Showing posts with label khloe kardashian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label khloe kardashian. Show all posts

Friday, November 1, 2013

Spin Sycle for November 1, 2013 and weekend edition!

How was your Halloween, Spinions???  are you ready to be bombarded by Christmas now??

I found this funny as hell, Mama June and Honey Boo Boo's family dressed as the Kardashians for Halloween.  Just imagine the hilarity if the two families ever actually meet:

Honey Boo Boo and Her Family Keep Up with the Kardashians for Halloween

And Neil Patrick Harris's family was perfect as usual:




It seems that even the gods are tired of Kanye's shit

I'm pretty sure that by this point, Khloe is in it for the $ now.....your friend Spin heard something about Khloe getting most of Lamar's $ if he died....which would be more than a divorce would bring.  Obvious choice is obvious?

Finally, if anybody cares, Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant with #2

Weekend update:  Love is dead, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison split up.  Then again, quelle surprise.  Will she become the next Pari$ Hilton? And I mean in regards to the annoying overexposure for nothing.  Wait, how much do you want to bet that there's a sex tape being shopped around (barf)?




Monday, December 31, 2012

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition

Happy New Year, Syclers!!!  I am hoping that 2013 will be a much better year.  What are you hoping for?

Two giant egos have collided and are about to produce an ego that none can contain.  BTW, Kim K is still married, that divorce hasn't been settled yet.  Poor Khloe, will this push her off the edge?

Jessica Simpson shows off bump #2

Britney to release a new album for 2013



Enjoy DJ Earworm's year end mashup!!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday, June 14 2012

Hey Syclers!! Miss me?

Miley is supposed to be engaged, right?

Look, Madonna, everyone in the world has already seen your nipples and your labia, so you can stop it now.  Also, I'm tired of your Catholic religion schtick

Coutrney Cox don't need no stinkin lawyer

Hugh Laurie in the new Robocop.....good idea?

Are they saying that Duchess Kate is pregnant?

Khloe K has begun fertility treatments.....insert your joke here

Blind items!
[BuzzFoto] This beautiful R&B singer peaked in the early 2000′s but now her spotlight is dimming… Dimming so much that she is said to be working with a well-respected and discrete Hollywood Madame. For a few appointments a year, she’s paying the mortgage for herself and several family members. There are apparently a lot of rich business men that will pay big bucks to spend the night with a former famous performer. 


[NationalEnquirer] What straight, divorced father and former TV sitcom star – he’s since crashed and burned and is now trying for a comeback – had a memorable s*x party with multiple male esc*rts? The actor is known for his wild partying and ho*ker escapades, but he seems to have gotten bored with the ladies and is now into guys.


Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, May 2 2012

What's shakin, Syclers??  Let's see what's up

Too late?  OctoMom changes her mind, will do porn

Jessica Simpson Gave birth to Maxwell Drew (really?).  This is your last gasp of celebrity, Jessica, kiss it goodbye.

Khloe and Lamar may give up their show.  Best decision they could ever make, IMO

Hillary Clinton says no to Jason Segel.  Hill-arious

Is Drew Barrymore getting kicked during her photo shoot?

Check out Let's Go from Calvin Harris (feat. Ne-Yo)

Monday, March 19, 2012

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, March 20 2012

Hey Syclers!  Know what I'm having for dinner? Potato chips and peanut butter/chocolate fudge.  I'm on a binge, whatever.

Snoop Dogg made a mixtape that is awesome, FOR FREE and just for you!  Yes, you!


Lamar Odom finally sick of reality TV.....what does this mean for his marriage to the Hulk/Khloe?

Rosie and Oprah are not speaking

Lady Gaga to shut up for a while

OWN in trouble?  Guess what, Oprah....that audience you so depended on for support didn't follow you cuz they can barely afford basic cable.  Nobody's paying extra just for your crap channel.

"Desperate Housewives" mistrial

Blind Item
[Hollywood Dame] What celebrity father hasn’t seen his kid since she was born? He showed up for the birth and wrote a big check to keep the mother happy, but has been too busy dating models almost half his age to spend time with the tot. It seems cruel, but at least the child support checks still show up.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, January 24 2012

Hey Syclers!  I didn't make any New Year's resolutions because I have no intention of stopping eating potato chips.  It would all be a damm lie, so why waste my time?  Anyhow, Happy Chinese New Year!!



