com:

Swimming champion and amateur bud enthusiast Michael Phelps will not face charges stemming from the infamous bong picture that recently surfaced. Eight of his fellow partygoers, previously arrested for possession, have been cleared.

The Richland County (SC) sheriff who arrested the revelers has said that "we do not believe we have enough evidence to prosecute anyone that was present at the November party." A party during which Phelps and friends got blazed and then some narc took a picture. So justice has been done, except for whoever took that photo.

Sick of this yet?

Chris & Rihanna just need to get over each other so we can go on with other gossip!! From digital spy:

Rex Features

Rihanna has decided to end her relationship with Chris Brown following their alleged altercation last weekend, according to a report.

Brown was arrested on February 8 amid claims that he had turned violent in an argument with the 'Disturbia' singer.

The News Of The World has now suggested that Rihanna considered taking Brown back following the incident, but changed her mind following discussions with her family and close friends.

An insider revealed: "Rihanna really did think that Chris was the love of her life. But when everyone started to question their relationship, she burst into tears and reluctantly agreed that they were right. She just can’t believe it's ended this way."

Brown's father recently insisted that the R&B star is "very remorseful", but warned that there are "two sides to every story".

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

For being such a great Valentine of mine, I'm giving you David Bowie's Rebel Rebel:





and if you're like many people and have to find a job, allow me to offer Billy Squier and the advice of The Stroke cuz a little bribery and ass-kissing can take you far:

Gambit post!

Here's a sneak peek of Gambit in the new X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie. I'm skeptical of Taylor Kitsch being cast as Gambit, he just doesn't seem right. Gambit is supposed to be.....well, sexy. Anyhow, here's a looksie from ONTD:

Blind Item!

Star Magazine
The honeymoon is already over for this newly married duo. When hubby got caught flirting with a delivery girl and dishing out a $100 tip, his misses flipped.

*Spin's guess: Pete and Ass-lee*

Bob Marley makes it all better.

Enjoy! Stir it up

Wanna hear something funny?

I heard this this a.m. on Jack 103.7 fm. It seems the city of Houston's court computers were hit with a virus last Friday. The virus took down the system, they have been closed since then! Could this be a test run for something bigger maybe? No bidness is gettin handled at Houston courts for now! Stay tuned!

Is Chris Brown Done?

from msnbc.com:

LOS ANGELES - New details have emerged over the alleged incident on Sunday morning between Chris Brown and a woman who authorities have not officially identified, but a source tells Access Hollywood is Rihanna.

The source told Access Hollywood that Chris Brown allegedly hit Rihanna with his fists and bit her during the alleged incident, which took place around 12:30 a.m. on Sunday.

Brown, 19, was arrested on Sunday and charged with felony criminal threats. He was released on $50,000 bail.

The Los Angeles Police Department is still investigating the alleged domestic violence felony battery and told Access that additional charges may be filed.

Authorities released information to Access Hollywood that Brown and a woman were arguing in a car in the Hancock Park area of Los Angeles just after midnight on Sunday. Brown reportedly stopped the car, he and the woman got out and the argument escalated. LAPD reports the woman suffered visible injuries.

Following the incident, Brown reportedly left, leaving Rihanna at the scene.

Radar Online reported that a source inside Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where Rihanna was reportedly taken following the incident, said the singer became emotional when two female “assistants” went to visit her at the facility.

“Rihanna was clearly very upset by what had happened and I could hear her screaming,” the source said. “Rihanna was trying to get her point across about something, she sounded like she was crying as she tried to get… her point across.”

Cake- for your entertainment

their cover of I Will Survive which is FULL OF WIN

Outed?

What do you think? Has Jake been pulled out of the closet? found this on gossip rocks and from Ian Halperin:

IUC Exclusive: IUC Investigation Reveals Jake Gyllenhaal Definitely a Flaming Poofter - Relationship with Reese is Toast

In case you hadn’t noticed, I removed the photo of Jake Gyllenhaal today from my list, featuring a photo of one celeb who is not gay.

Does this mean that I’m outing Jake? Is the Pope German?

The worst kept secret in Hollywood is that for almost four years,
Gyllenhaal has been anxious to break out of the celluloid closet. My
old friend Ted Casablanca has posted repeated notorious blind items
about this since 2005, discussing a mysterious celeb who he dubbed
“Toothy Tile,” documenting Gyllenhaal’s baby steps out of the closet,
only to be shoved firmly back in at the insistence of his publicists
and management who advised Jake that it would be career suicide for
him to take the leap.

This has resulted in the increasingly sad spectacle of Jake hitting
the town with a series of beards in the fine old tradition of
Hollywood. Think James Dean and Nathalie Wood. Or, more accurately
Cary Grant and Randolph Scott, who used to publicly hold hands and
gaze longingly into each other’s eyes at the Brown Derby restaurant
in Hollywood, as Toothy Tile was said to have done surreptitiously at
a restaurant with his boyfriend in one of Ted’s earliest blind items.
Unfortunately, Ted’s lawyers at E have put a straitjacket on him,
preventing him from releasing the name of the subject of the world’s
most famous blind item (though Ted refused to confirm this to me when
I had him on IUC for a live chat a couple of weeks ago.)

