Weekend Edition Spin Sycle

hey Syclers, what's up?



Here's the real reason that Brooke Mueller lost custody of her babies with Charlie Sheen

Jeff Hanneman killed by a spider.

Lindsay Lohan in rehab, how long will this last?

and here's a blind item for you:

[Blind Gossip] So there’s a rumor going around that they are planning a wedding. We have just two words to describe this:

Holy. Sh*t.

You know that every event in this family’s life is plotted and planned and choreographed and filmed and packaged and sold, right? There is absolutely nothing spontaneous about any major life event. To even think that the family would not plan and capitalize on the engagement process is ridiculous.

After all, engagements are all about romance and rings and proposals and announcements and parties and publicity and endorsements! The family has absolutely no interest in skipping over that major life event and going straight to a wedding with no gifts and no press and no camera crews and no hoopla.

We found out that someone has gone way off the reservation, and the family is frantic! There are lots of negotiations and contract renegotiations and arguments and attempts at manipulation and blackmail going on right now. The family’s attempts to contain and control the source are actually backfiring on them. It’s quite the mess, and if all the parties can’t start playing nice together, this fake marriage is going to be an even bigger fiasco than the last one.

Couple:

Family:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, hope everything is going well for you and that you are enjoying life!!

Ron Jeremy is ready to get back to boning

Lindsay Lohan is desperate for $$$, PitBull is still ugly

Lourdes Leon is developing her own mind, doesn't want to do what mom Madonna wants.

Kim Kardashian is a fucking liar.  Know how I know?  Her mouth opens.
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Just in time for the Oscars, here's what's in the $45k SWAG bags.  Do you know what I could do with $45,000.00?

[Blind Gossip] Either this celebrity couple either needs to work on their communication skills or they are mixing things up in a lab.

Allow us to explain. She wants to be pregnant. She wants it badly. She can’t wait to have kids with him. Specifically, she wants a girl (She has enough blue in her life, and wants a little pink to balance it out). She has been buying pregnancy tests and looking at cute girlie baby clothes and telling friends that she’s had several false alarms, but no luck just yet.

Umm… did her SO forget to tell her something? He may have “forgotten” to tell her that she may be doing a lot of guessing and planning and worrying for nothing. Why? Because he got a vasectomy after his last marriage!

Of course, there are other possibilities. He may have had the procedure reversed. Or, he may have put a little some some in the bank before the snip snip, and they are now tapping into that reserve in order to procreate. Or, they are relying on donor sperm.

We’ll know soon enough, because she is undergoing fertility treatments right now (even though she is not old), and “plans” on announcing a pregnancy before the summer starts.

OK first off, is LeAnn Rimes looking puffy these days?  Second, you do not have to be "OLD" to need fertility treatments.  There are plenty of women in their twenties with low ovarian reserve and the ovaries of a 50 year old, who have to have fertility treatments to have a baby.  SO sick of the ignorance of fertility.  EDUCATE YOURSELVES.

Here's some Cazette to enjoy over the weekend:

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 17 2013

Wow, 2013.  Where's my flying car and robot maid?

Jeremy Renner is going to be a father and I AM JEALOUS AS HELL

Lindsay Lohan is for hire?

Just when I think I cannot love you any more, Bradley Cooper, you do something like this

Elton John is a father again

Kim Kardashian does not know of which she speaks.  Trying for three or four months with no luck does not a fertility problem make.  I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE INFERTILITY YOU LYING HAG

Spin Sycle for December 4th 2012

Hey Syclers!! Hope the holidays are treating you well!  I'm back for a moment

Prince William and Duchess Kate are expecting their first child.  She has severe nausea and is in a London hospital for treatment

Supposedly Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are actually going to get married this time

The IRS has seized Lindsay Lohan's bank accounts.

Kim Kardashian = herpes, as if you didn't know that

Get your Game of Thrones fix here (March, Syclers!)

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

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Great, Taylor Swift will be making another crappy song about a breakup

Lindsay Lohan's publicist finally walked away from the crazy

Funny, I thought Jessica Simpson's parents were already divorced

Why, Adam Corolla, Why???

Here's a lovely Blind Item for you:

[Blind Gossip] She is pregnant! No, they haven’t announced it yet. She looks great, but she isn’t showing.

No, we don’t know if she got pregnant before or after. The timing is interesting, though. Just a few months ago, he told his friends thatalthough they got along, he really didn’t see her as the girl he wanted to marry.

Did she know that? His friends think she did… and planned the pregnancy to force the marriage issue. They think she knows how important family is to them, and that this was all a grand manipulation on her part. If not for the pregnancy, they think he would have made a different choice.

