Eventually, the hosts began to tire of his "Are they nearly here yet?" questions when after two hours he was still scanning the door, looking at his watch and sweating profusely.
When eventually a 'tired' looking Paul Simonon tottered through the door, De Niro gave a huge whoop of delight and grabbed the bassist. He then dragged Simonon off to the toilets and both emerged several minutes later looking much more relaxed, if a little energised.
Man of the people Pete insisted on sitting up front with the driver like an excited child, then threw a hissy fit after the mole told him that he couldn't smoke his crack pipe. Despite the mole's warning, Doherty continued to play with the pipe and edge his lighter towards it surreptitiously.
Eventually, the mole lost patience, pulled over and threatened to eject the bloated slug, before asking:
"Listen, you're clearly not an uneducated man. You're bright. So tell me, why are you such a cunt?"
Oddly, Britain's premier wordsmith was lost for words and spent the rest of the journey staring out of the window and sighing noisily like a teenager denied internet access for a week.
The attitude of the fattest heroin addict in the world worsened when he arrived at the recording studio and was denied access until he paid the massive bill for the damage he'd caused on his previous visit.