The Spin Sycle for Friday April 22 2011

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Hey Syclers!  What's the dirty laundry for today?

Lights
For everything you want to know about the Royal wedding, click here

Just so you know, Good Friday is not a federal holiday.  You too, Lindsay Lohan.

Tina Fey says what we all think about toddlers


Absolutely Fabulous to return for 3 episodes this summer


Darks
JWOW is a crazy ass bitch, the bad kind.  Her ex-boyfriend has the stiches to prove it

"I have no testosterone left, but you know, I'm happy"  I don't believe you, Ben Affleck

Kanye West's charity closes down for some strange reason, complete with pic of him with PedoBear


Needs Bleach
Nic Cage's son engaged.....happened about two weeks ago and they are getting married Sunday. No, really.

3D porn made more money on its opening day than Avatar. Really.

Michael Lohan is officially a ManWhore

2010

This year is starting out kinda slow...Khloe K wants a baby cuz sister Kourtney had one, it's already announced that there shall be an Avatar 2 and Conan O'brien is getting screwed.  Actually, Conan may come out with the best deal, have to wait and see.

Should be some good blind items coming along soon!  Check back!