Alcohol killed Amy Winehouse. There's no way to sugar coat it, she drank herself to death.
Patrice ONeal, a very funny guy, has suffered a stroke. Please heal, man. Please come back to us, we need your funny.
Michael Lohan is still a crapbag who wants to say that Lindsay is doing meth. What you on, buddy?
Speaking of douchebags, Sean Parker is a total asshat after all.
From the Panache Report, the era of legendary Playboy parties is officially over. Any fool with $1000 can now go party there. Hef must be really hard up: