SOOO Funny!

And shows how everyone knows how full of shit Pari$ is....for instance, this off of celebslam, pointing out how she lies, even to Larry King:

Larry King: Have you ever been addicted to drugs?

Paris Hilton: No

Larry: Taken drugs?

Paris: No

Larry: Never taken drugs?

Paris: Uh-Uh

I guess when you lie all the time, it just seems natural after a while....or it's just too hard to keep track of it all

and this, apparently filmed in a coffeehouse in the Netherlands...