Spin Sycle for Friday January 11 2012

Here's what's up Syclers!!

Destiny's Child has released a new album

Janet Jackson's pussi must be made of gold

Taylor Swift won't put out

Kanye ain't having what Kris Jenner is dishing out.  That marvelous troll.  Stop making me like you, Kanye

No, Tom Cruise.  Just no.

Enjoy Thrift Shop:

Spin Sycle for Thursday, Sept. 27 2012

What's up, Syclers!!

Chris Brown and Nicole Scherzinger?  Let them!  They deserve each other!  

Tom Cruise leaving $cientology? If only this were true.

I think Russell Brand is trying to say that they were just too different.

I think Ke$ha is high all the time

The Internet thinks Beyonce is pregnant again.

Here's Rihanna's latest, Diamonds:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, I've been caught up in Olympimania and before I get too trashed, here's what's happening:

Geek hearts everywhere are broken when David Duchovny's rep says that Mulder and Scully are not happening IRL

Jada Pinkett Smith is sick of your shit about a divorce happening

Rihanna, honey, your best friend doesn't beat the crap out of you.  Learn.  Also. Rihanna is stupid

Using the Olympics as a distraction, Brad & Angie may get married this weekend

Good luck with that, ya midget

Kim Kardashian feels the press of time, wants Kanye's babies

Experience LaStephy Noir.....you need this in your life

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, July 25 2012

I'm very tired, Syclers.  tired tired tired.

Her iPhone Makes Us Grin

SOLVED!

BlindGossip – A paparazzo from a website with high internet traffic was peering into this b-list TV and movie actress’s car a few days ago and snapped a photo of her iPhone. The front screen had the name of her ex-boyfriend and the rehab facility where he is currently staying. So, despite pretending that she is no longer in contact with the ex, her phone seems to tell a different story.

Of course, she doesn’t want her contact with the ex to get in the way of her divorce settlement with her husband – nor does the website want to find itself on the other side of a lawsuit with the very litigious husband – so it looks like everyone will simply keep quiet about this one for now. Just knowing that this relationship is coming to an end is enough to make us grin.

SOLVED!

It’s Katie Holmes! Source:BlindGossip.com

The name on the iPhone was that of her ex-boyfriend Chris Klein. We now know that at the time this item was originally published, Chris was in rehab at Cirque Lodge.

Katie Homes and Chris Klein were engaged to be married. Just six weeks after ending their relationship, Katie began dating Tom Cruise.

UsMagazine recently ran an article about Chris:

Katie Holmes’ Hunky Ex Chris Klein Steps Out

Back in the early aughts, Katie Holmes only had eyes for one Hollywood hunk: Chris Klein.

Now 33, the American Pie actor — now appearing on FX’s hit show Wilfred with Elijah Wood — stepped out in Los Angeles last week. Casual in a deep-V neck shirt, jeans, and baseball cap, Klein (who successfully completed a rehab program in 2010) looked hunkier than ever.

This past Saturday, Klein was spotted in the Big Apple — having dinner with pals at hotspot Catch.

As it happens, this was also the first time Klein has been photographed in the midst of his former fiancee’s global-headline-making split from Tom Cruise.

Klein and Holmes, now 33, met in 2000 and got engaged in late 2003. They called off their engagement and their relationship in March 2005. Just a few months later, Holmes and Cruise, now 50, embarked on an epic romance; in November 2006, the couple (parents to newborn Suri, now 6) married in Italy.

Chris lives in Los Angeles and works in Los Angeles but he has been spending lots of time New York City recently. Lots.

When they say "it's not about the money" then IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE MONEY

Christian Bale is forgiven of any previous wrong-doing.

Let's make fun of Angry Scottish People!

Spin Scyle for Friday, July 20 2012

What would you do if you were being bullied at work, Syclers?  tell me in the comments below

Here's an anthem to my youth:



Seems Tom Cruise may already have wife #4 picked out, she's perfect: A $citard princess, unknown actress and 26 years old.  VIVA la 5 year contract!!

