Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, how's it going?  Having a good weekend?

Heidi Klum formally files for divorce from Seal after two month's separation

Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly?  No thank you

Katie Holmes finally learns how to handle Tom on her own.  Breakup pending?

Billie Piper gave birth to son #2

Enjoy Jay Z mashed with Flight of the Concords

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

What's up, Syclers!!!  Here's what's happening:

HUGE: Heidi Klum is going to divorce Seal....L'Amour est mort

Kelly Osbourne gets fuckered

Fantasia, honey, don't you know that if he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you?

Jennifer Lopez is a dumbass

Enjoy Etta James, Sunday kind of Love:

Spin Sycle for October 13 2010

Here you go, Syclers!

Men in Black 3 on hold, according to Panache:

Feuding between Will Smith on one hand and director Barry Sonnenfeld and the producers on the other has resulted in production of Sony's" Men in Black III," being halted in New York.




Jessica Simpson's boyfriend is now free to marry her




Heidi Klum to be the new face of Ann Taylor


Old news:  Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani's husband, admits to gay fling as a teen.  no1curr


Lamar Odom is a dumbass letting his monster-in-law Kris manage him


Ashlee Simpson-Wentz actually looks cute with short hair.  I figure she got sick of her child getting his hands on it and pulling.  Hard.

Don't Hate!

It really is hard to hate on Heidi Klum, I've tried.  Want to, but then she makes sense.  Here's her secret to losing baby fat from digital spy:

Heidi Klum has claimed that losing baby weight is not difficult.

The supermodel, who gave birth to her fourth child in October, explained that looking after children helps people become slimmer.

Showbiz Spy quotes her as saying: "I eat healthily and stay active. I have four children that I am running after, I jump on the trampoline with them, run after them."

Meanwhile, speaking to Us Weekly, Klum explained that breastfeeding can also help.

"I never looked at breastfeeding in terms of, 'This is something that helps me'," she said. "Breastfeeding helps my child. The after effect: yes, you lose your weight in a normal manner. I think people blow it out of proportion."

She continued: "Everything gets made into so much drama about how a woman has her weight like before [she gave birth]. If you're living your life, not sitting on the couch... a woman will go back to how she looked before she was pregnant."

She Looks Good....

So you don't have to. Here's Heidi "I've had three kids" Klum on the catwalk at the 2008 Victoria's Secret show. Frankly, this is where she belongs, not on my TV. I find her shrilly little voice annoying and the world is a better place when she keeps her yap shut. She's meant for looking good and that's it.


Frankly, I can't believe she's still doing this. Stephanie Seymour retired long ago with her brood. Not Heidi. She's going to flaunt herself in front of the rest of us who are flabby, fat and work in an office all day long until one of us rises up and stabs her in the eye. But that wouldn't stop her, she'd still prance about with a terribly stylish eyepatch, her abs taunting us all.

Here's Heidi talking to Us Magazine:

Heidi Klum's tip for losing that pesky baby weight?
Be realistic.
“I always think, 'Look at how people were before they were pregnant,'" Klum, 34, says in June's Marie Claire. “If you were a toned, healthy, energetic person, most likely you will be like that again."
Klum rocked a bikini two months after welcoming her second child, Henry, in a 2005 Victoria's Secret fashion show.
"A lot of people come to me, and they’re like, ‘Will I look like you after I have the baby?’" she added. "And I say, ‘Well, how were you before?’" she says. "You can’t kid yourself.”

"I don’t want to be wondering about how skinny I am, wondering what I’m going to eat because I don’t want to gain and I want to look hot and young, always and forever," she adds.
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You make beaucoup $$ off your body!!! Whatever bitch.

The Winner of the Celebrity Halloween contest for 2008 is....

Heidi Klum as Shiva.....nobody could top this, kids!