Thursday, August 17, 2006

Speaking of Firecrotch....


from IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:

Lindsay Lohan has been forbidden from attending Justin Timberlake's showcase for his new album FutureSex/LoveSounds at the House Of Blues in Los Angeles on Saturday because his advisers believe she'll show up and act like Lindsay Lohan. The Sun reports:

The layabout actress got her people to put the call in for tickets expecting the usual access-all-areas pass and an audience with Mr Timberlake. But Justin's advisers told him they don't want his name associated with the teen queen of bubblegum and bad news. A source said: "Justin's gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music. "The last thing his label want is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album. He has a lot riding on his big comeback and he doesn't need any distractions. His people reckon any association with socialite liggers like Lindsay are bad for his image and career."

If you had to guess what the word "ligger" meant, you'd probably assume it was bad. Turns out, you'd be right. "Bad" as in any scenario that would involve Lindsay Lohan out in public around an open bar. It would really be hard for Justin to concentrate on pretending he's Michael Jackson when the drunk Lindsay jumps on stage and starts singing into his backup dancer's penis.

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