Spin Sycle for Friday, March 1 2013

How's your March going so far, Syclers?  Is it Spring yet where you are?

This is so gross and unfair, Syclers.  How is it that this douchebag can become a father, yet I am infertile?  and people wonder why I am a nonbeliever.

Rick Springfield is returning to General Hospital, in case any of you actually watch that soap.

Holly Madison looks pretty good pregnant, with that new hair color

Is Kanye West losing his mind?  People are starting to wonder

Jennifer and Justin are going to do the deed


Remember the Girls Gone Wild videos?  Well, now GGW is bankrupt.  LOL

Enjoy Casablanca by Low Deep T

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, Sept. 19 2012

Here, Syclers, is your moment of Zen:

Spin Sycle for Monday, August 13 2012

Beware Monday the 13th, Syclers!!

So is Jennifer Aniston finally happy?  Has she gotten what she wanted?

Actually, I like Miley's new hair.  She's at the right age for this sort of thing and she's trying to distance herself from her younger image.  Spin approves.

Crystal Harris must be broke, went crawling back to Hef



see more Lolcats and funny pictures, and check out our Socially Awkward Penguin lolz!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

If you observe, Happy Pesach!  Also if you observe, Happy Easter!

Kim K. and Kanye West are perfect for each other.  You can watch their egos fuck each other, what a sight.  This is what happens when attention whores fall in love. She was cheating with Kanye the whole time.

What this translates into is "I'll do porn for an enormous price."  Cuz we all know Octomom can be bought.

Wow, it's really been 18 years since Kurt Cobain died?

PUH- LEASE  Jennifer Aniston probably doesn't look that good in real life.  That is what I choose to believe.

Blind Item!
[BlindGossip] If they were on a singing competition show, you would call them a Male Vocal Group. We prefer the term Boy Band. The group’s image determines their commercial success, and each member of the group is assigned a particular sterotype (such as The Bad Boy or The Baby or The Nice One) so that the band will have the widest possible appeal.

There is a Boy Band consisting of beautiful young men that currently has young girls across the country screaming with admiration and desire. Their public image is wholesome. However, there’s a lot going on behind the scenes that belies that image.

For example, there’s one member of the group whose moniker could be The Gay One. That’s right. Your teen daughter may be swooning right now over someone who isn’t even interested in her gender.

Oh, and there’s another member of the group who wouldn’t be interested in your daughter. His moniker could be… The Other Gay One.

Yes, that’s right, two gay young men in one popular group. (Although one does have a beard to maintain that desirable image). And here’s the most interesting part of all: the two boys are sleeping with each other.

Don’t tell your teen daughter. You don’t want her up all night crying because her mean parent destroyed her illusion. Besides, you eventually got over The Osmonds/ Menudo/ The Backstreet Boys, didn’t you?

*Spin's guess: One Direction*

you need to know the Awesomeness of Michael Penn and No Myth

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!!!  Have any big plans going on this weekend?

Did Kate Hudson get married?

Himmmm is not Robert Downey Jr.  Really.

o SERIOUSLY.  Quit saying Beyonce might already be pregnant again

Charlize Theron became a mother

Look at this picture then tell me if you think Jennifer Aniston is engaged.

Sin City 2 is finally shooting

For St. Patrick's day, here's House of Pain and Top of the Morning to ya



and Bonus Big Bang with Fantastic Baby

Spin Sycle for Monday, March 12 2012

How's the beginning of your week, Syclers?

Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina split up because he didn't want kids

Halle Berry is engaged

Bobbi Kristina wants to be Kristina Houston

John Mayer cancels tour due to vocal cord injury

Jennifer Aniston wants to be engaged by the end of the year

Here's George Takei's happy dance



Blind item!
[NationalEnquirer] What music superstar is singing the blues over his soon-to-be ex-wife’s threat to write a tell-all book about his dirty s*x secrets? Turns out that the “irreconcilable differences” she cited in her divorce papers were code for add*ction to p*rn and seedy low-rent m*ssage parlors!

Spin Scyle for Friday, February 3 2012

Hey Syclers!! In case you have not been turned on to My Morning Jacket, please allow me to introduce you:



Roseanne Barr for president?

Madonna doesn't care about poor people just like Mittens Romney!

Jennifer Aniston is desperately trying to get pregnant?

Will and Jada not only splitting up but splitting up the kids too?

Hope you have a great Friday!!

Spin Sycle for Friday January 20 2012

Hey SyclerS!!  Here's what's going on:

Even Beyonce's parents are already sick of hearing about Blue Ivy

Snooki really doesn't need all that makeup


are Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston pregnant at the same time?

