Spin Sycle for Monday January 30 2012

Hey Syclers!! Isn't cleaning the hell out of your house fun?  Oh well, worth is after all the work.

Let's start of with this blind item which makes me go O DAMM (from CDAN):
 What soon to be A list movie actor's girlfriend who is also moving up the list quite nicely is convinced that she can keep him from wanting guys. She told a friend of hers the other day that as long as she stays kinky enough he will want her and not any of the guys he used to date. Hey, it worked for Ashlee Simpson
 and Pete Wentz for awhile.

Jlo is useless, a hypocrite and obviously lives in her own little bubble

OctoMom's kids are "poop"

Enjoy M.I.A.'s new song Bad Girls

Xtina, honey, if you know it's shark week and you're gonna sing at somebody's funeral, PLEASE take proper precautions.  I wouldn't even have performed.

MDNA.  Madonna.  That is all.

Remember the Ferris Bueller tease?  It's a damm car ad.

Spin Sycle for Wednesday October 12 2011

Hey Syclers, what's up!!  Isn't gossip boring any more?

Stop it, people.  Beyonce is pregnant, deal with it.  Sometimes the belly is not round, the baby moves around and stretches out, don't you know that?

Bullshit, Xtina is a fat drunk.  alcohol can do that

Here's Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. together in an Avengers still:



More and more celebrities call for cannabis to be regulated like wine.  In other news, Kenny Loggins is still alive

My South Korean husband, Rain, has gone and joined the military.

Tracy Morgan is still a douche

The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011

Cover of Chris Brown

What's out on the line today Syclers!!

Darks
Stop using Charlie Sheen as a distraction from your own asshattery, Chris Brown.  According to the Panache report:

At the beginning of his career, Chris Brown was good at hiding his anger issues, but now, these issues are coming to the surface on a regular basis. He can no longer control the compulsion.

Allegedly, Brown has quite a reputation in his hometown, according to locals, that charm and big smile was always a front, in reality, he's hiding something more sinister.

Before the Rihanna incident, I heard stories regarding brutality (hidden).  When he's angry, allegedly, a dark cloud overcomes his face.

Allegedly, a few women who were involved with Brown (in his hometown) are still afraid of him.

and Breezy continues to be a tool 

Lindsay Lohan not taking plea deal, will see how the wheel spins

Liz Taylor, goddess of the silver screen, a model of femininity, strength, love and passion, fiercest of them all, has died.  The angels weep.

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Lights
Is Jeremy Piven to replace Charlie Sheen for two and a half men?

Michael Lohan continues to be a tool

Needs Bleach
Christina Aguilera is now on Twitter.  Hilarity ensues.

It's Sassy Gay Friend!

The Spin Sycle for March 11 2011

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What's up Syclers!!  The wash is on the line!

Darks
Tony Danza is divorcing his wife of 24 years.  Sad.

Is it just me or is Christina Aguilera starting to look like Stevie Nicks?

Is Jesse James' tell all book going to expose Sandra Bullock as a lesbian?

Lights
Charlie Sheen admits it was all an act, so relax people. But was it Oscar material?  Oh and he's suing Warner Bros. just as he said he would.

Ashlee Simpson has a new man....who looks like a girl.  Of course she denies it.

Elisabeth Rohm bravely speaks about her IVF secret

Michelle Rodriguez says she is not a lesbian.....and I believe her.

Delicates

BlindGossip – We know a lot about the phony relationships in Hollywood. But even we are occasionally surprised to discover how far the deception goes. This acting couple broke up a few years ago, but there was something odd about the reports that came out after the couple split.

The actress – who had usually been quite reluctant to discuss her private life – told people both that she was surprised by the split, and that she had sadly miscarried before the couple broke up.

We knew that the “surprised” part of that was untrue, as they had a contract that was expiring. But we just found out that the miscarriage comment was also untrue. It was part of the legal settlement, and was designed to make the public believe that the actor was both heterosexual and potent, neither of which is true.

*Spin's guess - Tom & Nicole*

The Spin Sycle for March 2 2011

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What's in the wash today Syclers, let's have a look!

Lights
Charlie Sheen is now on Twitter!!!  I know I'm following that hot mess! @charlie sheen

How long before one of Charlie's "goddesses" turns up pregnant?

Darks
Christina Aguilara got dirrty drunk, arrested but will not be prosecuted

Katie Holmes to sue for libel.  She is not a drug addict.

Remember Heather "Hopalong" Mills?  If you weren't convinced she is a horrible person before, then here's your proof:  She lied about Sir Paul beating her. Didn't we already know that?

Jane Russell died.

Delicates
If this former A list female singer goes to rehab, it won't be just for booze. There is a lot more going on than just drinking. (CDAN)  *wanna bet it's XTina?*

He's Charlie Sheen, Bitch!!

