Spin Sycle for Monday, June 18 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin'?

Charlie Sheen to retire after anger Management?

How Awesome is it that Wu Tang Clan and Neil DeGrasse Tyson are making an album together?  Ol' Dirty DeGrasse FTW!!  I MUST OWN IT!!!

Kim Kardashian has her pants on fire, dirty, dirty liar

Sir Paul McCartney has made it well past 64.....is 70

Rock of Ages was Tom Cruise's worst opening weekend EVAH!!

More proof that Kim Kardashian is an ass, after giving up so much ass

OctoMom MUST strip or else!!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

If you observe, Happy Pesach!  Also if you observe, Happy Easter!

Kim K. and Kanye West are perfect for each other.  You can watch their egos fuck each other, what a sight.  This is what happens when attention whores fall in love. She was cheating with Kanye the whole time.

What this translates into is "I'll do porn for an enormous price."  Cuz we all know Octomom can be bought.

Wow, it's really been 18 years since Kurt Cobain died?

PUH- LEASE  Jennifer Aniston probably doesn't look that good in real life.  That is what I choose to believe.

Blind Item!
[BlindGossip] If they were on a singing competition show, you would call them a Male Vocal Group. We prefer the term Boy Band. The group’s image determines their commercial success, and each member of the group is assigned a particular sterotype (such as The Bad Boy or The Baby or The Nice One) so that the band will have the widest possible appeal.

There is a Boy Band consisting of beautiful young men that currently has young girls across the country screaming with admiration and desire. Their public image is wholesome. However, there’s a lot going on behind the scenes that belies that image.

For example, there’s one member of the group whose moniker could be The Gay One. That’s right. Your teen daughter may be swooning right now over someone who isn’t even interested in her gender.

Oh, and there’s another member of the group who wouldn’t be interested in your daughter. His moniker could be… The Other Gay One.

Yes, that’s right, two gay young men in one popular group. (Although one does have a beard to maintain that desirable image). And here’s the most interesting part of all: the two boys are sleeping with each other.

Don’t tell your teen daughter. You don’t want her up all night crying because her mean parent destroyed her illusion. Besides, you eventually got over The Osmonds/ Menudo/ The Backstreet Boys, didn’t you?

*Spin's guess: One Direction*

you need to know the Awesomeness of Michael Penn and No Myth

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, April 3 2012

Hey Syclers! Keeping out of trouble? Are you at least getting good stories?

ICU CDaN!  Think you punked everybody?

Alec Baldwin got engaged

Bruce Willis becomes a father again

OctoMom is confused about food stamps

Remember That 70's Show? Remember Eric's older sister Laurie?

Double Down, internet!  Blue Ivy a doll?

you need to know about the awesomeness of Aerosmith

Spin Sycle for Monday January 30 2012

Hey Syclers!! Isn't cleaning the hell out of your house fun?  Oh well, worth is after all the work.

Let's start of with this blind item which makes me go O DAMM (from CDAN):
 What soon to be A list movie actor's girlfriend who is also moving up the list quite nicely is convinced that she can keep him from wanting guys. She told a friend of hers the other day that as long as she stays kinky enough he will want her and not any of the guys he used to date. Hey, it worked for Ashlee Simpson
 and Pete Wentz for awhile.

Jlo is useless, a hypocrite and obviously lives in her own little bubble

OctoMom's kids are "poop"

Enjoy M.I.A.'s new song Bad Girls

Xtina, honey, if you know it's shark week and you're gonna sing at somebody's funeral, PLEASE take proper precautions.  I wouldn't even have performed.

MDNA.  Madonna.  That is all.

Remember the Ferris Bueller tease?  It's a damm car ad.

Spin Sycle for Friday July 1 2011

Happy July Syclers!!

I wonder if Giuliana Rancic has Celiac Disease.  I mean, she does look like she's starving to death and she's had all kinds of fertility problems...

Just so you know, Jonathan Rhys Meyers did not try to kill himself, he almost overdosed.

