Finger update!

I know, big deal....but it's been a damm long week.....I thought Wednesday was Friday, imagine my disappointment that there were still two more days to struggle through....then to find out that my job will end shortly!

Anyhow, first it looked like frankenfinger:

now it's healed better but it looks like vag finger:

But at least I still have a finger!  Damm cats better appreciate!

Zen for the day

Oh, Britney....

You know it's just not gonna happen.  Behave yourself now, m'kay?

from digital spy:

Britney Spears has reportedly asked to have her father removed as conservator of her estate.

The singer allegedly left a voice message with lawyers claiming that Jamie Spears had threatened to take her children away from her.

A recording, in which the female voice identifies herself as "Britney Spears", has appeared online and is said to have been made on January 21.

"Hi, my name's Britney Spears. I called you earlier," she says.

"I'm calling again because I just wanted to make sure that during the process of eliminating the conservatorship, my father has threatened me several times that, you know, he'll take my children away.

"I just want to be guaranteed that everything will be fine with the process and that you guys are taking care of everything, that things will stay the same as far as my custodial time. That's it. Bye."

Jamie Spears was given conservatorship last year after the 'Circus' singer was hospitalised when it became apparent that her mental health was deteriorating.

*oh and Britney performed here in Houston last night....according to Hit 95.7 radio here, no one really thought the show was terrible but OLD Brit Brit is definitely gone.  This is all brand new and different Britney performing.*

In WTF? News....

You know the Sham-Wow guy?  Every time I see him on TV, I want to punch him in the face.  Not the tv, I want to hunt him down and punch him personally.  It seems he got arrested.  For beating up a hooker.  Who tried to bite his tongue off.  you can't make that shit up.

According to the Smoking Gun, the police report goes like this:

• Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
• She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
• He kisses her.
• She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
• He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
• He runs down to the hotel lobby.
• They both get arrested.

Makes me think of this Van Halen song:

A Tribute...

RuPaul's Drag Race has ended with BeBe Zahara Benet being crowned as the new Drag Superstar.  I loved this show so much and had so much fun watching, I just want to highlight a few of the contestants doin' what they do.  I'll start with BeBe:

Followed by Nina Flowers, who was so fab and I love her!

Shanel, the Vegas showgirl who was so snotty but it was so GRAND!  

She truly desrved to be the Superstar but since she left, I shall dub her as the First Lady of Drag.

Who can forget Ongina, who should have won this competition....

here she performs Britney Spears' Circus and out-Brits Brit!

Enjoy the performances!

Remember Alfie, the 13 year old father?

Guess what, the baby isn't his! Poor guy. And it seems his youth and innocence were taken advantage of by being lied to.

From jezebel:

This case just keeps getting sadder and sadder: DNA tests have revealed that Alfie Patten, famous 13-year-old father, is not actually the baby's father.

The Mirror reports that Alfie is not the father of seven-week-old girl Maisie Roxanne. Chantelle Stedman, the girl's mother, became pregnant at the ridiculously young age of 14. Chantelle has apparently said it was her mother's idea to lie and tell the press (and Alfie) that she was a virgin when she slept with Alfie. Before taking the paternity test, Alfie defended Chantelle, saying: "I don't really care what people say. And I don't like them being bad about Chantelle." S

o far there is no news on Alfie's reaction to the DNA tests. We can only hope that this news does not stop Maisie from getting the love and care she needs or lead to further slut-shaming of the 15-year-old mother. [Mirror]

*Frankly, I think slut shaming, especially publicly, is totally in order. The dumb girl brought it out to public, so guess what...*

THIS IS WHAT LILO LOOKS LIKE THESE DAYS

Let me repeat...THIS IS WHAT LINDSAY LOHAN LOOKS LIKE THESE DAYS. Cokewhore much?

from ONTD:

Fans waiting to see Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie won’t have to leave their living rooms.

Lindsay’s new film, “Labor Pains,” will not be released in theaters, Access Hollywood has learned.

Instead, the comedy will premiere on ABC Family, a source for the film’s production company, Nu Image/Millennium Films, confirmed to Access.

The movie will debut on the cable channel in July 2009, with a DVD release coming in August.

In the film, which wrapped production in August 2008, Lindsay plays a woman who fakes being pregnant to save herself from being fired and is then forced to keep the lie going for nine months.

However, the source did say the movie would hit theaters internationally. No release date was available.

Tweerpeez....

for all of us Twitter users, prolific or not, or even if you don't use it. Enjoy.

Bruce Willis marries again!

Good for him! I have no snark, I just hope for his and his new wife's happiness. From radaronline:

With ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher present, Bruce Willis married Emma Heming on Saturday. In fact, it was so much fun Bruce is going to do it again, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Bruce and Emma had a wedding ceremony on Parrot Cay on the Turks and Caicos Islands where Willis has a home. When they return to the U.S. they will take out a wedding license and have a civil ceremony, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

Proving he has one of the most civilized divorces in Hollywood, the Die Hard star had his first wedding ceremony Saturday with Demi and Ashton in attendance.

Bruce is 54, his new wife 32.

and from E! online:

Bruce Willis walked down the aisle with his girlfriend, Emma Heming, on Saturday at his home in the Turks and Caicos islands, E! News has confirmed.

the Stanky Legg

My understanding is that this is a new trend thang outta here in Houston. On behalf of the state of Texas and the city of Houston, I am really, really sorry. But think of the entertainment value of watching this crap.



Ciara splains (gotta houston it up) to Snoop Dogg:

Down for a day or two

Am not able to really blog right now, here's why:





I sliced my hand open this a.m. with a pull tab can of cat food. Hope those spoiled beasts appreciate their breakfast! Had to get 5 stitches, bitch cut deep. I just need a day or two for things to knit back up.