Somehow I didn't realize that Seth Rogen was married.  Go figure.

Boycott Chik-Fil-A (I don't eat there anyway)

What teenage girl isn't embarrassed by her mother?  it's ok Lourdes, you're no different than anyone else, even your mother.

I love Suri's Burn book

Jessica Simpson is losing one pound per week

Blind item!
[Blind Gossip] This woman is one of the top-earning celebrities in the world, and has all the fame and fans anyone could ever want. She is also on track for a breakdown. Away from the cameras and the cheering crowds, she has been ingesting tons of drugs and booze. Other celebs (even her competitors) have quietly tried to intervene, but she is ignoring their pleas. If she keeps going this way – and continues to refuse to go to rehab – insiders fear she will meet the same fate as Amy Winehouse.

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, July 18 2012

What's up, Syclers?  Having fun?

I think we all already knew that Katy Perry was a walking load of ass pain

Tom gets to see Suri for a bit

EWW Michael Lohan has reproduced again

[Celebzter] So many actors in Hollywood find themselves to be on the receiving end of malicious gay rumors, and for some subjects of the gossip, they are true. For others, they are not.

There has a long been speculation about the sexuality of this actor, and it’s a rumor that has dogged him throughout his career. So, can you imagine our surprise then, to discover that the said actor actually falls into the minority of those wrongly accused of being in the closet?

But while we can 100 per cent confirm that he likes women, there is a one teeny problem: As much as he likes to wave his magic sword around, it, err, falls into the micro category.

As one person with knowledge revealed: “He falls embarrassingly short in that department.”

And an ex-girlfriend backed this up , previously telling a friend, “Oh, it’s so tiny!” when asked about her lover’s manhood

*Spin's guess - Ed Norton*

Spin Sycle Birthday Edition!

One more year down, Syclers!  One more year closer to death



Lainey compares Tom Cruise to Chris Brown.  Really.

Katie Holmes is truly clever

Suri Cruise is now Scout?

Remember Kendra Wilkinson? She wants your attention by trying for another baby with Hank

Penelope Cruz is pregnant again?

I'm off to get shitfaced for my cake day, enjoy!

Spin Sycle Free Katie Edition!

Hey Syclers, looks like Katie won the Game of Tom!!

They've already reached a settlement

Seems Katie used the $citards own strategy of "Attack, don't defend" to get her way.  It was super effective!!

Katie even got primary custody of Suri!  I'm going to go out on a limb here that Tom gave Katie whatever she wanted so she wouldn't spill beans.

[BlindGossip] When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to this point has been about his involvement with a powerful group, there were actually three other reasons he settled so quickly.

Here are the three reasons: 1. His very personal relationship with a professional athlete. 2. His very personal relationship with a musician. 3. His very personal relationship with a famous actor.

She was ready and willing to expose all three relationships to get what she wanted. The scandal of having these three famous people deposed by attorneys about their sexual relationships would have destroyed all four men. So, he gave her the thing she wanted most so that his biggest secret could remain a secret.

Good for you , Katie! This is for you:

Spin Sycle Special Edition!

KatieGate 2012!!

Seems C of $ is having a defector meltdown!  Katie really did time her escape well!  I wonder if these people planned together.  I wonder if Nicole Kidman or Lisa Marie Presley will help her.

Tom Cruise might be stupid.  What do you think?  Tell me in the comments!

Plus:

A Chip in Her Pocket for The Trial

SOLVED! (Partially)

BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is close to a final agreement over how everything – including the child/ren – is going to be divided in the divorce. However, the wife’s legal team is having her keep one chip in her pocket for the divorce trial. If the husband’s team tries any last-minute maneuvering, the wife is not afraid to reveal an incident where she (along with their child/ren) caught her husband in bed with a family friend of theirs. The friend is a professional athlete. In case you’ve been wondering why the couples rarely get together for more than an hour and a photo op – this is the reason.

