Tuesday, February 26, 2008
I don't watch the Oscars, don't care about them, don't care about who did who (Penelope obviously cuddling with Javier), who wore who and don't care that I'm late writing about it!!! I'm not alone in not caring, either. The 80th Oscars were the least watched ever. You know why? IT'S BORING!!!! They may as well post the damn award announcements on a poster board just like exam scores were given out for grades. Anyone who cares can go read the board, problem solved.
So to relieve the boredom that is the Oscars, Here's Sarah Silverman's 'I'm f*cking Matt Damon' song: