Hey Syclers! Sad News. Davy Jones from the Monkees has died. You need to know the awesomeness of the Monkees. Get off of my lawn.
OMG it's the End of the World: Is Snooki pregnant?
Ben Affleck And Jen Garner give their son a sane and sensible name
Paris Jackson says Sony faked her father's voice
Here's pictures of Rachel Zoe and her son Skylar
Run for your life, the End is really here: Bristol Palin gets her own reality TV show.
Back at ya later, Syclers!
Showing posts with label Rachel Zoe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rachel Zoe. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Spin Sycle Weekend Edition
Hey Syclers! Keeping busy?
Eddie Long's wife (you remember him, yet another preacher who was accused by several young men of coerced sex) filed for divorce, then removed then petition....now she's filed for divorce again. Get a score card, this will be messy.
Seriously, where did the love go in R&B music?
Teen mom Farrah Abraham really needs to shut her mouth. Oh fuck it, let the Kardashian media machine squash her.
HA HA Ex Mrs. Charlie Sheen Brooke Mueller busted for Columbian marching powder possession
Beyonce wants you to know that she really is pregnant, fuck the haters
The Kardashian Media Machine wants you to know that they want to be taken seriously - KHLOE SMASH
Rachel Zoe wants to reproduce again
Here's Chris Lake's Sundown:
Eddie Long's wife (you remember him, yet another preacher who was accused by several young men of coerced sex) filed for divorce, then removed then petition....now she's filed for divorce again. Get a score card, this will be messy.
Seriously, where did the love go in R&B music?
Teen mom Farrah Abraham really needs to shut her mouth. Oh fuck it, let the Kardashian media machine squash her.
HA HA Ex Mrs. Charlie Sheen Brooke Mueller busted for Columbian marching powder possession
Beyonce wants you to know that she really is pregnant, fuck the haters
The Kardashian Media Machine wants you to know that they want to be taken seriously - KHLOE SMASH
Rachel Zoe wants to reproduce again
Here's Chris Lake's Sundown:
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Spin Sycle for Friday, November 18 2011
Hey Syclers! Sorry for disappearing, a very dear friend was ill. What's going on?
To no one's surprise and which was highly predictable, Demi and Ashton are officially divorcing.
Rachel Zoe's baby is terribly fashionable
Kris Humphries telling Kim K's secrets (like a fake butt)?
Tory Spelling's udders accidentally get posted online
To no one's surprise and which was highly predictable, Demi and Ashton are officially divorcing.
SOLVED!
[BlindGossip] Don’t believe for one second that this couple has reconciled. Their open relationship has come back to bite them both in the butt. No, he’s not the only who cheated. Although the two agreed early on that straying outside the marital bed with “strangers” was acceptable, guess who two-timed her soon-to-be-ex hubby with one of his longtime friends? Hubby is so upset about this that he’s taken off his wedding ring but pretends to go to counseling to try to work things out. Wifey, on the other hand, while publicly maintaining that the couple is going to work things out, spends more time plotting image-saving strategies with her ex and her publicist. Hubby and Wifey are both a couple of liars. They are as likely to get back together as they are to win the marriage state championship.
Rachel Zoe's baby is terribly fashionable
Kris Humphries telling Kim K's secrets (like a fake butt)?
Tory Spelling's udders accidentally get posted online
Thursday, March 24, 2011
The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011
What's up Syclers!! What's in the wash?
Lights
Rachel Zoe gave birth to a son! How does a skinny stick push out a watermelon?
Whoopi Goldberg was stoned when she won her oscar
Chris Evans gets built up hawt for Captain America
Darks
Liz Taylor laid to rest near her friend Michael Jackson
Hugh Hefner's fiancee caught cheating?
Needs Bleach
Only in Texas: Poledancing for Jesus. would you go to church for the ta tas?
Delicates
BuzzFoto – After years of being the face for a hit label, this musician (once A list, now slipping to C list) was given an ultimatum by her label. Either come up with a scandal that will bring her more record sales or they would come up with one for her and release n*de pics of her when she was younger. *Spin's guess - Jennifer Lopez*
Lights
Rachel Zoe gave birth to a son! How does a skinny stick push out a watermelon?
Whoopi Goldberg was stoned when she won her oscar
Chris Evans gets built up hawt for Captain America
Darks
Liz Taylor laid to rest near her friend Michael Jackson
Hugh Hefner's fiancee caught cheating?
Needs Bleach
Only in Texas: Poledancing for Jesus. would you go to church for the ta tas?
Delicates
BuzzFoto – After years of being the face for a hit label, this musician (once A list, now slipping to C list) was given an ultimatum by her label. Either come up with a scandal that will bring her more record sales or they would come up with one for her and release n*de pics of her when she was younger. *Spin's guess - Jennifer Lopez*
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 5 2010
PETA is useless, the laughing puppy flinging girl shall go unpunished
Die Hard 5 is going to happen
Charlie Sheen's daughter got married. Yeah, I didn't know he had one old enough for that either.
Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe is pregnant? Where does that stick carry it?
Amy Winehouse claims she's clean.....so when is that next album coming out?
Per the Panache report, there will be a Blade 4 but without Wesley Snipes
James Franco in drag. Seriously, you have to see this.
Die Hard 5 is going to happen
Charlie Sheen's daughter got married. Yeah, I didn't know he had one old enough for that either.
Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe is pregnant? Where does that stick carry it?
Amy Winehouse claims she's clean.....so when is that next album coming out?
Per the Panache report, there will be a Blade 4 but without Wesley Snipes
James Franco in drag. Seriously, you have to see this.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Rachel Zoe post!!
I know there are other ppl out there who watch the Rachel Zoe project....it seems Rach fired Taylor!! Taylor was a huge bitch who had an unjustifiable sense of entitlement anyways.....no wonder that show is potty, barely on. Found this on gossiprocks.com:
People is saying that Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe's right hand bitch Taylor Jacobsen was pink-slipped this morning for reasons unknown.
Taylor had this to say on her Twitter page: “Today is an end of an era and a beginning of a new professional chapter. Looking forward to what the future brings…!!!”
Chupa issued this statement: "I lit-ter-ally DIED. Like I'm lit-ter-ally like dead buh-nanas. Like lit-ter-ally I'm dead. Like my heart lit-ter-ally shut it down. It's buh-nanas."
Oh, I'm going to miss that mega bitch Taylor. First of all, nobody can unpack a box like she can (that's a good quality in a person). Second of all, Taylor was the only real bitch around those parts. She rolled threw "fuck that shit" looks at just the right moments and always said exactly what was dancing on my tongue. For example, when Brad was queefing sequins about dressing Anne Hathaway on stage at the Oscars, Taylor said that she'd rather die than do that shit. EXACTLY. Taylor is way too good to be wasting her acts of bitchery on Chupa.
Chupa Fired Taylor! | Dlisted
People is saying that Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe's right hand bitch Taylor Jacobsen was pink-slipped this morning for reasons unknown.
Taylor had this to say on her Twitter page: “Today is an end of an era and a beginning of a new professional chapter. Looking forward to what the future brings…!!!”
Chupa issued this statement: "I lit-ter-ally DIED. Like I'm lit-ter-ally like dead buh-nanas. Like lit-ter-ally I'm dead. Like my heart lit-ter-ally shut it down. It's buh-nanas."
Oh, I'm going to miss that mega bitch Taylor. First of all, nobody can unpack a box like she can (that's a good quality in a person). Second of all, Taylor was the only real bitch around those parts. She rolled threw "fuck that shit" looks at just the right moments and always said exactly what was dancing on my tongue. For example, when Brad was queefing sequins about dressing Anne Hathaway on stage at the Oscars, Taylor said that she'd rather die than do that shit. EXACTLY. Taylor is way too good to be wasting her acts of bitchery on Chupa.
Chupa Fired Taylor! | Dlisted
Thursday, February 26, 2009
I know....
I said I was gonna take time off, but I found tidbits for you! I'm really tired and beatup tho....This is how it feels to have hypothyroidism: It's like an achy, awful hangover that no amount of sleep can cure and you just can't shake it.
On the other hand, we have the styling skeleton, Rachel Zoe, who seems to be getting hit hard with the economy! What, celebs are trying to dress themselves? Maybe they are just sick of being associated with a bag of bones. From A socialite's life:
A spy at the pre-Oscar Weinstein Co./Valentino party told Page Six that they spotted Rachel Zoe "flipping out over the phone and screaming at the top of her lungs" at L.A.'s Andaz Hotel.
Rumor has it that the nutrition-deficient stylist is super stressed because her new status as a budding reality star is reportedly "interfering with her styling work."
Reportedly, Rachel lost Debra Messing as a client as a result. However, the Bravo star's publicist denies that Cameron Diaz dropped Zoe as her stylist. "Despite anything else she does, [Rachel] is a stylist first and foremost. She's still holding people's trains and sewing them into their dress. That's her priority."
As well it should be. These celebrities certainly can't make themselves look skeletal all by themselves.
On the other hand, we have the styling skeleton, Rachel Zoe, who seems to be getting hit hard with the economy! What, celebs are trying to dress themselves? Maybe they are just sick of being associated with a bag of bones. From A socialite's life:
A spy at the pre-Oscar Weinstein Co./Valentino party told Page Six that they spotted Rachel Zoe "flipping out over the phone and screaming at the top of her lungs" at L.A.'s Andaz Hotel.
Rumor has it that the nutrition-deficient stylist is super stressed because her new status as a budding reality star is reportedly "interfering with her styling work."
Reportedly, Rachel lost Debra Messing as a client as a result. However, the Bravo star's publicist denies that Cameron Diaz dropped Zoe as her stylist. "Despite anything else she does, [Rachel] is a stylist first and foremost. She's still holding people's trains and sewing them into their dress. That's her priority."
