Thursday, May 18, 2006

WHAT is she thinking?!

You HAVE to look at the photo gallery. Is she a lush? Is she trying to kill SPF? Is she just another dumbass celebrity? C'mon, she knows better than to wear huge ass honkin shoes AND draggin jeans! But apparently not! Stupid girl.


The web-enabled stalkerazzi at have just posted a photo gallery of Britney Spears' latest infant-vs-gravity "mishap," a brief near-fumble of Sean Preston, the toddler who seems doomed to be the most perpetually endangered offspring in celebritydom until Lindsay Lohan gives birth to a baby made entirely of cocaine. TMZ describes the scene thusly:
We're told Britney was holding a drink in her right hand and Sean in her left as she maneuvered through a crowd of onlookers. Britney moves through the crowd and then she suddenly trips, the baby's head goes backward and his hat flies off his head. Britney regained her balance and the baby seemed ok.
Quite frankly, all of the chatter about Spears' seemingly insufficient parenting skills--based on an isolated incident in which she asked her son to drive a getaway car and an equally isolated incident in which the baby was the victim of a tragic high-chair malfunction--is overblown. As the photos demonstrate, she's learned from her minor hiccups of responsibility and contracted the needed back-up, hiring a full-time (and handsomely mustachioed, we might add) infant-impact prevention specialist to trail her at all times. (courtesy

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