In any case, it’s a good thing that they both love kids. Their first one will arrive the middle of next year.

Enjoy 2NE1  with I love you:

Spin Sycle for Monday October 22 2012

Hey Syclers!  Coffee is brewing, let's get on the gossip!!

In case you have not heard, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married in Italy!  Start your pools as to how long you think this will last.

Will Lindsay Lohan end up under a conservatorship?  I hope it would be under a third party and not one of her useless parents.

Fake relationship is fake, will Kanye troll us all and marry Kim Kardashian?

According to Sandra Rose and the Panache report, Rihanna might be having Chris Brown's baby.  An Announcement to be made soon?  Now I know I said I put a ban on these two, but this is pretty huge if it's true.

Adele gave birth to a boy

Blue Ivy cannot be trademarked.

NEWS FLASH: Kristen Stewart actually smiles

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Here is the funkiest song that ever did funk:

Spin Sycle for Friday, October 12 2012

How you doing, Syclers??  Looking forward to the weekend?

Why is Ben Affleck still emailing Jennifer Lopez?

Lohan trainwreck is a trainwreck.

Nelly, don't bring that sh*t to Texas

Uma Thurman doing porn?

Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina is engaged.  wtf.

Blind item reveal!!

SOLVED!

BuzzFoto – These two exes who recently started talking again secretly after about 6-7 years of silence, are still playing emotional games with one another.

They both have others in their lives, and their successes mirror one another’s, but because the male was hurt by the breakup, he purposely waits weeks in between responding back to her emails and phone calls. Our source says he is either scared or trying to see how much power he has over her. We think it’s just a little silly and immature.

We’re not sure what the recent contact is all about for the two, but we hope it means teaming up professionally again. The two could be unstoppable!

No one from the Jennifer Aniston situation.

SOLVED!

It’s Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake! Source: BuzzFoto

Awww! Weren’t they the cutest couple ever? A lot has transpired since this photo was taken: Marriages, divorces, children, concert tours, albums, films, dicks in boxes, breakdowns, and comebacks.

Both are now engaged to other people. Britney is engaged to her former agent, Jason Trawick. Justin is engaged to actress Jessica Biel

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, May 30 2012

Hey Syclers!!!

Witchblade is coming back!!

I forgot that Tori Spelling was still pregnant

Have you watched the Hatfields and McCoys?  It's not too bad

Lindsay Lohan looks like crap for all the $$ she spent tanning

Jessica Biel thinks nothing will change after the ceremony. ok then

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, March 27 2012

Hey Syclers, what's up?  Having a good week so far?



Nicki Minaj and Madonna kiss.  Next.

Seems Madonna made DeadMau5 mad at some festival.  Look at all the fucks given. Oh yeah, raves have been around for forever, like the early 80's, along with X.  Deal with it.

I am so sick of all this Lindsay Lohan crap.  Is she paying people so she can stay relevant?

Uma Thurman is still pregnant

Blind Item:
“This action star has been labeled a huge pain to work with and known for throwing temper tantrums on set. When directors push him to portray something other than a hardnosed hero, he will argue and whine before stomping off to his trailer where he will refuse to come out until the director apologizes.” [Hollywood Dame]

Spin's guess:  Bruce Willis

Listen to Best Coast's new single, you'll want it for summer:

Spin Sycle for Monday March 5 2012

Hey Syclers, how are you holding up?  Ready for another week?

It seems Madonna's boytoy has proposed to her.  What possible advantage could it give her to marry him? I mean, he could gain a LOT, but her?  Maybe it's time to kick his ass to the curb

Rush the Mouth is losing advertisers.  TROLLLOLOLOL

So, was Lindsay Lohan any good at being on SNL?

If idiots are going to be like this on the Net, then they should have the computers and cellphones taken away.  Get some maturity.

Kirk Cameron still deserves to be made an object of ridicule

Run for your life, Lady Gaga wants to have a baby

Angelina Jolie rejects Salt 2 script

Enjoy Michael Franti and Spearhead with "Say Hey (I Love You)"

Spin Sycle Weekend!

What's up Syclers?  Here's a blind item to get you going:

[Lainey Gossip] Would you still love him if you knew that he stomps around the set, holding up production, when his tea is brought to him at not the right temperature?  Would you still love him if you found out he delayed filming, and an entire crew, for several hours, because he had to have hislunch from a place that was off site so they had to drive there to get it and come back, only it was missing an ingredient and he sent it back? Would you still love him if he refused to report to set after visiting wardrobe and found out someone else had been joking around with his hat and he insisted it wasn’t sitting right on his head anymore?


