Saturday, February 2, 2008

THIS is just PRICELESS!!!

here's a joke for you: How stupid is Jessica Simpson? From gossiprocks:




Jessica Simpson arrived at JFK today and was asked by photographer who she was rooting for the Superbowl. She answered, "Go Cowboys!" The Giants and the Patriots are playing. Poor thing is probably on her way to the Superbowl where she will root for Romo and the Cowboys.

Nobody has the heart to tell her she ruined it for them. Oh well.

This made me ROFL

See what happens when you get too greedy? from handbag gossip:

New mum Christina Aguilera has lost a lucrative magazine deal for pictures with new son Max because of demands for more money.

Christina Aguilera

It is believed that Dirrty singer Christina Aguilera has blown a chance of a lucrative shoot with new song Max for America's OK Magazine because of her demands for money and more space on the cover. MSNBC's The Scoop claims that Xtina was angry that the magazine wasn't going to give the story a full cover and that her demands for money blew the deal.

Their source said, "Christina has an inflated sense of her own value and seems to expect an extortionate amount of money for these baby pictures. I'm not sure OK! or much of the industry thinks is a dollar figure that's worth it. She hasn't proven to be a real seller.”

The source also claims that Christina is also demanding any magazine that runs her baby photos cannot run Nicole Richie's baby photos. Xtina can't stand the girl!

So who's in charge of Britney now?

And to think that she's a tweeker! Brit should talk to Fergie!

I'm glad her father has charge of her and not her scumsucking mother!

This off of msn.com:

Jamie Spears
© Hector Mata/Reuters
Jamie Spears
Court: Spears' Dad Has Temporary Control

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Throughout the course of Britney Spears' months-long emotional tailspin, one universal question has lingered with each spectacular turn: Why doesn't her family take drastic measures to stop this? On Friday, they did.

Spears' father, James Spears, was put in charge of the troubled pop star's welfare during a surprise court appearance by him and mother Lynne Spears, a day after their daughter was whisked to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.

Just as Spears' immediate family was taking charge of her life, Sam Lutfi, the man seen escorting her about town and sometimes speaking on her behalf, was removed from the picture with a restraining order. A message left on Lutfi's cell phone seeking comment was not immediately returned.

James Spears' eyes grew teary when he was named conservator of his daughter. He and an attorney, Andrew Wallet, were named conservators of the estate. The parents sat with attorney Blair Berk throughout the hearing, smiling and embracing after the announcement.

A court creates conservatorships when it determines that a person cannot care for themselves or handle their affairs. Commissioner Reva Goetz said Spears would be under conservatorship until Monday, at which time another hearing would be held.

"It is in the best interests of the conservatee to have conservatorship over her person," Goetz told a packed courtroom.

As conservator, her father will have the power to "restrict visitors," have around-the-clock security for Spears and have access to all medical records, Goetz said. It was unclear whether the court gave her father the power to make medical decisions on Spears' behalf; even if that was granted, the role can be limited.

Conservators can consult with doctors on medication options, but the patient can refuse. Only in emergencies can someone be forcefully treated. Otherwise, a court hearing must be scheduled to hammer out the issue.

"Being a conservator does not give them the power to force medication," said Nancy Kincaid, a spokeswoman with the California Department of Mental Health.

The court also issued a restraining order against Lutfi, Spears' sometime manager and friend, and gave her father permission to change the locks on her estate and remove anyone who is there.

Goetz said conservatorship over the estate was "necessary and appropriate." She gave approval for the conservator to "take all actions to secure all liquid assets including credit cards."

The conservatorship was approved by a different court from the one handling a custody dispute over the singer's children with Federline. A hearing on custody issues is set Monday morning in that court.

Could not Resist....

He just got divorced....now the French President is getting married again! who says romance is dead in France? *snicker*

from msn.com:

Image: Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni
French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni




updated 8:55 a.m. CT, Sat., Feb. 2, 2008

PARIS - French President Nicolas Sarkozy married former model Carla Bruni on Saturday at the Elysee Palace, according to the official who performed the ceremony.

"The bride wore white; she was ravishing, as usual," Francois Lebel, mayor of Paris' eighth arrondissement, or neighborhood, told Europe-1 radio. "The groom wasn't bad either."

It was a historic occasion, "the first time in the history of the Republic that a president has gotten married in office," as Lebel said.

Sarkozy, 53, and Bruni, 40, were married in the presence of about 20 close family and friends, Lebel said. He called the ceremony "a moment of family intimacy for the young newlyweds, of great simplicity and apparently a lot of affection between the spouses.

