Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Enjoy your weekend!

The History Channel will not be airing their miniseries about the Kennedys after all.  Katie Holmes was a lousy choice to play Jackie Kennedy anyway.  Ha Ha.  Remember when the History Channel actually ran shows about history?

The Kardashian sisters are getting sued (ha ha)  for their rip off scam of a credit card  
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In the No1Curr category, "Sarah Palin's Alaska" has not been renewed for another season.  Because No1curr.  Ha ha.

It's good to know that the girls of Teen Mom are using the money they make from the show for substantial, worthy investments.  You know, like boob jobs

This is worthy of spelling out:  Shut the Fuck Up, Cameron Diaz

UPDATE:  I have a personal theory that maybe the guy who shot Rep. Giffords of Arizona did it to try to impress someone.....you know, like the guy who shot Reagan did it to try to impress Jodie Foster because somehow I get the vibe that this guy has never been laid in his life.



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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Spin Offs for June 15 2010

Al Gore is separated because he was dipping his leaf into another pond.  I need brain bleach.

Charlie Sheen is almost a free man who can rent hooker cheerleaders again!

How much did Sarah Palin pay Levin Johnston to get back together with her daughter?

Enjoy this version of California Gurls:

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Shizzle in the Hizzle?



I'm not one to post political thingies here but this gossip with political lacings was a little too juicy to pass up about Sarah Palin's family. from Gawker.com:

Please let this be true. According to a barely literate MySpace message, Sarah Palin is snubbing the family of Levi Johnston, the jock who knocked up Bristol, because they're "white trash." (Not that we'd disagree.)

The message was supposedly left by Mercede Johnston, Levi's 18-year-old sister, on the page of Mellissa Wilfong, a former Wasilla resident who now lives in Florida, to tell her about an upcoming trip to Orlando. As an aside, she notes that she and her mom (that would be Sherry, the one who was busted for dealing OxyContin) aren't allowed to visit Bristol and Levi's love child.

For those who have trouble reading the prose of this fine product of the Wasilla school system, here's a translation:

Levi is in a bit of a haze right now... Umm, I'm not allowed to see my nephew and my mom isn't either. We aren't Palins so therefore we are white trash and Bristol doesn't want her baby around us. So mom and I are really upset over it. I just hope Levi pulls his head out of his butt and lets us see our nephew and her grandbaby.

It's not just the utter inability to spell that makes us think this is the real Mercede. Her MySpace page (which is set to private) has been the source of other fun Palin family revelations. In happier days, i.e. last year, Mercede visited the Palin household soon after Sarah's magical baby Trigg was born (see above). And Wilfong appears to be in the Palin orbit as well. Last September, while everyone was claiming that Trigg was actually Bristol's baby, she piped up on Fox News' web site to tell everyone to shut up, note that her sons used to attend school with Bristol, and that she wouldn't be voting for her former Mayor. (Smart lady.)