Wednesday, August 13, 2008

This is PERFECT!

And only Lainey can tell it:

Love me some low classy sex dramz.

So Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up at 16, engaged shortly thereafter. His name? Casey. Three years her senior, lays pipes for a living, enjoys rolling around on a tractor with a shotgun…oh yeah and f*cking some other twat on the side.

Of course the twat on the side is now telling selling her story to a tabloid.

Her name is Kelli. Kelli reveals in an exclusive interview with bottom feeding rag In Touch that Casey was still nailing her when Jamie Lynn was pregnant. They met a couple of years ago because, as you can see, Kelli is some classy sh*t and Casey couldn’t resist:

“He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.”


He and Jamie Lynn were already dating. Still…Kelli and Casey’s relationship consisted only of a few “random” snogs until Jamie Lynn announced her pregnancy. Then it graduated to, as she puts it, the “hot and heavy.”

But Kelli has values. And as JL’s belly started swelling, Kelli said “It just didn’t feel right. He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.” But not before one last goodbang in March.

Nowadays? They just “kiss occasionally” and see each other once a week.

So here’s the question: did Jamie Lynn keep her baby to keep her man?

We’ll have to wait til the next installment of the Trailer Park Chronicles to find out.

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