*Spin's guess: Robert Downey Jr.*


This translates as "I got more $ for blow"


I guess 4th time's a charm?  With shaved head and all


Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, Khloe and Lamar are coming to Dallas.  KHLOE SMASH


Wait, I'm confused.  First Mitch Winehouse wants Lady Gaga to play Amy in a biopic then says there will never be a movie about Amy.  Which is it?


Ashton's StepDaughters hate him now for lying

Vivien Leigh was a modern woman

Enjoy this video; Heinz Automato 2:

Spin Sycle for Monday, November 7 2011

What's happening Syclers?

CONRAD MURRAY FOUND GUILTY OF INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER OF MICHEAL JACKSON

I can't with Lindsay Lohan.  I just can't.  Wake me when she's died.

Some bitch is going to try to strongarm Justin Bieber into being a father.  Teen girls really are monsters (she was a teen when she claims she got pregnant by JB).

Is Kim K trying to save her PR stunt because E! might cancel her show otherwise?  You decide

Ashlee Simpson has nothing else going on in her life, gets her sister Jessica to launch a clothing line with her.

Lindsay can't even get being naked right, has to redo her photo shoot

But did it knock any sense into her?

Paula Abdul hallucinates

Jennifer Garner wears something hideous.  

Are Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock finally getting together?  I would totally cosign that

and finally, a blind item reveal for you:

August 27, 2007,

About two years ago, this A list director known almost as much for the number of women he f**ks as for his directing, decided to keep an electronic journal/blackbook of the woman he had been with, wanted to be with and only heard about. It included their names, reputation, if they were good in bed, if they were bi, if they would have sex to get a role, anything and everything was included. One day he shared his journal with another A list director friend who also has a reputation and that director started adding all of his info as well and where the women overlapped, both reports were included. The two directors decided they wanted to be able to share their information with friends, other directors, and producers and so created an invitation only blog which now has several hundred entries and has been updated as recently as last week. It's like a wiki sex book but these two directors are the only ones who can edit the information or add anything. The only reports that are added are those of the 15 or so people who have access to the site and have had first hand knowledge of the women. No secondhand or rumors are allowed. No actors are allowed access to the site, and no married men either. If one of the 15 gets married or starts living with someone, the password is changed.

Brett Ratner/Michael Bay

Spin Sycle for Thursday October 20 2011

Hey Syclers! Let's see what's going on

I AM SO SICK OF LINDSAY LOHAN BS!!!!  Aren't you?  

The French First Lady gave birth to a daughter.

Here's FreeSol with Justin Timberlake

ScarJo is dating Joseph Gordon Levitt?

Rihanna's new song We Found Love

The Spin Sycle for Wednesday, July 27 2011

What's up, Syclers?  Here's what's going on!

Jess James and Kat Von D are no longer together.  Surprised?  Maybe it turned into a battle of the egos and she wasn't willing to just do whatever he wanted

A new Amy Winehouse album to be released from her demos?  Good idea or not?  Her family and friends said goodbye  at her funeral, she was then cremated to join her grandmother

Nothing good can come out of two has-beens (Lindsay and Pari$) hanging out together again, desperate for attention

James Franco to go back to General Hospital

Gene Simmons finally proposes to Shannon Tweed

Ghost rider 2 is going to happen, Nick Cage to play two roles in in

Spin Sycle for Tuesday May 10

Hey Syclers!  What's going on?

Lights
Bristol Palin got her own reality TV show. Gross. Will you be watching?

Mel Gibson's new movie The Beaver bombed hard at the box office.  I don't plan to see it either.


Lindsay Lohan expected to spend about 14 days in jail for necklace theft   


Darks
Whitney Houston is in rehab

Kelly Brook suffered a miscarriage.  I cannot imagine her pain.  Horrible.

Chelsea Handler can be a real bitch


Needs Bleach
Princess Catherine's sister Pippa has been offered $5 million to do porn.  Really.

WTF is Jessica Simpson wearing?  Does she dress herself in the dark after squirting her face with mace?

Enjoy Rihanna's latest release "California King Bed"......at least she doesn't sound like she's singing through her nose so much

The Spin Sycle for Friday April 22 2011

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Hey Syclers!  What's the dirty laundry for today?

Lights
For everything you want to know about the Royal wedding, click here

Just so you know, Good Friday is not a federal holiday.  You too, Lindsay Lohan.