"I wished them a lot of happiness," he said.

Under French law, couples must tie the knot before a mayor to make their union official.

Sarkozy's openness about his private life has surprised many French, accustomed to presidents who keep their love lives under wraps.

At a news conference in January, Sarkozy revealed that the relationship was "serious" and hinted that wedding plans were in the works. But he refused to reveal the date for a wedding, saying only that France might learn about the nuptials once they had already taken place.

The couple went public with their relationship during a visit to Disneyland Paris, and they carried out their brief but highly publicized courtship in such places as the ruins of Petra, Jordan. The tabloids even showed the couple at an Egyptian beach resort, Bruni in a tiny black bikini, Sarkozy in trunks, gold chain and Ray-Ban sunglasses.

Sarkozy's approval ratings dropped during their courtship -- in part, analysts say, because many older, more traditional voters were put off by his glitzy, jet-setting style.

During their romance, Sarkozy was nicknamed the "bling-bling president" by the media. He reportedly gave Bruni a pink heart-shaped diamond Dior engagement ring, while she gave him a Swiss-made Patek Philippe watch.

The wedding was the third for Sarkozy, who has three children. It was the first for Bruni, an Italian-born heiress who had a major modeling career and a well-publicized lovelife. Bruni, now a singer, dated rockers Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton, tycoon Donald Trump and actor Vincent Perez. She has a young son, Aurelien, from a relationship with philosophy professor Raphael Enthoven.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Katie beginning to crack?

had a dream last night, oddly enough, about Katie Holmes and how she was tricked into living in a gilded cage, not realizing that she had been bribed to have whatever she wanted except that she'd have to give up her life, her dreams, her own self to have it....and that she was starting to buckle under the pressure of having to be perfect and never speak out in public.

from Celebitchy:

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Word on the street is that Katie Holmesbot might actually be rebelling a bit against her keeper. By street, I mean internet superhighway. Does anyone call it that anymore? Well let’s pretend so. And by keeper, I mean husband Tom Cruise. “Mad Money,” Katie’s first movie since Tom jumped into her life – isn’t doing so well at the box office. Or with the critics. Basically, it royally sucks. I’m not sure how a film with the sensible casting of Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and Katie Holmes could possibly go wrong. Oh yeah, make it a girly-bonding bank caper. Because nothing gets women to the theater in droves like a good heist.

Apparently Katie’s a little pissed at Tom – who encouraged her to do “Mad Money.” I think even the most desperate, starting-out-in-the-world-young-actress would be pretty mad if they were stuck in this film. You’d think with Tom running a movie studio… and being Tom Cruise… he would have given her better advice. Or at least bribed someone else into putting her into a better film. Between the “Mad Money” embarrassment and Tom amping up the crazy Scientology rantings – via video, no less – Katie’s supposedly reaching her boiling point.

A distraught Katie Holmes has stormed out of a crisis meeting with her husband Tom Cruise, furious over damaging publicity about his Scientology beliefs, and humiliated over the disastrous reaction to the movie he told her to make.

The actress is said to be inconsolable after a string of leaked Scientology videos, featuring her husband saluting a portrait of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, declaring war on psychiatry and claiming that members of his religion are “the only ones who can really help” accident victims, have flooded the Internet and divided Hollywood.

“Oh, I’m going hard on those guys and their reign … psychiatrists,” says Tom in one disturbing video. “It’s disgusting to me. No mercy … none. Psychiatry doesn’t work… When you study the effects, it’s a crime against humanity.” … after this new scandal she can no longer ignore the Hollywood backlash.

[From Woman’s Day]

To be fair, Katie really shouldn’t have been ignoring the “Hollywood backlash” for a long time. The backlash is there because your husband is cray-to-the-z. I really doubt Katie Holmes finds Tom’s mental health issues adorable. I’m guessing at first she thought he was a little intense, but relatively charming and still Tom Cruise. Then the next thing she knows there’s a ton of press and hoopla and everyone who was close to forgetting about the girl from “Dawson’s Creek” suddenly remembered her again, and that was pretty enticing. So what if your husband ruins all the furniture jumping around like an under-medicated eight-year-old? You’ve got the money to replace the cushions. But when your A-list husband tells you to do a B-movie, that’s where you draw the line. I think “Mad Money” pretty much confirmed that Katie has completely sacrificed her career to be with Tom. Next goes the sanity. In other news, it sounds like Katie might be pregnant. This past weekend she bought a t-shirt that says “Big Sister” (ostensibly) for Suri, along with two matching onsies which said “Little Sister” and “Little Brother.” Let’s hope they’re for Nicole Kidman.

Not to be outdone


By an overdosing actor or crazy midget, Britney goes to the hospital again. What are the odds that she's under suicide watch? from MSNBC.com:

Spears Taken From Home in Ambulance

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Britney Spears was taken from her home by ambulance early Thursday and escorted to the hospital by more than a dozen police officers in cars, on motorcycles and in helicopters.

A Los Angeles police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak on the matter, said the 26-year-old pop star was being taken to the hospital to "get help." The Los Angeles Times cited unidentified authorities who said Spears was being placed on a "mental evaluation hold."

Spears was taken to UCLA Medical Center, where her mother, Lynne, was seen leaving its psychiatric hospital at about 5:30 a.m.

When asked by a throng of paparazzi and reporters whether Britney was doing all right, Lynne Spears replied, "Yeah," before leaving in a Range Rover.

Hours earlier, shortly after 1 a.m., the motorcade that pulled away from Spears' residence was nearly the length of a football field. Along with the ambulance, it included police on nearly a dozen motorcycles and in two cruisers. Two police helicopters followed overhead.

The scene was more controlled than the one earlier this month when Spears also was taken away from her home in an ambulance.

On Jan. 3, police were called to her home when she refused to return her two young sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, to ex-husband Kevin Federline, who has custody.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Because I am that evil...

and blackhearted and just wrong for this....from Foxnews.com:

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Tom Cruise is the first on the list to get Ducati's newest motorcycle — a $72,500 superbike bristling with titanium, magnesium and carbon fiber technology that can scoot up to 200 mph.

Cruise is scheduled to take delivery of the Desmosedici RR at Beverly Hills Ducati this week. Only 1,500 of the red-and-white Moto GP racing replica motorcycles will be made and Cruise gets the first.

Michael Lock, chief of Cupertino-based Ducati North America, said the Desmosedici RR "is the impossible dream — made possible."

"We are delighted to be able to deliver the world's first production unit here in the USA to Tom Cruise, who is a well-known Ducati enthusiast," Lock said in a statement.

*Hopefully he'll die on it. yes, I said it, I typed it. you thought it.*


Oh yeah...

According to Yahoo news, Gwen Stefani is pregnant again. In case you havn't heard.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Trouble already?

From Janet Charlton:

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Photo Credit: Splash News

Now that Nicole Richie has recovered from giving birth, it seems she's changed her mind about Joel Madden's career. She used to get a kick out of touring with him but since she became a mom she doesn't want him going on the road with his band Good Charlotte. She wants him at home with her and the baby. Naturally this is causing serious discussions and major problems because Joel loves his music and he's loyal to his band.

HOTNESS


Total hotness....come to mah bed Tim....

Special Treat!

Sorry for the late post, just wanted you to mull that Charles Mason + $cientology thing over....Here is Bad to the Bone from George Thorogood and the Destroyers, a personal favorite. Enjoy!


Sunday, January 27, 2008

Wha?

This blew my mind.....from Cracked.com:

CHARLES MANSON: SCIENTOLOGIST

Best Known For: viciously murdering people, ordering people to viciously murder other people; carving swastikas into his forehead

Why You Wouldn't Expect Him To Be a Scientologist: One of the biggest lunatics in American history is actually precisely who we'd expect to be down on the ground with psychotic theories about aliens and immortal spirits. But here' the kicker: Manson took over 150 hours of Scientology courses, rejected it as too crazy, and then went on to murder a whole bunch of people.

We're just saying.

Connections: Peter "Big Gunner" Skinner, the guard he supplies cigarettes to so he can avoid getting raped all the time.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Ouch!

Good points but ouch! From Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

We have some burning questions about the untimely demise of Heath Ledger and the New York police don't seem to be interested in asking them. For example, we now know that Diane the unlicensed masseuse who found Heath's body, called Mary Kate Olsen FOUR times before calling 911. (At first she told police she made TWO calls) But there's no explanation as to HOW Diane happened to be acquainted with Mary-Kate and how did she choose to call HER out of all the people in Heath's phone. What did these three people have in common? Certainly Heath and Mary-Kate might have been more than friends, but where does Diane fit in? We wonder if Mary-Kate instructed Diane to "tidy up" before paramedics arrived. These un-asked questions are driving us crazy.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Bad Move, Mom!

