Friday, October 20, 2006

Guilty Pleasure

This is for all the recent talk about models and being too skinny and all the bullshit that drives the fashion industry. I think Marilyn Mason is on the mark here. Enjoy.


Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Do they ever just get along?

Why do I get the impression that Madonna is a real control freak?

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off of Life Style UK:

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Madonna's husband Guy Ritchie strongly disapproves of her adopting Malawian baby David Banda, it has been claimed.

The one-year-old boy was flown to London on Tuesday (17.10.06) after the singer and the 'Revolver' director were granted temporary custody of him but it has allegedly caused huge rows between the couple.A source told Britain's Closer magazine: "Guy was not in favour of adopting and the rows have caused tension between them, but Madonna has refused to back down."

She is one of six children and she always promised herself she would have a large family like her mother. Being 48, she is only too aware she would struggle to conceive. She's in terrific physical shape and still has bags of energy to put into bringing up another child. "Guy's own mother, Lady Amber Leighton, was forced to give up her first baby for adoption when she was an unmarried 17-year-old and this personal experience made Guy reluctant to adopt.

The source explained: "Guy's own personal heartbreak with adoption has left him very sceptical about doing it himself. But nothing could stop Madonna."

However, Guy's father John insists his son - who has never met his sibling who was put for adoption - is happy with the situation.John said: "Nothing would make me happier than if they adopt. It is the children that keep Guy and Madonna together."(c) BANG Media International.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Page Six confirmation!


I am laughing so hard, I have tears squirtin out my eyes!!! And he's living with Paris! Wonder how he pays his rent...(icky)

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October 16, 2006 -- OILY heir Brandon Davis appears to be running out of reserves.

Though he made fun of Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan, scoffing that she "only" had $7 million, the grandson of supposed billionaire Marvin Davis bounced a $10,000 check he gave to "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis, and he's also said to owe record producer Scott Storch and The Palm casino owner George Maloof.

Other clues the Davis clan isn't as liquid as was believed: Brandon's aunt, Patty Davis Raynes, is suing the family for more inheritance; his grandmother, Barbara, sold the family's estate in Beverly Hills for close to $42 million; and sources say Nancy Davis (Brandon's mom) is quietly selling her Bel Air home for around $15 million.

Before Brandon told Page Six, "[Bleep] you," and hung up, he explained that his check had bounced because he was switching banks and that he'd paid Francis back in cash (which Francis denies). The check, a copy of which was obtained by Page Six, states it was refused for "insufficient funds."

The family still has enough money for a spokesman, who told us, "There is no truth to these rumors." But he wouldn't comment on specific allegations.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Paris & Nicole reunion

I call bullshit. I think the whole "reunion" was set up by E! network to continue with "The Simple Life" and maybe get better ratings. Why? Because back in July, they sent out surveys to some people and I was one of them. It asked question about the Simple Life and if you'd rather see Paris & Nicole reunite than do everyything separate.....So I don't think that they are speaking out of the kindness and forgiveness they found in their hearts, I think it was imposed.

And that's my two cents.

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Friday, October 13, 2006

*Cackling laughter and wiping of tears*

ok, ok....I almost feel sorry for Brandon Davis....

Now I'm laughing again...

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off of Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

We heard rumors that when billionaire oil mogul Marvin Davis died, he left his family in financial ruin and now we're starting to see proof.

The family matriarch Barbara Davis sold her mansion, The Knoll, in Beverly Hills and she's now living in a rental in Coldwater Canyon. Her daughter Nancy - Brandon Davis's mother- was also forced to sell her Bel Air home and she downsized.

Brandon doesn't drive and he no longer has limos every night - he has to depend on rides from Paris Hilton, with whom he's living. What's more, Brandon was seen flying COACH to Las Vegas on Southwest recently.

Brandon and his brother Jason have had trouble getting into the hot LA club Hyde but they finally wangled their way in last week. How embarrassing - when Jason tried to use his credit card to pay the $80.00 bar tab, it was DECLINED!

Thursday, October 12, 2006

WTF?


off of ONTD, k-fool interview: BTW, sorry for less pictures lately.....computer doesn't want to cooperate

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Kevin talked to Seattle's Jackie and Bender this morning about being on CSI (airing tonight) as well as his album, and new baby...

Jackie: There's rumors that Sutton is not a boy. Have you heard that?
Kevin: Only from my friends, cause I haven't told them so I haven't told them anything and my wife hasn't spoken to anybody about anything, so...

Bender: Cause word has it that she'll reveal the news the week your cd drops.
Kevin: Um, I don't know, that might be all rumors too.