As well it should be. These celebrities certainly can't make themselves look skeletal all by themselves.
Monday, December 8, 2008
BONES ARE NOT PRETTY
I think I need to repeat that....BONES ARE NOT PRETTY.....Bones are not supposed to poke out of your chest. I'm starting the Toss Rachel a Cheeseburger Fund. I'll force feed it to her and you can hold her down. Oh what the hell, I could hold her down with a knee and do it. DO NOT WANT.
In this snippet, we can see her slipping the only nutrient she has for a day, a grain of rice.
but then she probably spit it out, thinking it would make her fat. Are we supposed to actually believe her when she says she doesn't supply clients with diet drugs or clem? Really Rachel?
Goddamm, after looking at that, I need a cheeseburger smothered in gravy with a hit of cheesecake and pie. Mmmmmm.
In this snippet, we can see her slipping the only nutrient she has for a day, a grain of rice.
but then she probably spit it out, thinking it would make her fat. Are we supposed to actually believe her when she says she doesn't supply clients with diet drugs or clem? Really Rachel?
Goddamm, after looking at that, I need a cheeseburger smothered in gravy with a hit of cheesecake and pie. Mmmmmm.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
The Rachel Zoe Project
So, I did what I told myself I would never do, I watched the Rachel Zoe Project on Bravo. Mainly, I watched it because I was bored out of my skull but I did have a morbid curiosity about it. Maybe there was some fashion insight I could gain from her, not that I'm the most stylish person who ever walked the earth.
Somehow watching it, I got the sense that this is the kind of person that women in ancient Rome used for styling. Women who were of the elite, the upper crust that could only be imagined and envied by everyone else. At least, Rachel looks like she may have been around that long. Cheap shot, I know.
Anyhow, the first thing that strikes me watching this program is that the woman does not SHUT UP. Even with her own husband, her mouth just goes and goes and no one can get a word in. What is especially annoying are the phrases she uses, "It's like..." "It's like I was thinking...." and it all revolves around Rachel. I almost wonder how she is with clients, if she's so self indulgent with them.
The other thing that strikes the viewer right in the face is her obsession with '70's vintage couture. Yuck. Maybe there is something waaay deep in the bottoms of the leftovers that might be interesting but the 70's were bad enough the first time around.....
Yes, it's impressive all the people she knows, all the people she styles, all the designers she hangs out with. But somehow it is all so boring. I actually appreciate my my boring desk job and my terrible plain fashion. I would mind doing AP or AR for her but the rest just seems so mundane.
Maybe as I've gotten older I've become immune to such glitter and eyeliner. I don't know. I can see only watching a few episodes before writing it off as yet one more lame reality attempt at trying to capture someone's attention. I'm not sure if they are trying to convince people that they might be able to aspire to her achievements if they went to community college as a fashion merchandising major....or if they should just throw the money out of a window and hope for the best. I can't quite list it as a guilty pleasure and yet there is an odd fascination. I suppose I shall watch until I get bored with it. I'm sure it wont' take long.
What would be entertaining would be for Tyra and Rachel to co-host a show together.....That could be interesting if done in a cage match style! I'd be hooked! Rachel, throwing Oscar De La Renta bracelets to fend off Tyra's lizard rage hair attacks!
Somehow watching it, I got the sense that this is the kind of person that women in ancient Rome used for styling. Women who were of the elite, the upper crust that could only be imagined and envied by everyone else. At least, Rachel looks like she may have been around that long. Cheap shot, I know.
Anyhow, the first thing that strikes me watching this program is that the woman does not SHUT UP. Even with her own husband, her mouth just goes and goes and no one can get a word in. What is especially annoying are the phrases she uses, "It's like..." "It's like I was thinking...." and it all revolves around Rachel. I almost wonder how she is with clients, if she's so self indulgent with them.
The other thing that strikes the viewer right in the face is her obsession with '70's vintage couture. Yuck. Maybe there is something waaay deep in the bottoms of the leftovers that might be interesting but the 70's were bad enough the first time around.....
Yes, it's impressive all the people she knows, all the people she styles, all the designers she hangs out with. But somehow it is all so boring. I actually appreciate my my boring desk job and my terrible plain fashion. I would mind doing AP or AR for her but the rest just seems so mundane.
Maybe as I've gotten older I've become immune to such glitter and eyeliner. I don't know. I can see only watching a few episodes before writing it off as yet one more lame reality attempt at trying to capture someone's attention. I'm not sure if they are trying to convince people that they might be able to aspire to her achievements if they went to community college as a fashion merchandising major....or if they should just throw the money out of a window and hope for the best. I can't quite list it as a guilty pleasure and yet there is an odd fascination. I suppose I shall watch until I get bored with it. I'm sure it wont' take long.
What would be entertaining would be for Tyra and Rachel to co-host a show together.....That could be interesting if done in a cage match style! I'd be hooked! Rachel, throwing Oscar De La Renta bracelets to fend off Tyra's lizard rage hair attacks!
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