Let's start of with this blind item which makes me go O DAMM (from CDAN):
What soon to be A list movie actor's girlfriend who is also moving up the list quite nicely is convinced that she can keep him from wanting guys. She told a friend of hers the other day that as long as she stays kinky enough he will want her and not any of the guys he used to date. Hey, it worked for Ashlee
and Pete Wentz for awhile.
Xtina, honey, if you know it's shark week and you're gonna sing at somebody's funeral, PLEASE take proper precautions. I wouldn't even have performed.
MDNA. Madonna. That is all.
Remember the Ferris Bueller tease? It's a damm car ad.