Happy Monday Syclers!

Are you doing well?  Here's Weird Al making fun of Lady Gaga, which is quite funny.  Don't get your panties in a bunch, he used to make fun of Micheal Jackson and Madonna too, who both found him hilarious:



Lights
Britney Spears kicks off her Femme Fatale tour


Herpes carrying A list celeb has settled for a little over $5 million....still no idea who it is

All you have to do, Gwyneth, is get rid of the Wii.  Get it out of the house.

Darks
Jackass star Ryan Dunn, who you probably remember for shoving a toy car up his rectum, has died

Seems Frank Sinatra had a dick side.  Who knew?

Goldie Hawn trashed as a bad mother by ex

Needs Bleach
Katie Holmes is just too thin

Nick Lachey wants to have babies with Vanessa.  U mad, Jessica?

See celebs' before and after plastic surgery pics

And Madonna actually pays this person!

Everybody has a bad angle, even Madonna.

The singer, 49, was photographed Friday leaving the Kaballah Center in New York looking gaunt and tired. But pictures can lie, says her publicist.

"I just think the photographer got a bad shot of her or it was touched up to make her look bad," says her rep Liz Rosenberg. "I saw Madonna two days before at her rehearsal and she looked amazing – glowing skin and working really hard on her show."

"She may look a little thinner than usual," continues Rosenberg, "but she was dancing and singing better than ever and ate a nice healthy meal."

Los Angeles plastic surgeon Dr. Jeffrey Hoefflin says weight loss can make for sharp cheekbones.

"From a physician who has never evaluated or treated Madonna, it's my impression that if she has lost significant weight, that you're seeing a good amount of facial fat loss in her face," he tells PEOPLE.

"The cheekbones can often stand out, appearing as [though] someone has undergone some form of mid-face enhancement," he adds.

As for the expression on Madonna's face in the photos, her rep joked, "Maybe she was getting ready to hurl a spitball at somebody."

Could it be the stress of the recent the rumors about her marriage? No, says Rosenberg.

"She's working hard rehearsing eight hours a day for her tour," says the rep, who also called rumors that the singer ghost-wrote parts of her brother's tell-all book "ludicrous."

"If she had anything to do with that book, it would have been better written and more eloquent," says Rosenberg. "To say Madonna needs publicity is insane. Her ticket sales are amazing. And she's in a great space."

Source: People

*Spin thinks Madge isn't eating much, works out far too much and had her cheeks done, fat injections maybe?*

Can't quite put my finger on it....

But soon-to-be-locked-up celebutard Pari$ite has had something done to her face....somehow she looks different.

Let's compare these recent pics to earlier pics of her:

What is different?