Tina Fey says what we all think about toddlers


Absolutely Fabulous to return for 3 episodes this summer


Darks
JWOW is a crazy ass bitch, the bad kind.  Her ex-boyfriend has the stiches to prove it

"I have no testosterone left, but you know, I'm happy"  I don't believe you, Ben Affleck

Kanye West's charity closes down for some strange reason, complete with pic of him with PedoBear


Needs Bleach
Nic Cage's son engaged.....happened about two weeks ago and they are getting married Sunday. No, really.

3D porn made more money on its opening day than Avatar. Really.

Michael Lohan is officially a ManWhore

Weekend Edition Spin Sycle

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Let's bring in the line Syclers and see what's ready!

Darks
Elizabeth Taylor knew everybody's secrets.  Bet she could put the $citards to shame with what she knew.

Madonna's school project in Malawi has been abandoned.  Malawi officials furious, want children returned


Lights
Lindsay Lohan #winning?  and changing her name? seriously?

Cover of Kirstie Alley

Kirstie Alley is awesome

Willow Smith calls out Chris Brown and I swear the top she wears here says "This is Incest"


Needs Bleach
Remember Jessie Slaughter and "You Dun Goofed?"  Seems her dad Goofed her in the mouth and consequences will never be the same.

For some reason I thought Chris Evans was married....

Time for some more Sassy Gay Friend!!

The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011

Cover of Chris Brown

What's out on the line today Syclers!!

Darks
Stop using Charlie Sheen as a distraction from your own asshattery, Chris Brown.  According to the Panache report:

At the beginning of his career, Chris Brown was good at hiding his anger issues, but now, these issues are coming to the surface on a regular basis. He can no longer control the compulsion.

Allegedly, Brown has quite a reputation in his hometown, according to locals, that charm and big smile was always a front, in reality, he's hiding something more sinister.

Before the Rihanna incident, I heard stories regarding brutality (hidden).  When he's angry, allegedly, a dark cloud overcomes his face.

Allegedly, a few women who were involved with Brown (in his hometown) are still afraid of him.

and Breezy continues to be a tool 

Lindsay Lohan not taking plea deal, will see how the wheel spins

Liz Taylor, goddess of the silver screen, a model of femininity, strength, love and passion, fiercest of them all, has died.  The angels weep.

Image via Wikipedia

Lights
Is Jeremy Piven to replace Charlie Sheen for two and a half men?

Michael Lohan continues to be a tool

Needs Bleach
Christina Aguilera is now on Twitter.  Hilarity ensues.

It's Sassy Gay Friend!

The Spin Sycle for March 15 2011

aren't dogs fun, Syclers?  Just got a new dog yesterday to add to the happy Spin family!  Let's see what's on the line!

Lights
Avril Lavigne is trying desperately to stay relevant and keep our attention

If anybody cares, a Duggar is pregnant again.

Lindsay Lohan quit smoking

Jennifer Aniston is finally ready for a baby?

Usher is desperate to stay relevant and keep our attention


see more Very Demotivational

The Spin Sycle Weekend Edition!

It's raining where I am, Syclers but maybe we can get the wash done!

Lights
One of Charlie Sheen's goddesses left his house.  Spoiler: Then she came back.

Charlie Sheen knows how to market himself.  He's crazy like a fox, with tiger blood.

Mariah Carey returning the money she received from Quaddaffi for performing for him.  Spin wants to know where exactly she's returning the money.

Trent Reznor to play a vampire?

This guy is 76 and is a porn star.  Awww yeah.

Darks
Lindsay Lohan refuses to take any deal with jail time involved.  We'll see how this goes.

I didn't know Wayne Brady had gotten divorced.

Needs Bleach:
Avril Lavigne engaged to Brody Jenner?

Bravos' next destination for Real Housewives: San Francisco.  Yes, teh gheys are invited.

See the new mansion Charlie Sheen bought.  seriously, a lot of bleach should be used to clean, and often.

Delicates
NewYorkPost – Which A-list actors are members of the new Hollywood  clique? All have either married or dated high-profile women in Tinseltown.  *translation: it's a new gay clique where all the members have beards*

BlindGossip – During his radio show, Howard Stern and Robin Quivers discussed American Idol:

During their discussion… Howard told Robin that he knew why Jennifer Lopez took the judging gig — but he didn’t feel comfortable repeating it on the air. Robin demanded to know, so Howard scribbled the reason on a piece of paper and had Gary carry the note over. Robin was shocked: “Get out of here! Wow…that’s amazing.”

Why do you think Jennifer Lopez really took the gig on American Idol? *popular guess is that Skeletor Marc Anthony both physically and verbally abuses Jennifer Lopez...which is weird since she starred in that movie "Enough"*