Happy Monday Syclers!

Are you doing well?  Here's Weird Al making fun of Lady Gaga, which is quite funny.  Don't get your panties in a bunch, he used to make fun of Micheal Jackson and Madonna too, who both found him hilarious:



Lights
Britney Spears kicks off her Femme Fatale tour


Herpes carrying A list celeb has settled for a little over $5 million....still no idea who it is

All you have to do, Gwyneth, is get rid of the Wii.  Get it out of the house.

Darks
Jackass star Ryan Dunn, who you probably remember for shoving a toy car up his rectum, has died

Seems Frank Sinatra had a dick side.  Who knew?

Goldie Hawn trashed as a bad mother by ex

Needs Bleach
Katie Holmes is just too thin

Nick Lachey wants to have babies with Vanessa.  U mad, Jessica?

See celebs' before and after plastic surgery pics

Your chance to catch Paris Herpes!

...if you live near Toronto, anyway!!!

off of TMZ.com:

Sorry, she's not auditioning for roles in the sequel to "1 Night in Paris" -- but Hilton's new horror/musical move, "Repo! The Genetic Opera" (actual title) could use a few warm bodies.

The film's director, Darren Lynn Bousman of "Saw" fame, posted a casting call on his MySpace page, saying they need about 200 extras for an opera scene. Paris will be on set -- and *brace yourselves* possibly singing -- with extras expected to perform the 8-hour day for no pay. Free lunch included. Oh yeah, and you gotta live near Toronto.

The film is a musical about organ financing after an epidemic of organ failures. Weird premise, but it's gotta at least be better than "House of Wax." Or not.