Jackie: Isn't that strange when you hear that, when you have a child and people tell you the sex is a different one.
Kevin: Yeah it's crazy. Well it's even crazier when people are telling me my child's name.
Bender: Oh so Sutton is not the baby's name---
Kevin: Oh yeah there you go.

Maybe I've become jaded....

But I really don't care if Madonna adopted.....really. Does anybody care? The kid is the luckiest bastard on the planet, he'll never want for anything......but who cares?

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from canada.com:

canada.comPublished: Thursday, October 12, 2006
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* As canada.com/entertainment first reported on Oct. 4, Madonna has adopted a baby boy in Malawi.

Government official Kingston Kilembe confirmed Thursday that the pop star and her director husband Guy Ritchie filed adoption papers in Lilongwe High Court for 13-month-old David Banda.

The little boy's mother died shortly after his birth and his father Yohane said he was happy that his son will have a better life.Banda was taken from the village of Mchinji to Lilongwe, the capital of Malawi. The country is one of the poorest in the world and inflicted with disease and hunger.

Nearly 14 per cent of the 12 million people who live there are infected with HIV.Madonna's new son is one of an estimated 1 million orphans in Malawi. While in Africa, the superstar has also visited the site of an orphanage her charity is building in Mphandula, about 30 miles outside Lilongwe.

Madonna's publicist, Liz Rosenberg, had previously denied reports that an adoption was taking place. Later, she stated: "I am unable to make any official statement at this time."

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Strange days

But can you really blame the lawyer?

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off of MSNBC.com:

Says he was unsettled when she exchanged vows with boyfriend

Manuel Balce Ceneta / Ap File

ATLANTA - Anna Nicole Smith’s lead attorney in the Bahamas said Wednesday he has withdrawn as counsel for the reality TV star, citing disagreements on matters of strategy and concerns about her conduct.

Michael Scott said he was unsettled by Smith’s decision to exchange vows with her boyfriend even before she made funeral arrangements for Daniel Smith, her 20-year-old son who died Sept.10. People magazine bought photos of the ceremony, which was not a legal wedding and was held aboard a catamaran on Sept. 28 in waters off Nassau, Bahamas.

“A disagreement on a commercial transaction made it difficult for us to remain as counsel,” Scott told The Associated Press over the phone.

A Nassau funeral home has been holding Daniel Smith’s embalmed body while awaiting further instructions from the family. He died while visiting Smith in a Bahamas hospital where she had given birth to a daughter three days earlier.

Bahamian police investigating Smith’s death expect to submit their report as early as this week to authorities who will determine whether a jury inquest is necessary.

Cyril Wecht, a forensic pathologist who conducted a private autopsy, concluded that he died from a lethal combination of methadone and two antidepressants.
‘Not really an amicable parting’Scott, who was also the attorney for Daniel Smith’s estate, said he decided to withdraw effective Tuesday after consulting with his partners. He said he has notified Anna Nicole Smith in writing.
“It was not really an amicable parting,” said Scott, reached on his cell phone in Florida.

Scott cited disagreements with Smith’s boyfriend and longtime attorney Howard K. Stern, who says he is the father of Anna Nicole’s newborn daughter.
There were “strong differences of opinion between myself and Howard over strategies,” said Scott, who declined to elaborate, citing attorney-client privilege.

A birth certificate at a Nassau registry, a copy of which was obtained Wednesday by The Associated Press, lists Stern as the father of the baby girl, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern.

A lawsuit filed by Larry Birkhead, a former boyfriend of the former Playboy playmate, claims he is the girl’s father and demands that mother and daughter return to California for DNA paternity testing. A hearing in the case has been scheduled for Oct. 26 in Los Angeles Superior Court.

Smith, who was born 38 years ago in Mexia, Texas, as Vickie Lynn Hogan, has been married twice.

In 1985 she wed Bill Smith, her co-worker at a Texas restaurant, and gave birth to Daniel before divorcing two years later. And in 1994, she married Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, when she was 26 and he was 89. He died the following year. She has since been embroiled in a legal dispute over his multimillion-dollar estate.

© 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Hmmmm...

No snark from me here....just off of ONTD:

It's good to know Mel Gibson's friends adhere to the same rigid code of conduct he does. Rod Bernsen, the former Los Angeles TV reporter and police officer who was arrested Saturday on charges of molesting young boys aboard a cruise ship, is a close and longstanding friend of the Braveheart star, according to an entertainment industry source.