SOLVED!

It’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! Source: BlindGossip.com

Was “I promise to look the other way while my spouse entertains guests in bed” part of their marriage vows or part of their contract?

Sigh. What a mess. Let’s remember the happier days. Here’s Katie’s first day of voluntary servitude:

We’re not quite ready to name the family friend. It could have been a male or a female athlete. Suffice it to say that witnessing such an event must have felt like a real kick in stomach to Katie.

Oh yeah, Anderson Cooper came out, if you didn't know already

Spin Sycle BIG WEEKEND July 2012

Hey Syclers!!  There's gonna be a lotta updates happening, ok?  it's like the gossip world exploded!  My gossipin' fangs have popped out, my gossip lust is strong and must be fed!!

If you haven't heard, Tom Cruise has lost his beard Katie Holmes, maybe due her contract being up.  rumors, rumors, rumors!!  Will she get primary custody?  Will there be a huge fight?  Did she catch Tom in the act?  WHAT HAPPENED!!! WILL TOM AND JOHN EVER HAVE FOOT MASSAGES TOGETHER??

per blindgossip.com:

The Five Year Mark

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] They have passed the five-year point, so the marriage is over! They are living separately, their public appearances as a couple are down to once or twice a month (tops), and any time together is as much about keeping the child/ren connected to the whole family as it is to be seen together for the paparazzi.

Here’s the timing for the announcement of the split: He has two big projects this year. She has already agreed to chip in and help promote the first project with red carpet appearances and positive interview mentions. If that occurs (and we believe it will), the official split will be announced during the summer lull. If she takes an additional payout and waits until after the second release, the announcement will be made approximately New Years 2013.

SOLVED!

Bloggers and members of the press are asked to properly credit and hyperlink to BlindGossip.com for this blind item. Thanks!

It’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! Source: BlindGossip.com

The situation is exactly as we described to you back in April 2012:

1. The five-year contract is up

2. They were already living separately

3. Their public appearances were down to once or twice a month

4. The timing of the announcement is taking place after they have finished promoting the first big project (Rock of Ages)

5. The timing of the announcement is during the summer lull (Announcing on a Friday afternoon of a holiday weekend is also a nice touch)

She rejected the additional payout to stick around for the promotions for Jack Reacher. Katie Holmes is out of there!

More later! Your initial thoughts?

From People Magazine:

Adele is having a baby!  Spin is depressed.

stay tuned!

Spin Sycle for Monday, June 18 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin'?

Charlie Sheen to retire after anger Management?

How Awesome is it that Wu Tang Clan and Neil DeGrasse Tyson are making an album together?  Ol' Dirty DeGrasse FTW!!  I MUST OWN IT!!!

Kim Kardashian has her pants on fire, dirty, dirty liar

Sir Paul McCartney has made it well past 64.....is 70

Rock of Ages was Tom Cruise's worst opening weekend EVAH!!

More proof that Kim Kardashian is an ass, after giving up so much ass

OctoMom MUST strip or else!!

Spin Sycle for February 25 2011

Let's see what we have in the wash, Syclers!!

Lights
David wants Courtney Cox back.  Sweet or desperate?

Man who threatened "South Park" for image of Muhammed gets jail time.  Ha ha.

Darks
Charlie Sheen, honey, you're beginning to sound a bit crazy....maybe reign it in just a little?  I'm blaming you, Martin.  This is your fault you know.

Let's all take a moment, what with Chris Brown having his restraining order with Rihanna relaxed, to remember what he did to her.  When a man does this to you, nothing is worth staying with him.  This is not love.  This is manipulation and brute force.

Needs Bleach
Teen Mom's Amber has naked pics online.  Prepare to shudder.  When you're a mother, no matter what your age, maybe it's a bad idea to have naked pics of yourself on your phone.