Apparently, Mama Spears has learned nothing from her past fuck ups with her kids....and it's painfully obvious that she simply can't let them learn that there are consequences for their decisions, especially bad ones. From Handbag Gossip:

Britney’s pregnant little sister Jamie Lynn Spears plans to hand over her baby to mother Lynn.

Jamie Lynn SpearsIf it’s not one Spears sister it’s the other! Star Magazine claims that Jamie Lynn plans to hand her baby over to her mother, Lynne, the moment she gives birth so she can concentrate on her career (don’t laugh). Their source said, “After several weeks of soul searching and discussions with her mum Jamie Lynn reluctantly agreed that giving up the baby is the right thing to do. Lynne says Jamie doesn’t understand the life long consequences of having a baby. She still wants her daughter to be able to be a teenager, go to parties, hang out with friends and have a career. So she’ll take the front seat of caring for the baby and take the pressure off her daughter.” They also claim Jamie Lynn’s plan, after receiving advice from her publicist, is to have the baby, sell pictures of them together and then hand the baby over to Lynne.

*what career?*

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Remember these two?

from SFGate:

Jolie and Pitt Plan To Adopt Katrina Orphan?

REUTERS/Fred Prouser

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly planning to adopt a child orphaned by Hurricane Katrina.

The pair, who already have three adopted children, have been working tirelessly to rehouse people affected by the storm that hit the U.S. gulf coast in 2005.

Pitt has dedicated time and money to the Make it Right organization, which is rebuilding a destroyed section of New Orleans.

Star magazine claims the couple has fallen in love with a girl whose parents were killed in the Katrina devastation, and they want to add her to their expanding family.

The couple already has four children: Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, and Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 19 months.

A source tells the tabloid, "Brad met a little girl and fell completely in love. He and Angie had already decide that their next child would be a daughter. They were originally going to adopt a girl from Africa, but now Brad is sure this child is the one."

*oh yeah, OK! magazine is reporting that Angie's carrying twins. SPERMINATED!*

And in other news....

Amy Winehouse went to rehab! Yes yes yes!

Here's a pic of her awhile back, when she was hot, side by side with a far more recent one for comparison to show how bad she looks now......


Hard drugs kids.....just don't do 'em....

From TMZ:

Universal says Winehouse needs "specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction and prepare for her planned appearance at the Grammy Awards." Amy met with her record label, management, family and doctors today to discuss her treatment options.

The news comes just days after grainy video of Winehouse allegedly smoking crack made its way around the Internet.

I LOVE Jerry O'Connell!!!

I think he totally nails the cooz

The video, available on the Funny Or Die Web site, features O'Connell wearing a black turtleneck sweater, sporting Cruise-like floppy hair and facial scruff and imitating Cruise's sudden bursts of laughter and use of acronyms in the Scientology videos.

In the parody, O'Connell substitutes Scientology for a discussion of the acting profession and replaces the Scientology acronyms with KFC, as in Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Hollywood A-listers, including Bruce Willis, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Harvey Weinstein, defend Cruise in this week's issue of People magazine.

*oh Adam, Adam, Adam....please don't get involved in this....it doesn't concern you and I don't want to dislike you*

In an exclusive statement to People, Adam Sandler says: "To see anyone's private life invaded and mocked like this is sickening. It's especially gross when it happens to a guy like Cruise, who's a great dad, a great husband and a great friend."

*Personally, Spin thinks that the C of $ should just have it out with Muslim extremists.....win-win for the rest of us and it would be ever so entertaining! Just think, a front line brigade of $ci-tards sent out to convert the Muslims and the Extremists blowing them all up together....le sigh.....*

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

It's on!

There is an all out war started on C of $! The group is called 'Anonymous' and their aim is to shut C of $ down! They ain't skurred!

Have a gander courtesy of gawker & YouTube:

Tom Cruise has personally, PERSONALLY, been pwned. This weekend, an anonymous Internet group (named Anonymous — these are not masters of subtlety) started a war with the Church of Scientology by hammering the group's web site; Scientology.org is down after a brief traffic spike. This isn't the only group of Internet users unafraid of the intimidating cult; a whole range of sites has turned the Church into a mockery by doing what mainstream celebrity-coverage outlets wouldn't dare. Here's a guide to the war (and a creepy manifesto made by The Internet!).