I simply don't find Michael Fassbender attractive

Kardashian magazine is not happening

Human head, hand and feet found near Hollywood sign

Juliet's first hardcore song will rock your world:

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 12 2012

Jeez Syclers, this year has gotten off to a bad start!  My poor Georgey cat died, hit by a car.  For the love a little cat:




Hang on all you Star Wars geeks!  the porn version is real!

Oh the derp that is springing from Jay Z and Beyonce's hospital birthing fiasco.

Madonna releasing her 12th album

Katy Perry's parents are truly insufferable

Is Jennifer Aniston single again already?

Here's a blind item reveal:

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago.  The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and – if it is – how it will be spun.

It’s Khloe Kardashian! Source: BlindGossip.com and everywhere

Parent: Kris Jenner

Child: Khloe Kardashian

Child’s More Famous Sibling: Kim Kardashian

Spin Sycle for Thursday, December 1 2011

Happy December, Syclers!

Kris Humphries fires back by filing for annulment, claiming fraud

Former Colorado Sheriff arrested in meth for sex trade.  So typical.

Since Kourtney Kardashian has nothing better going with her life, she may as well have another baby.

Is Beyonce full of crap?  First she's supposed to give birth in February, now it's said she's due in December.



DELIBERATE PHOTO OP ALERT:


Is Britney getting engaged again?

Is Jennifer Aniston getting married again?  Maybe a beach theme?

It's the holiday season so expect a bunch more crap to be working it's way out Syclers!

Spin Sycle for Thursday October 6 2011

Sad day, Syclers, I know some of you are Apple fans out there




Steve Jobs has died.  Apple loses a legend.

Kristen Stewart really is dating Footface   

It's about time The Simpsons ended anyway.

Leonard Nimoy says goodbye to Star Trek conventions


OK! wants you to believe that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant

And a couple of blind items for you:
[CDAN] This one is painful to write. It happens all the time though so I guess should not be surprised. This couple seems like they have the perfect marriage. Everything is always so great to the outside world, but inside, the couple is having some serious issues. Our actor is very good looking. B- list. Does television and movies and modeling. Always a smile on the face. Our actress does a little bit of everything. She actually has a chance at some point of pulling off an EGOT. They are married and have child/ren, however, our actor has been sleeping with a production assistant on his show and his wife has no clue. This would absolutely crush her and will make huge headlines if this comes out, no so much because of the level of their fame, but just because of the perfect couple image that is always presented to the world.


[BuzzFoto] This older actress who was really popular on film ten years ago, is married with children and living a healthy life. About six years ago things were different. The actress joined a new-age group, got pregnant by the group leader andhad a dangerous ab*rtion that almost cost her life. It has prevented her from having children but she was so upset over the incident, she faked at least one of her pregnancies to her extended family.

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

Hello my faithful Syclers!

Sister Wives' children never learned how to dress themselves


BlindGossip – The public relations team behind a cheating male celebrity believes that the best defense is a good offense. The team is reaching out to every media contact to suggest they use  words like “promiscuous”, “liar”, “alcohol”, “drugs”, “tattoo” and “golddigger” in every article to describe the girl involved in the affair. They are also encouraging media to use the words “committed”, “united”, “devoted”, “happy”, and “generous” (?) to describe the couple. Their objective is to distract attention from their boy’s bad behavior and shaky relationship by destroying any remaining shreds of the girl’s reputation. Nice.

SOLVED!

It’s Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore! Source: BG

Please note that this item is from September 2010 – a full year ago. Nothing has changed since then. Ashton is still cheating. Except this time he’s going to have a tougher time discrediting the woman/women (yes, you’ll be hearing about more than one) making the allegations.

On Thursday, Kutcher finally broke his silence – sort of – when he tweeted a link to his Spotify account. His current jam? Public Enemy’s song “Don’t Believe the Hype.” Kutcher let the song title speak for itself and did not add any additional commentary.

Well, you should definitely believe the hype. All of it. Ashton Kutcher is cheating dog. Always has been. However, this time, he won’t have Demi Moore backing him up with tweets of love and solidarity and distracting bikini photos.  And he’s going to have a much tougher time convincing people that the girls with whom he had affairs are the golddigging liars and that he is the devoted husband and victim.

Chris Brown, RiRi beater, closeted homosexual?

Jennifer Aniston's new man is a real catch? What is Jen really into?

Psilocybin is pretty awesome axtually

Spin Sycle for Thursday August 11 2011

Hey Syclers!  Keeping track of those London riots?  I see you, London!

George Lopez had a late night show?

KISS man Paul Stanley welcomed new daughter Emily Grace!

Justin Timberlake getting his ass back into music?