Because it's about dead anyway

I KNOW it's wrong but it still made me laugh....Here's a compilation of Shoot Da Whoop for you. Offended? Don't watch. Blame the intertubes for a boring gossip day.

Single?

I have a chance? I mean, er, trouble at home for Marky Mark? From a socialite's life:

Last we heard, Mark and his girlfriend Rhea Durham were planning an August wedding but now it's rumored that Mark has moved out of the family home and has been living in hotels.

*He can come stay with me*

The saddest news

NEW YORK – Natasha Richardson, a gifted and precocious heiress to acting royalty whose career highlights included the film "Patty Hearst" and a Tony-winning performance in a stage revival of "Cabaret," died Wednesday at age 45 after suffering a head injury from a skiing accident.

Alan Nierob, the Los Angeles-based publicist for Richardson's husband Liam Neeson, confirmed her death in a written statement.

"Liam Neeson, his sons (Micheal and Daniel), and the entire family are shocked and devastated by the tragic death of their beloved Natasha," the statement said. "They are profoundly grateful for the support, love and prayers of everyone, and ask for privacy during this very difficult time."

The statement did not give details on the cause of death for Richardson, who suffered a head injury when she fell on a beginner's trail during a private ski lesson at the luxury Mont Tremblant ski resort in Quebec. She was hospitalized Tuesday in Montreal and later flown to a hospital in New York.

Family members had been seen coming and going from the New York hospital where Richardson was taken.

Vanessa Redgrave, Richardson's mother, arrived in a car with darkened windows and was taken through a garage when she arrived at the Lenox Hill Hospital on Manhattan's Upper East Side about 5 p.m. Wednesday. An hour earlier, Richardson's sister, Joely, arrived alone and was swarmed by the media as she entered through the back of the hospital.

No they aren't!

E! news is reporting that the rumored duet between RiRi and Chris 'dogshit' Brown is not NOT going to happen, it's just a rumor.

Must have been something leaked by Brown's camp.

MediaTakeOut is reporting that Rihanna has in fact, officially dumped Chris Brown.

Jenna Jameson has a Double

Twin boys that is. She gave birth! It's a good thing she didn't have twin girls....think of the impact on the porn industry! Now all she has to do is teach them how to be producers. From msnbc.com:

Porn star Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin sons Monday morning, according to US magazine. Mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, Jameson's boyfriend of two years, is the babies' father.

“She's very excited to be a mom,” a source told the magazine. “She's been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito's events in Las Vegas.”

According to US magazine, Jameson suffered a miscarriage in 2004 after being diagnosed with malignant melanoma.

brought to you by this bunny:

SCARJO as the BLACK WIDOW

Iron Man 2 is sounding like it almost might be better than the first!! the Black Widow is absolutly awesome and ScarJo playing her will be full of WIN! from E!online news:

Scarlett Johansson is joining the superhero set.

Her rep confirms that the actress has signed on to play Black Widow in the Iron Man sequel opposite Robert Downey Jr. The deal was signed this afternoon.

"Scarlett is thrilled to be a part of Iron Man," her rep, Marcel Pariseau, tells me.

*oh yeah, if anyone cares:*

The Wrestler's comeback kid, Mickey Rourke, has finally sealed a deal to play villain Whiplash, according to Variety.

*I AM STOKED!*

Blind Item!!!

BuzzFoto - This actor has long been a target of speculation about his sexuality. Although he’s had several girlfriends, everyone is generally convinced he is G-A-Y! We have some information that makes us sure that he isn’t. He is indeed very straight. But perhaps his girlfriend should be less concerned about being in public to make him appear straight and pay better attention to his phone bills and who he’s calling for a little kinky conversation. He’s not calling men, if that’s what you’re thinking.

It’s not Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen.

Spin's guess: Toothy Tile.....I mean, Jake Gyllenhaal

Family Guy in trouble again!

I should really watch it more...altho....I do love you so, Seth MacFarlane! We should make babies!! from the live feed:

The Parents Television Council is filing an indecency complaint with the Federal Communications Commission against Fox's "Family Guy" for a March 8 episode that included -- and this is from the press release -- "bestiality, orgies and babies eating sperm."

Since there's nothing hotter than PTC president Tim Winter talking about graphic TV content, let's get right to his quote:

"Fox treated viewers to everything from an ‘eleven-way’ gay orgy to baby Stewie eating a bowl of cereal with horse sperm instead of milk ... if that isn’t enough, the show’s leading character is also shown fanaticizing about his wife and moaning while a horse licks his bare behind. Clearly, the explicit content was not isolated to one instance in one segment of the show; it permeated the entire program."

I know. I can't believe I missed "Family Guy" last week either.

And presumably Winter meant "fantasizing" not "fanaticizing," the latter meaning "to cause to become fanatic."

The PTC is urging its purported 1.3 million members to file FCC complaints against "Family Guy" as well. The organization has a history of taking issue with the show's content and series creator Seth MacFarlane was asked about the PTC last year:

"Oh, yeah. That’s like getting hate mail from Hitler. They’re literally terrible human beings. I’ve read their newsletter, I’ve visited their website, and they’re just rotten to the core. For an organization that prides itself on Christian values — I mean, I’m an atheist, so what do I know? — they spend their entire day hating people. They can all suck my d**k as far as I’m concerned."

Diddy on Ellen

Frankly, Puffy, P Diddy, Piddly Diddly, whatever he calls himself these days, is a douche. Ellen asks him what's up with loaning his house to Chrianna. Also, if a friend hits somebody, you have just been given a 'FREE TO JUDGE' pass, Twitter or not.