Delicates
Blind item that is too long to post might  be about Tom Cruise, click here to read.  Don't bitch because it's a Ted C blind.  You've been warned.

And this one might be Britney:
LaineyGossip – Everyone’s expecting the next wave of straight up psycho to hit any time now, or at least just as soon as her current romance sours. Especially those who had experience with it last time, seeing as she keeps picking men who inevitably step out on her.

Her ex was cheating, and he wasn’t careful about. Word got out to a magazine because the other girl talked. She of course lost her f*cking sh*t. Complete meltdown. Which is not unusual, no. But you don’t let them see, right? You should never let them see.

What did she do?

Mega A List star calls up the editor. Of a tabloid. And wails her ass. WAILS. Screaming, cursing, threatening… and then this:

“I hope that bitch gets cancer. You can print that.”

Embarrassing, right?

Amazingly, they spared her the humiliation and did not publish the quote. But the publicist owed some favours after that. And next time, with a new regime, she may not be so lucky.

Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle

How are you, Syclers?  Enjoying yourselves?  Here's what's happening:

Westboro Baptist Church,  YOU DUN GOOFED  (Anonymous is having your ass...you have been warned)

"Narnia" producer found dead in his bathroom

Steve Jobs not long for this world?

Can you believe that Katie and Tom shall celebrate their fifth wedding anniversay this year?

Jessica Simpson had her chance to really step up and shine while Britney was having her crazy fit and JS totally FAILED.  Now looking to scope hubby #2, she has to stop being a fatty or else.  Girl must like setting herself up to fail.

Blind Item!

BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is splitting, but we hear that some of the more recent  arguments continue to be jaw-dropping. The couple was originally pushed into marriage due to an untimely pregnancy. However, it seems that not even having a child has softened Wifey’s attitude towards her soon-to-be-ex husband. “I should have had an ab*rtion when I had the chance!” she screamed at him during a recent fight. We wonder what Justin Bieber would think about that. We also wonder if the couple has put aside money for therapy for their child in the future.

In case you missed it, here's Britney spears' new video "Hold is against me"  I CAN HAZ MOAR PRODUCT PLCMNT PLZ?:

Frozen Spin Sycle for February 10 2011

It's cold Syclers!!!  Hope you're warm wherever you are!!

Did anyone NOT see the impending divorce of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson coming?  Who won the pool?

Lindsay Lohan went to court.  Look bitch, stop putting yourself in situations where you end up in trouble.  It's that simple.  Be responsible for yourself.  Stand up straight too, I can't stand the way you hunch yourself.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes used to get kinky on his bus.  Not in the way you are thinking.

Charlie Sheen to pay his crew during two week hiatus of Two and a Half Men

Katy Perry & Russell Brand seeing a marriage counselor?

See Alanis Morisette's baby boy Ever!

Blind Items!!!

from BlindGossip:

 Big dilemma over at a major magazine. They are the first to receive multiple photos of a very famous actor in compromising positions with other men. So why aren’t they racing every other magazine and tabloid to press? Several reasons. First of all, the pics weren’t taken by a member of the magazine’s staff, and the submitter wants to see more money before granting permission for publication. Second, the magazine has a reputation for taking the high road when it comes to salacious stories, and running one contrary to type would certainly fly in the face of tradition. It could also make other stars pause before granting interviews in the future. Finally, they know they would get sued. So now they are running the numbers. They need to figure out if the boost in sales and circulation – of what would likely be their best-selling issue in history – will offset the negatives.



Spin's guess:  Tommy Girl Cruise


This Reality Star wants out of her marriage. She realizes being married to a Sports Player is not all it’s cracked up to be. She wants to leave, but her mom, who is also her manager, is making her stay so they can continue to get money.
Posted by 2 Down Front Entertainment

Spin's guess: over so soon, Khloe K? 