Charlie the MaSheen checked into rehab....again.  I don't know why i stan for you, Charlie.....you don't even know that I exist!  But it's ok. I don't believe much of what an attention Whore says and porn stars are just glory whores.  I don't want to marry you, just hang out.  anyway, This is for you, you crazy beast:

Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle

How's your weekend, Syclers? Here's what's up:

Britney Spears has a new album coming out in March

Is it just me or does Xtina's new boyfriend look like her soon to be ex?  Who knew she had a "type"

Mila Kunis speaks about sex......scene with Justin Timberlake

Johnny Depp's thoughts about marriage to Vanessa and about Angelina Jolie

It seems you should beware Video Girl Barbie but where does the feed go?

Is Nicki Minaj one of many performers just cashing in on the Gankuro trend in the U.S.?  What do you think?

Philosorapter thanks you for your time:


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Spin Sycle for October 21 2010

What's up, Syclers?  See what's happening!

Mel Gibson will NOT be in Hangover 2 and that's a good thing.  That would have killed the movie for me had he been in it, tho he could have played a good drunk pervy older uncle.

So Xtina was gettin beat or not?  I'm confused

Jenna Jameson to perform on Broadway?

Dr. Dre's son died

Deanna Favre talks about Brett

Pam Anderson to make Hugh Hefner more $$

Dear Penthouse, you'll never believe what happened but your founder is dead

Spin Sycle for October 14 2010

Just for you, Syclers!

at last, animal abusers can finally be held accountable to everyone.  A county in New York is starting something like a sex offender's registry, but for animal abusers for all to see.  On top of that list should be Michael Vick and those assholes in upstate NY who run that whore farm.  Yes, they whore out animals for pervs and sickos to have sex with.

Xtina has officially filed for divorce

Lady Gaga bought back her old demos

Just say NO to Top Gun 2

Linda Evangelista wants in on the hot couple splitting action too



Monster Snooki thanks you for your time

Tis the season for splitting!

Seems like autumn is a big split up time, before the holidays and Spring is the next big split up time, after the holidays.  So what is up with these splits?  Are they related?  What's the connection!  Maybe we'll find out in the next few days!

In case you lost track, here are the major splits, which happened a few days of each other:

Laura Dern and Ben Harper

Christina Aguilera and Jason Bateman

Courtney Cox and David Arquette

are they related, Syclers?  Tell me what you think in the comments!!

Spin Offs for May 26 2010

Xtina cancels tour

Tom Cruise wants to teach you how to take it like a  how to be a man.

50 Cent lost 1/4 (one quarter) of his body weight for a movie role.  It's not pretty.

Carrie Underwear is getting married

Golddiggers will always take advantage.  WRAP IT UP!

Xtina's Bionic Leaked

Here's Glam Bionic






for the whole album:  http://www.mediafire.com/?2mgznkmyrmj

To be Fair

Because I have such a huge concentration of britney that goes on here, it's only fair to feature Christina Aguilera's new song "Keeps Getting Better"...Enjoy

EZ Blind item!

you know this one from Lainey yesterday:

Post Partum Flirtation

Had a baby not too long ago, supposedly a happy family. But there’s been a little blip. And it’s not just the late nights. Seems she’s been a little bored with domesticity and has had a naughty flirtation. Saucy text messages and heated exchanges, some suggestive touching and closed door petting were spicing up her life but the subject of her giddy infatuation was not the father of her child. They didn’t seal the deal but it came very, very close.

Even worse, he was a friend and a business associate of her significant other who found out about the illicit activity and shut it down quickly, sending angry missives back to the betrayer to “stay the f&ck away” from her. As a result, the dude is out of a job. And, finding himself unemployed, he has saved the email evidence and is threatening to go public, sell them off to one of the rags. Word is they are in the process of paying him off.

She meanwhile is repentant and has redevoted herself to her relationship after groveling successfully for forgiveness.

Crisis temporarily averted…but for how long?

From ONTD....

"Maybe there's a reason behind Christina Aguilera's constant partying lately. Apparently there's trouble in paradise between her and husband Jordan Bratman. These two are such an odd coupling but they seem to work so this surprises us.

Word is Xtina has been shamelessly flirting with another man who was a former associate of her husband. Jordan has retaliated by firing the dude and telling him to stay the f**k away from her. But the smarty pants that this guy is, he saved the email and is threatening to sell it to a tabloid. Scandalous!"

*Is this one of those things where after a woman has a baby she feels (not that it's necessarily true but she feels this way) like she's no longer attractive and questions her babeness to the point that she oversteps her bounds? She'll flirt with anyone who gives a half a glance, just to try to find her groove again? Just curious*