"Mel's going to shit," says the source, noting that Bernsen frequently accompanies Gibson on benders around Malibu—or at least used to, before Gibson entered rehab in August following his drunk-driving and Jew-baiting debacle.Law enforcement officials have not yet commented on the reason for Bernsen's arrest, but the Los Angeles Times is reporting that he stands accused of molesting two 12-year-old boys in the sauna of a cruise ship. His wife and child were with him on the cruise, according to the paper.

Bernsen, who is a cousin of L.A. Law star Corbin Bernsen, has spent much of his life working in and around the law. After retiring from the LAPD in 1992, he enjoyed a second career as a traffic reporter and criminal justice expert for Fox affiliate KTTV, where he was best known for providing color commentary on high-speed chases.

How does Gibson, who practices a notoriously austere version of Catholicism, feel about his buddy's alleged taste for underage boys? Hard to say; his rep didn't reply to a request for comment. But it appears Gibson and Bernsen have known each other since at least 1987, when Bernsen served as a technical advisor on Lethal Weapon. According to public records, both reside in the Los Angeles suburb of Agoura Hills, where, says the source, they've often subjected neighbors to their alcohol-fueled hijinks. "They're just wild guys together," she says.

Monday, October 9, 2006

I SWORE TIM ALLEN WAS GAY!!!!


I mean, we all know he's a cokehead, but I SWORE he was gay!!!


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off of AP entertainment:

Tim Allen Marries Longtime Girlfriend
By Associated Press

October 9, 2006, 3:00 PM EDT

LOS ANGELES -- More power to Tim Allen. The comic actor got married this weekend to his girlfriend of five years, actress Jane Hadjuk, in an intimate Colorado ceremony. The couple's family were the only guests at the private affair, held Saturday in Grand Lake, Colo., Allen's publicist, Marleah Leslie, said Monday. Allen's 17-year-old daughter, Katherine Dick, was among the attendees.

It is the first marriage for Hadjuk, 39, and the second for Allen, 53. He was previously married to Laura Deibel. Hadjuk and Allen appeared together earlier this year in the children's action film "Zoom."

Allen, whose early comedy routines often centered on men and power tools, hit stardom with his long-running TV series "Home Improvement." He'll be seen in the upcoming "The Santa Clause 3" with Martin Short and recently finished filming Disney's "Wild Hogs" with John Travolta, Martin Lawrence and William H. Macy.

Guilty Pleasure

Spacehog...I love this song, I miss these days....

Thursday, October 5, 2006

Judge for yourself

Here's the URL for the blog that busted the former page of Mark Foley. Read the whole story, he did a good, thorough job.

http://passionateamerica.blogspot.com/

Really BAD prank

Sorry, drugereport, but I gotta share this.....

You know, sometimes when you think it would be really funny to do something, it might just be a good idea to listen to that little naysayer in your head...the one that says "this could come back to bite me in the ass"...

from the drudge report:

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU OCT 5 2006 2:53:48 ET XXXXX

CLAIM: FILTHY FOLEY ONLINE MESSAGES WERE PAGE PRANK GONE AWRY

**World Exclusive** **Must Credit the DRUDGE REPORT**

According to two people close to former congressional page Jordan Edmund, the now famous lurid AOL Instant Message exchanges that led to the resignation of Mark Foley were part of an online prank that by mistake got into the hands of enemy political operatives, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

According to one Oklahoma source who knows the former page very well, Edmund, a conservative Republican, goaded an unwitting Foley to type embarrassing comments that were then shared with a small group of young Hill politicos. The prank went awry when the saved IM sessions got into the hands of political operatives favorable to Democrats.

The primary source, an ally of Edmund, adamantly proclaims that the former page is not a homosexual. The prank scenario was confirmed by a second associate of Edmund. Both are fearful that their political careers will be affected if they are publicly brought into the matter.

The prank scenario only applies to the Edmund IM sessions and does not necessarily apply to any other exchanges between the former congressman and others. The news come on the heels that Edmund has hired former Timothy McVeigh attorney, Stephen Jones.

Developing...

False Scandal

http://www.drudgereport.com/flashmfa.htm

I have heard from some camps that this was a careful orchestration by Democrats to get votes in their favor, since elections are in a few weeks and this just fuels that fire. Apparently, because of an easy IM glitch, the former page accusing Mark Foley of harrassing him while underage was actually 18 years old when it happened. He is now 21.

See, and people want to think that teens are so sweet and innocent. Look at almost any account of a teen on myspace.com and you'll see that most teens are, in fact, not that innocent.

My question is, who put this former page up to accusing Foley? Who stands to gain from this?

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Split!