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Spin Offs June 30 2010

Top Gun 2?  DO NOT WANT

Those royals sure know how to cat fight

Tom Cruise is over but Movie execs just don't want to admit it

Tank Girl, a personal fav movie, is being remade but Pink isn't playing her


CRY MOAR Chris Douchebag Brown

Spin Offs for May 26 2010

Xtina cancels tour

Tom Cruise wants to teach you how to take it like a  how to be a man.

50 Cent lost 1/4 (one quarter) of his body weight for a movie role.  It's not pretty.

Carrie Underwear is getting married

Golddiggers will always take advantage.  WRAP IT UP!

Spin Offs for the weekend

Why yes, Kristen Stewart does in fact look sad.

Feeling left out of the Cheaters' Club, it seems Mel Gibson did the nasty with a porn star.

Prince is picky about who he associates with.  Frankly, I don't blame him.

Kendra is a dirty dirty whore out to sell her sex tapes.  Yes, plural.

HTMLcomics shut down.


Comedy Central to develop cartoon called "JC" where jeesus is just a guy.


Tom Cruise ridiculed by leader of the $citards prolly can't do jack about it cuz he's in the closet

Tom & Katie to compete with the Duggars?

Gross. He does realize that you have to have sex right? Or at least get a new turkey baster cuz I'm sure the old one broke or dissolved from its unholy purpose. Or maybe Will Smith wanted to borrow it for a little personal fulfillment. From digital spy:

Tom Cruise has revealed that he wants to have ten children.

The actor has adopted children Isabella, 16, and Conor, 13, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman and daughter Suri with Katie Holmes, but said he wants to further extend his family.

"I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two-and-a-half-year-old. It's a great dynamic," he told The Sun.

Speaking about his youngest daughter, Cruise added: "She's so charming, she's so beautiful, she's just great."

*It's all so AMAZAZING*

Valkyrie Doomed?

Seems Tom's pet project isn't getting such rave reviews so far. From Foxnews:

Tom Cruise's Hitler Flick: 'No Audience'

The first opinions are in on Tom Cruise’s Christmas Day release about the failed assassination attempt on Adolf Hitler.

The movie in question is "Valkyrie," a project now exceeding $100 million and maybe the cause of the end of this chapter in the life of United Artists.

Not since UA gave birth to "Heaven’s Gate" in 1980 and capsized as a result has a studio’s future been so tied to one title.

It doesn’t help that since UA went into business with Cruise and Paula Wagner, the longtime business partners broke up and Wagner left. To make matters worse, Merrill Lynch, which organized the $500 million credit line for Cruise/Wagner, has now also vanished. They were bought by Bank of America two weeks ago.

Luckily, Merrill didn’t hand the full amount over so fast.

Now, several industry insiders have been to a couple of screenings of "Valkyrie." What do they say? They agree that it’s a well-made movie, and even an absorbing thriller. But what matters more is that they’re telling me "it’s not an Oscar movie, there’s nothing Oscar about it."

Even awards aren’t the total problem, however. "You sit there and say, 'Who am I selling this movie to? Who’s the audience? And the answer is, No one.'"

Indeed, the marketing problems for "Valkyrie" are huge. Dec. 26 is already pretty crowded with Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in "Revolutionary Road," the wide release of Ron Howard’s "Frost/Nixon" and John Cusack in the highly anticipated "Shanghai". That would cover the intellectual upscale audience.

That leaves family drama — Forest Whitaker in "Hurricane Season," Jennifer Aniston in "Marley and Me" — plus Adam Sandler in "Bedtime Stories."

And it’s not like there won’t be big box office stars in theaters that week. Brad Pitt, Will Smith and Jim Carrey all have releases out one week earlier.

That, compounded with the obvious: watching Hitler kill off his would-be assassins isn’t exactly holiday fare. The movie ends with the most evil person who ever lived murdering the "good guys." There’s no happy ending, that’s for sure.

"You just don’t know which set of bad Germans to root for," one source told me. "There are no heroes, that’s for sure."