For a complete archive of Casablanca’s four-year documentation of the increasingly sad Toothy Tile’s revolving closet doors, check out
Toothy Tile - Blogs and Archive.

Fatty Simpleton screws up

from msnbc.com:

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. - A bizarre 38-minute set by opening act Jessica Simpson inadvertently stole the spotlight from headliner Rascal Flatts in a show at the Van Andel Arena.

The Grand Rapids Press said Simpson forgot her lyrics, struggled with her ear monitors, mumbled through songs and fought back tears during Thursday night’s performance.

At one point, the 28-year-old singer-actress asked her backing band to start over on one song, and she forgot the words to another.

“Jessica had an off night,” Cindi Berger, a representative for Simpson, said Friday. “She’s a perfectionist, and wanted to start some of the songs over. She always wants to give her best performance to her fans.”

Simpson apologized to the supportive audience of about 9,000 by mouthing the word “sorry” on two large video screens.

While introducing her last song, Simpson said she sometimes feels like quitting. She appeared to be wiping away tears after finishing the song and walking off the stage.

*Time to quit, dearie. Here's video: http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=ad3eb17c-d18b-407d-a930-a4fabc954afb *

Fear Not!

I have not abandoned you, my dear readers! Had a lot on my plate this week with a funeral and being horribly sick. But I am here now and I give you this blind item as an offering, from holy moly!

which footballer (probably the most famous one in the world) immediately legged it from a recent party in the States after being offered a line of cocaine, because he thought it was a trap by the papers?

*Becks!*

For Good Measure!

from OMG!:

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears has obtained a restraining order against former pal Osama "Sam" Lutfi and one-time boyfriend Adnan Ghalib , court records show.

Attorneys for Spears and her father, who is her legal conservator, received the order Friday. The documents state that Lutfi, Ghalib and attorney Jon Eardley have been trying to gain control of Spears' affairs.

"On the first anniversary of the establishment of the conservatorship, the co-conservators are informed and believe that these three figures are working in concert to disrupt the conservatorship, with an utter disregard for Ms. Spears' health and well being," the documents state.

Lutfi was a manager and friend of Spears, whose mother once accused him of grinding pills into her food to control her. Ghalib, a paparazzo, had dated the singer.

Judge Aviva K. Bobb signed a temporary restraining order Friday forbidding Lutfi, Ghalib and Eardley from having contact with Spears, her parents and her young children. A hearing on whether to extend the order is scheduled for next month.

The documents, released late Friday, claim that Lutfi tried to contact Spears in late December by sending text messages to her hairdresser. The documents state Lutfi later started sending text messages to Spears and one of her father's attorneys, Blair Berk, trying to arrange a meeting.

Spears father, Jamie, wrote in a sworn declaration that he has found Lutfi's phone number in his daughter's phone records.

The documents state that Spears continues to inform Ghalib of her travel "and that he then arranges for paparazzi to meet and film her to his financial benefit," the documents state.

*All this makes me think of is 'Toxic'*

Tony Romo Busted?

from digital spy:

Jessica Simpson's boyfriend Tony Romo has been accused of having an affair with another woman.

The American football player reportedly spent the night with a brunette after inviting friends back to his home while Simpson was away.

"Everyone was talking about it downstairs. The girls were saying it was so wrong and shady of Tony to cheat on Jessica - especially in her place!" a source told Starmagazine.

"I just can't believe he would hook up with another woman at his own girlfriend's house."

The couple started dating in November 2007. Romo has so far refused to respond to the claims.

*It's cuz she's fat and he didn't wanna roll a piggie >.<>

ONTD Broke!

Oh noes!  Here's the most recent post, it seems they hit the maximum allowed comments and well, fall down go BOOM!:

UPDATE
via lj_maintenance:

"I think a wise man once said, "you better check yo'self before you wreck yo'self" or something along those lines. ONTD is great because not only do they provide hours of fun, they also push our application and highlight the pressure points. No, ONTD didn't break LJ, and no they didn't break themselves (well, not really), what they did is point out that "hey! there might be a journal or community that has over 16 million comments! no, really!".

Here's the poop.

Problem: LJ was designed with a 24 bit limitation on number of comments -- in the database and in crucial parts of our commenting code. This may have been done for speed optimization, resource conservation, for the children, whatever. It was done with good intentions and now we have BAAAD intentions because the theoretical limit for a journal's comments is 16,777,216 (2^24). And ONTD just did *that*.

Solution?: Our crack team of crack teamsters is picking through code and releasing the 16 million limit (see here) as well as modifying the databases.

Risk?: We haven't deployed ANY of the new code to the website yet, and we've only started testing the alter statements on one of our secondary databases, but if things continue to test well, there is a SMAAAAALL risk that when we attempt to modify the rest of the databases, LJ could drop bits. All over the floor. But we're really trying to make sure that doesn't happen, and in spite of burr86 and dormando's help (hahaha, got you guys) tupshin, henrylyne, gariev, nicholaskurjan and mhwest will continue to work at getting rabid ONTD fans their due fix. It might be a bumpy weekend."

*so Buddha Obrien won't be posting soon!  I know, I know.....who the hell is that!  the point is, I hope this site gets back up sooon!*