So he finally got sick of her? He moved out of her house?

Or more like, who the hell cares anymore? Maybe that's why they split, nobody gives a rat's ass about them now. Bad for publicity.

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from US weekly:

Us Exclusive: Jen and Vince Split

After weeks of distance both emotional and real, the relationship ax fell the week of September 9 for Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. A source close to Vaughn tells Us that the split happened just before the actor left for London to begin work on his holiday comedy, Joe Claus. “It’s not common knowledge, but we’re not together anymore,” Vaughn told the insider September 13, adding that they solidified the breakup in a long phone conversation.

“We’ve split up.” Confirms an Aniston pal: “They’re 100 percent done.” Soon afterward, Vaughn, 36, canceled plans for Aniston, 37, to visit him in London for a September 23 party, says the source.

What went wrong? Sources tell Us that the relationship began to unravel almost immediately after Vaughn’s June 27 proposal to Aniston. So what has become of the $500,000, 9.5-carat canary yellow diamond Vaughn picked out for Aniston? What did Vaughn’s mother say to Vince to make him think twice about marrying Jen? What does Jen’s ex Brad Pitt think of Aniston losing at love? For more details on Jen and Vince’s split and what they’re up to now that they’re single, check out the current issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.

Be afraid, be very afraid...


Tory Spelling is pregnant!

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off of page six:

October 4, 2006 -- IT'S for real - Tori Spelling is pregnant, friends of the starlet confirmed to Page Six. She's about three months along, and she and hubby Dean McDermott are said to be overjoyed. Maybe the baby's arrival will help heal the rift between Spelling and her mother, Candy, who have been fighting for the past year. Candy was upset with her portrayal in Tori's short-lived, reality-based VH1 show, "So NoTORIous." This will be the second child for McDermott, who has a son with his ex-wife. Spelling's rep declined comment.

Tuesday, October 3, 2006

Strange & Perverted

But this makes sense...Is Mark Foley, the Florida congressman who was busted for messing with teenage pages, a $cientologist? After all, they encourage messing with minors....and for the record, I am hardly condoning his actions or letting the guy off the hook, what he did was very inappropriate, ESPECIALLY for a public figure, but C'MON, we all know that teenagers just aren't that innocent....and having cybersex is not that big of a deal. Really. Ok, maybe it is during a vote.

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off of defamer.com:

Foley sent his “Gone to Detox Mansion” fax from Clearwater, Florida. Are there any rehab joints there that aren’t run by Scientology? Remember, that’s the same cult that says they can ‘cure’ homosexuality ….Let’s investigate, after the jump.

Clearwater is known as the town Scientology built … or at least the town Scientology almost completely redeveloped. Clearwater is also home to Narconon, L. Ron Hubbard’s homemade rehab program.

And it turns out Foley was no stranger in Clearwater.

At a 2003 Scientology meeting, Foley gave a speech and was photographed happily accepting “leatherbound copies of Dianetics and The Way to Happiness.”

In 1999, Foley joined three other Scientology-friendly politicians in condemning Germany for outlawing Scientology — German law is very strict about cults, because of previous problems.

The Clearwater Scientologists also held a fund-raiser for Foley’s aborted Senate run; he dropped out after the gay thing was mentioned.

And on Friday, the Creative Loafing blog in Tampa reported that Foley attended a Scientology gala in Los Angeles five years ago.

Monday, October 2, 2006

Holy Crap!

Our fav snarker around, Ted C., according to defamer.com, is leaving e! come june 2007. Apparently his contract is coming up and he's none too pleased with how things are going so he's taking the highway! Explains why the assistants have been doing more contributions with writing lately....and why the blind items have been so lame and flat.

and he'll be takin all his secrets with him!

sorry, e! but you're stupid to let him go!

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Does this really surprise anybody?


I just wonder....does Long-Ho keep the house?

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off of TMZ.com:

Eva and Tony Call It Quits – For Real

After a day of rumor, suggestion, and speculation, now it's official: Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker are finished as a couple. "They did break up. It's amicable," says a source to People magazine. "It's distance and demanding careers and not living in the same city. It didn't happen yesterday. It's been going on for a while."

Earlier in the day, a source from the San Antonio Spurs, Parker's team, had said the break-up rumors weren't true, and Longoria's rep Liza Anderson had said that the two were "going through a very difficult time." The pair met in November 2004 and confirmed their coupledom by August 2005.

Friday, September 29, 2006

Guilty Pleasure

Ok, I would so do Bob Sagat. Sue me. I really would. This vid makes me cry tears every time I watch it, it's so funny.