We're gettin fingered by the sun, ya'll!

Whitney Houston is broke

Puppy Bowl lineup has been released!

Britney Spears' conservatorship to end when her new marriage begins

Khloe Kardashian's biological father is her mom's hairdresser?


Solved Blind Item and frankly this is what you get with the $citard school of parenting:
BlindGossip – Which celebrity couple has relinquished control of the family to their offspring? This goes beyond spoiling. They let the child/children make all their own  decisions about schools, food, clothing, travel, and activities.  Before you know it, the kid/kids will be picking the parents’ films and paying off their credit cards. The parents seem to think that the decision-making will result in more self-assured adult/s. However, right now it’s just the tail wagging the dog. Other family members are concerned that some of these decisions may be endangering the health and safety of all involved.

SOLVED!
It’s Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith and Jaden Smith and Willow Smith! Source: BG
Unimportant: Math, school, bedtime, stability
Important: Acting, singing, fame, hair-whipping
This is an old blind item and may not be the most shocking blind item reveal ever, but we thought the timing was right to solve it.
That’s because while this family is all pretty on the outside, they’ve been a mess on the inside for a couple of years now, and it’s getting tougher for them to keep it all a secret. Don’t expect to see anything from them in public except an intact, united front and lots of smiles. But do expect to see a few more Solved items on them this year.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 18 2012

Already mid January Syclers!!!

Happy 90th Cake day, Betty White!
Betty White in The Golden Girls

Khloe the Sasquatch begins fertility treatment in Dallas.  Which clinic is that again?

Paula Deen's cooking finally catches up to her;  The lesson is: Don't Eat Like Paula, Ya'll

Is the vampire thing going a little too far?  Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Is it just me or is Cameron Diaz looking a little gross these days?


What about Beyonce's "lighter skin" photos?  Anyone?

I do not give two shits if Rihanna wants to smoke a blunt

Old and busted: Amsterdam   New hotness: Czech Republic

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Spin Sycle Weekend!

What's up Syclers?  Here's a blind item to get you going:

[Lainey GossipWould you still love him if you knew that he stomps around the set, holding up production, when his tea is brought to him at not the right temperature?  Would you still love him if you found out he delayed filming, and an entire crew, for several hours, because he had to have hislunch from a place that was off site so they had to drive there to get it and come back, only it was missing an ingredient and he sent it back? Would you still love him if he refused to report to set after visiting wardrobe and found out someone else had been joking around with his hat and he insisted it wasn’t sitting right on his head anymore?


*Spin's guess: Robert Downey Jr.*


This translates as "I got more $ for blow"


I guess 4th time's a charm?  With shaved head and all


Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, Khloe and Lamar are coming to Dallas.  KHLOE SMASH


Wait, I'm confused.  First Mitch Winehouse wants Lady Gaga to play Amy in a biopic then says there will never be a movie about Amy.  Which is it?


Ashton's StepDaughters hate him now for lying

Vivien Leigh was a modern woman

Enjoy this video; Heinz Automato 2:

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Keeping busy?

Eddie Long's wife (you remember him, yet another preacher who was accused by several young men of coerced sex) filed for divorce, then removed then petition....now she's filed for divorce again.  Get a score card, this will be messy.

Seriously, where did the love go in R&B music?

Teen mom Farrah Abraham really needs to shut her mouth.  Oh fuck it, let the Kardashian media machine squash her.

HA HA  Ex Mrs. Charlie Sheen Brooke Mueller busted for Columbian marching powder possession

Beyonce wants you to know that she really is pregnant, fuck the haters

The Kardashian Media Machine wants you to know that they want to be taken seriously - KHLOE SMASH

Rachel Zoe wants to reproduce again

Here's Chris Lake's Sundown:

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Here's Another Blind Item!

See if you can guess, Syclers!

Delicates
CDAN – This NBA star is cheating on his reality star wife with another reality star who used to be on Real World way way back in the day.



Lights
Is it a promise ring or an engagement ring for Bella and Edward?


Bradley Cooper to star in a remake of The Crow?  Sounds awkward


If anyone still cares, Brangelina finally getting married?


Madonna at her 'Confessions' Tour at Wembley A...Image via Wikipedia
Needs Bleach
Has Madonna given up on Kabbalah?  Srsly, she was never going to be more than an old Catholic lady anyway.


Is Justin Bieber actually a douche way deep down inside?





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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

What is hanging on the lines, Syclers?  Let's see!

Darks
It's really hard to stan for you, Charlie Sheen, when you are acting like an arrogant dictator but most especially when you cost many people their jobs.  That's all you, directly your fault, because you don't know when to keep your mouth shut.  Are you going to pay them for the rest of the season that didn't happen since it's your fault the show was cut, Charlie?  I think that's the least you could do.

That's a mighty fine marriage you have for yourself there, Katy Perry

Lights
a new little KISS member to be added to the family for Paul Stanley.  I sooo want to see KISS at the Houston Rodeo this year.

Angelina Jolie having a special diamond pendant made for Brad Pitt.  Hope she didn't mean it as a surprise

Needs Bleach
The Kardashian giant troll wishes to procreate.  Khloe smash.

Want to live in London while renting a place from a Qaddaffi son?  But why not  ;P

Delicates
Ted C blind item that might be Jessica Simpson, don't bitch because it's Ted C.  You've been warned.




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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Blind Items!!!

from BlindGossip:

 Big dilemma over at a major magazine. They are the first to receive multiple photos of a very famous actor in compromising positions with other men. So why aren’t they racing every other magazine and tabloid to press? Several reasons. First of all, the pics weren’t taken by a member of the magazine’s staff, and the submitter wants to see more money before granting permission for publication. Second, the magazine has a reputation for taking the high road when it comes to salacious stories, and running one contrary to type would certainly fly in the face of tradition. It could also make other stars pause before granting interviews in the future. Finally, they know they would get sued. So now they are running the numbers. They need to figure out if the boost in sales and circulation – of what would likely be their best-selling issue in history – will offset the negatives.



Spin's guess:  Tommy Girl Cruise


This Reality Star wants out of her marriage. She realizes being married to a Sports Player is not all it’s cracked up to be. She wants to leave, but her mom, who is also her manager, is making her stay so they can continue to get money.






brought to you by this awesome Bruce Lee clip:


Tuesday, August 17, 2010

It's the Spin Sycle for August 17, 2010

Don't text and drive, dearies, it can kill you.

Jessica Simpson wishes she had a big ass.  Not big, smart brains, but a big ass.

No Doubt to finally put out a new album, Gwen is pissed at Gavin and wrote songs all about it

Just sad, Zsa Zsa is to leave us and this world soon.

Laurence Fishburne wants nothing more to do with his pornstar daughter

Khloe Kardashian uses the Vatican Roulette method of birth control.

Friday, January 8, 2010

2010

This year is starting out kinda slow...Khloe K wants a baby cuz sister Kourtney had one, it's already announced that there shall be an Avatar 2 and Conan O'brien is getting screwed.  Actually, Conan may come out with the best deal, have to wait and see.

Should be some good blind items coming along soon!  Check back!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

In Non-Tiger Woods news......

The honeymoon's over for Khloe the immature and Lamar the future cheater! From Radaronline:

The honeymoon is over for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. Just 10 weeks after their lavish made-for-TV wedding, the couple openly fought at a Los Angeles restaurant Wednesday night, an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

"Lamar caused a huge scene," the source said of the incident at Phillippe Chow restaurant. "He got jealous because Khloe was textingat the table and he yelled at her to quit it. She refused, so he stormed off and sat alone at the bar. Khloe just ignored him."

"He went and sat at the bar and watched TV by himself," the source added. "Khloe was with her best friend [Malika Hagg] and the poor girl was totally stuck in the middle.

"She was ruinning back and forth between the bar and the table trying to make peace but Lamar kept just saying 'I'm not talking to her. Let her talk to her phone. She can be alone with her phone.' It was bad.

"Finally he stomped back over to the table and grabbed the keys and left a couple of hundreds on the table. Khloe just turned her back to him so he walked out the front door."

It appeared that the NBA superstar had taken off on his own but he finally pulled around to the front of the restaurant in his SUV.

"Everyone thought Lamar had left but then he pulled around front in his SUV and the girls went out and jumped in.

*See, Khloe has no idea what marriage is about....start your office pools on when this faux marriage ends! This is gonna get gooood*



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