Anonymous
This loose group of Internet vigilantes (vaguely centered around, but not officially connected to, the site 4chan) often harasses unsavory but small-time people, but they did help with the arrest of pedophile Chris Forcand. Their usual tactic is a simple denial of service attack like the one against Scientology.org, but they occasionally get more sophisticated; members tell me they plan to hoist banners above some Church branches. Inspired by the release of Tom Cruise's secret Scientology video and the Church's attempts to suppress it, Anon promises an all-out war in the following hokey but entertaining video:



the NY Times with Details

more about Heath Ledger's death and the Olsen connection:

The masseuse who discovered the body of Heath Ledger in a Manhattan apartment on Tuesday twice called a friend of his, the actress Mary-Kate Olsen, before calling 911, New York City police officials said on Wednesday. The officials, who provided new details about Mr. Ledger’s death, emphasized that no illegal drugs were found in the apartment and that there were no obvious signs of suicide. Tests on a rolled-up $20 bill that was found in the apartment found no evidence that the bill had been used to handle drugs, they said.

According to the police, around 12:30 p.m. on Tuesday, a housekeeper, Teresa Solomon, arrived at the apartment, at 421 Broome Street in SoHo, to do household chores. At about 1 p.m., she went into Mr. Ledger’s bedroom to change a light bulb in an adjacent bathroom; she found him on the bed face down, with the sheet pulled up to his shoulders, and heard him snoring.

A masseuse, Diana Wolozin, arrived to give Mr. Ledger a massage about 2:45 p.m. At 3 p.m., after Mr. Ledger did not emerge from his bedroom, with the door closed, the masseuse called him on his cellphone but got no answer. She entered the bedroom and saw him lying in bed. She took a massage table out of the closet and began to set it up near his bed. She then went over to him and shook him, but got no response. Using his cellphone, she used a speed-dial button to call Ms. Olsen in California to seek her guidance, knowing Ms. Olsen to be a friend of Mr. Ledger’s.

According to the authorities, Ms. Wolozin told Ms. Olsen that Mr. Ledger was unconscious. Ms. Olsen said she would call some private security people she knew in New York, and hung up. Ms. Wolozin again shook Mr. Ledger, called Ms. Olsen a second time, and said she believed the situation was grave and would call 911.

Ms. Wolozin called 911 at 3:26 p.m. to say that Mr. Ledger was not breathing. The call occurred less than 15 minutes since she had first seen him in bed and only a few moments after the first call to Ms. Olsen. The 911 operator urged Ms. Wolozin to try to revive Mr. Ledger, but Ms. Wolozin’s efforts were not successful.

Emergency medical workers arrived at 3:33 p.m., at almost exactly the same moment as a private security guard summoned by Ms. Olsen. The medical workers moved his body to the floor and then used a defibrillator and CPR, to no avail. Mr. Ledger was pronounced dead at 3:36 p.m. By that point, two other private security guards summoned by Ms. Olsen had arrived, as had police officers.

The police said that all five witnesses — Ms. Solomon, the housekeeper; Ms. Wolozin, the masseuse; and the three private security guards summoned by Ms. Olsen — were fully cooperating with the authorities.

The police conducted tests on a rolled-up $20 bill found in Mr. Ledger’s apartment, but found no evidence that the bill had been used for anything improper. No illegal narcotics or alcohol was found in the apartment. Prescription sleeping pills were found near the body, but it is not known if the medication played a role in his death.

The police said they were looking to examine any surveillance videos from the apartment building and the surrounding area but were also awaiting the results of an investigation by the New York City chief medical examiner. The office conducted an autopsy early Wednesday morning but said that the results were inconclusive and that additional testing was needed.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

HOLY SHIT!!!!!


from the Daily Ten on ENEWS:

HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD.....Found naked and unconcious in his apartment....no foul play is suspected, ruling is expected to be accidental overdose, no suicide note found. He won't ever play the joker again!

I am stunned....really stunned

from MSNBC.com:

NEW YORK - Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday in a Manhattan apartment, naked in bed with sleeping pills nearby, police said. The Australian-born actor was 28.

It wasn’t immediately clear if Ledger had committed suicide. He had an appointment for a massage at the residence in the tony neighborhood of SoHo, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said. A housekeeper who went to let him know the massage therapist had arrived and found him unconscious at 3:26 p.m.

According to The New York Times, his body was moved to the floor, and after receiving no response from the actor after shaking him, the masseuse and housekeeper called authorities.

While not a marquee movie star, Ledger was a respected, award-winning actor who chose his roles carefully rather than cashing in on his heartthrob looks. He was nominated for an Oscar for his performance as a gay cowboy in “Brokeback Mountain,” where he met Michelle Williams, who played his wife in the film. The two had a daughter, now 2-year-old Matilda, and lived together in Brooklyn until they split up last year.


He didn't look so good Jan. 19.....I'm afraid for what was in his head.