Does Hawaii have one hell of a fertility clinic?  Let's Ask Jennifer Aniston

Geez, what's with all the baby talk already??  Is Princess Kate pregnant?

Learn how to cuddle the John Stamos way!!

Your Spin Sycle for Thursday!

Hey Syclers!  What's happening!

Lights 
Here's how Jennifer Aniston stole her new man.  I always thought that if she really wanted Brad to stay, she'd make it happen....I don't think Angelina "stole" him


Open your mouth about marriage,  even a little and the George shall dump you.  Oh yes he shall.

Destiny's Child reunion in the works to save Beyonce's career?  Just have babies already, Bey, it's all you have left

Darks
Ryan Dunn....very drunk dead man.

Chris Brown is just a douche.


Why Shirley Manson's solo album never happened


Needs Bleach
OctoMom to go on a dating show.  Who would date that mess, really? HOW would you date her?

Mariah Carey doesn't want any more children.....that might be a good thing

Delicates
New York Post trifecta of blinds this time!

[NewYorkPost] Which billionaire has thrown his wife out of their uber-luxury mansion after learning of her cheating, but hesitated on a divorce because it would cost too much? Instead, he’s moved her out to the guest house and gone off to sunnier climates with his nurse.


[NewYorkPost] Which openly gay power publicist has a habit of picking up women once he’s gotten a few drinks in him? He was just seen last weekend propositioning a hot blonde unbeknownst to his smitten boyfriend.


[NewYorkPost] Which polished married female New York socialite is secretly into girls? Her husband doesn’t really seem to mind.


Enjoy Britney Spears' new video "I Wanna Go"

For your weekend!

Enjoy Katy Perry's latest "Last Friday Night"




Jesse James and Kat Von D spilt?  Weird, him being such the faithful type and all

Pari$ and her beau to split soon?

Jennifer Aniston and her Mr. Man move in together.  Exclusive club rings!

Is some other guy Natalie Portman's babydaddy?

Spin Sycle for Wednesday June 15 2011

Still an independent gossip blog, Syclers!  I haven't been bought out by a corporaton so you know it's all what I think and not what someone else wanted!

Lights
Ned Stark got the choppy choppy but Sean Bean got the stabby stabby.  Sean Bean survived his.

Justin Timberlake is a big bong hitter


Darks
Amber Portwood of Teen Mom has gotten to that dark point of attempting suicide.  What's the fame really worth, kids?

Hef and Crystal have called off the wedding.  Hef doesn't really believe in monogamy anyway and it seems neither does Crystal

Ian Curtis' suicide still has ripple effects

Demi Lovato is out of rehab, makes her mom go into rehab, dumps her boyfriend.  Is Wilmer Valderrama  poison?

Needs Bleach
The littlest Duggar goes back to the hospital

Jennifer Aniston's new man has his girlfriend move out.  Guess it's getting serious

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you're fat, will say so to your face

The Spin Sycle for March 15 2011

aren't dogs fun, Syclers?  Just got a new dog yesterday to add to the happy Spin family!  Let's see what's on the line!

Lights
Avril Lavigne is trying desperately to stay relevant and keep our attention

If anybody cares, a Duggar is pregnant again.

Lindsay Lohan quit smoking

Jennifer Aniston is finally ready for a baby?

Usher is desperate to stay relevant and keep our attention


see more Very Demotivational

Don't Panic Syclers!

I'm going to be trying out a new format, maybe two....so don't worry that you're at the wrong spot.  Just want to do a little updating and spring cleaning so to speak.

Lights


Alyssa Milano is pregnant!

Justin Bieber gets his hair cut, now Jennifer Aniston.  Conspiracy?

Kylie Minogue to become a mother?

Darks


Rosie O'Donnell is single again.  Run for your life!!!

Men of England, run for your lives and save your wedding tackle!!  Courtney Love is on the hunt!


Needs Bleach


Martin Sheen does the most useless thing he can for Charlie

Weird celebrity phobias

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hope you're having a great time Syclers!

The man who started Renaissance fairs in the U.S. in 1963, died at 80 years of age.

another boybander came out of the closet.  does anyone care anymore?

A Batman 4?

A new Superman has been chosen

Jennifer Aniston enjoys knitting.  Don't all spinsters?

Britney Spears acts as bridesmaid

Spin Sycle for January 26 2011

Tell me what you think of this, Syclers!!

Troy Aikman is getting divorced.  Who wants to start the pool on how long before he comes out?

Penelope Cruz is a mother

You'll never guess what Lady Gaga's fragrance draws from.  Lady GagGag indeed.

Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that she is not adopting a child.

Trent Reznor has an Oscar nomination for best musical score.  Guess he's down in it now.