BlindGossip – This actor is in more than a bit of trouble. There’s a reason for his cheating and other bad behavior. It’s the bottle. He’s always had a problem, but now it’s out of control. His wife (who is also a big celebrity) will stand by him as long as he agrees to go to rehab, which we hear will happen soon. The plan is to have him disappear over the holidays when everyone will simply be too busy to notice that he’s gone. Personally, we hope the wife will go with him. Rehab can be so romantic.
David Arquette checked into rehab over the weekend. You already know that Courteney Cox is his celebrity wife. The mistletoe clue was supposed to lead you to the “Never Been Kissed” and “Kiss & Tell”. Hey, it was the holidays and we just couldn’t come up with a good clue that included the phrase “Eight-Legged Freaks”.
When their split was first announced in October, they released a statement reading , “We have agreed to a trial separation that dates back for some time. The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply.”
Blah, blah, blah. The statement should have read, “We split up and are limiting David’s visitation to Coco because David is a drunk, he’s making everybody miserable, and he refuses to go rehab.”