*Points & Laughs*

The crash test dummy got CAUGHT!

Oh this is sooo funny! Like we didn't know!!! Rehab, Schmehab!!! Somebody call White Oprah STAT!!!

off of MSN.com:

Lindsay Lohan Booked on Suspicion of DUI

May 27, 3:12 AM EST

Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday after her convertible struck a curb, and investigators found what they believe is cocaine at the scene, police said.

Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said. It appeared the actress was speeding, Lt. Mitch McCann said at an afternoon news conference.

Officers at the scene found a "usable amount" of a drug tentatively identified as cocaine, McCann said. He declined to say where the drug was found other than to say Lohan was not carrying it.

Lohan, who spent time at a rehabilitation center earlier this year, was driven in another car to a hospital for treatment of minor injuries, McCann said. The two other people in her car were not hurt.

Officers received a 911 call about the accident and arrested Lohan at the hospital for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, McCann said.
She was released from custody because she was admitted to the hospital, police said.

McCann declined to comment on Lohan's blood-alcohol level. He said the case will be presented to the District Attorney's Office where the actress could face more charges, including felonies. Her tentative arraignment date is Aug. 24.

The crash was Lohan's third accident in about two years. In October 2005, Lohan and a passenger received minor injuries when her convertible hit a van in West Hollywood.

Authorities said the van driver, who also received minor injuries, was at fault.

UPDATE off of TMZ.com (you know they are eating this up like free pie on tuesdays):

Two hours after she left Les Deux, cops responded to a 911 call reporting a one car hit and run and Foothill and Sunset Blvds in Beverly Hills. Cops say Lindsay was driving her Mercedes and lost control and went up on on a curb.

Cops say they arrested her at Century City Hospital where she had been taken by friends after the accident. They're waiting for results of blood tests to determine just what substances she had in her system. One thing the cops do know... more charges could be filed in this case.

Poor Linds. She's in a heap of trouble. Fleeing the scene of an accident, coke allegedly found in her car and a possible DUI- and she's under 21 to boot.

UPDATE off of Splash News Online:

Things for Lindsay Lohan went from bad to worse after her DUI accident but I think the best way to describe her situation now is “f*cked.”

...remember that big 21st birthday party sponsored by Svedka Vodka Lindsay was going to have in Las Vegas? Well, it looks like Svedka, very smartly, has pulled out of sponsoring the party! I guess Lindsay doesn’t fit the description of a responsible drinker and partier.

Final Rinse: WTF? ANYBODY else caught with coke on them is guaranteed a trip straight to jail. Why was this bitch only cited? She needs to go to jail!

off of Bossip:

Two weeks ago, Eve was arrested in Hollyweird for a DUI and went directly to jail. Well, early Saturday morning, Hollyweird coke whore Lindsay Lohan was “cited” for a DUI and for having cocaine in the car. She crashed her whip while coked up, drunk, and angry after getting into a fight with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson. She was arrested at the hospital and given a get out of jail free card, a citation. DUI and coke and she gets a “ticket”?

The coked up Lohan was caught on video by Splash News running from the scene of the crash, likely getting rid of her coke stash before “one-time” (police) arrived to the scene.

Lock the b*tch up! Click here to read about the historic get out of jail free card she was given.