Charlize Theron should really hook up with George Clooney.  They have the same idea about not getting married and would be perfect together

Silly Kardashian, butt XRays prove nothing

The Macho Man Randy Savage died from a bad heart

Denise Richards adopted a baby girl

OctoMom hates her kids and wants to die.  Well, you put yourself there, sweetie. Maybe No1curr.

Your Spin Sycle for Thursday!

Hey Syclers!  What's happening!

Lights 
Here's how Jennifer Aniston stole her new man.  I always thought that if she really wanted Brad to stay, she'd make it happen....I don't think Angelina "stole" him


Open your mouth about marriage,  even a little and the George shall dump you.  Oh yes he shall.

Destiny's Child reunion in the works to save Beyonce's career?  Just have babies already, Bey, it's all you have left

Darks
Ryan Dunn....very drunk dead man.

Chris Brown is just a douche.


Why Shirley Manson's solo album never happened


Needs Bleach
OctoMom to go on a dating show.  Who would date that mess, really? HOW would you date her?

Mariah Carey doesn't want any more children.....that might be a good thing

Delicates
New York Post trifecta of blinds this time!

[NewYorkPost] Which billionaire has thrown his wife out of their uber-luxury mansion after learning of her cheating, but hesitated on a divorce because it would cost too much? Instead, he’s moved her out to the guest house and gone off to sunnier climates with his nurse.


[NewYorkPost] Which openly gay power publicist has a habit of picking up women once he’s gotten a few drinks in him? He was just seen last weekend propositioning a hot blonde unbeknownst to his smitten boyfriend.


[NewYorkPost] Which polished married female New York socialite is secretly into girls? Her husband doesn’t really seem to mind.


Enjoy Britney Spears' new video "I Wanna Go"

For your Tuesday Lulz!

Darks
Ex-girlfriend of Lilo, Sam Ronson, was hit by a car over the weekend.  Ouch.

Remember OctoMom?  Seems she's getting evicted from her house, again. I swear, I just don't understnad some people.

Lights
Nick Cannon is ready to be a father.  Translation: I wish the babies would hurry up and get here already, I'm sick of talking about this.

Natalie Portman finally realized that for her baby's best health, she shouldn't be vegan

Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant to get back together?  Frankly, they should have never split.

Needs Bleach
Rihanna's S&M song to be remixed with Britney and Nicki Minaj on the new track, listen here.  Frankly, I don't see that it sounds that much different.  Nicki Minaj is to open for Britney's tour.

Kimberly Stewart to have Benicio Del Torro's baby. Yes, she is Rod Stewart's daughter. Smells like the remains of a one night stand, doesn't it?

The Spin Sycle for January 18 2011

Can you believe that it's already halfway thru January in 2011 Syclers???

Pink on the beach with her baby belly

Regis Philbin is leaving Live!  and I cry because his crazy was truly entertaining

Selena and the Bieber doing the horizontal bop?

Giuliana, honey, contact me about DHEA....it might help you with your baby quest

Surprise!  Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had another baby

OctoMom is now a porn star.

Spin Sycle for December 28 2010

What's up, Syclers?  Are you ready for a new year?

Elton John is a father

Unsubstantiated Rumor: Hollywood is still in shock over the unexpected death of Teena Marie.

People are also whispering: "Will Eddie Murphy attend Teena's funeral?"

Allegedly, Teena and Eddie had a brief fling after she broke up with Rick James and Teena was heartbroken that she was "kept a secret" in regards to the fling.

Allegedly, she fell in love with Eddie and the song "Midnight Magnet," was dedicated to him. (Panache Report)

Rihanna is no longer seeing Matt Kemp

Ne-Yo is a father too

Porn might save OctoMom from losing her house

Spin Sycle for August 26 2010

Just a personal note: were my mother still alive, my parents would have been married 60 years today!

But...isn't not saying you're pregnant mean that you're pregnant?  Mariah must be waiting for the three month mark

$1 million to get Lindsay Lohan on the radio?

Britney and little sister Jamie Lynn to have a double wedding?  Break out the moonshine!

Is Uma Thurman pregnant?

Fantasia is a whiny-ass whore who's dreary "suicide attempt" was just a desperate loud cry for attention.

OctoMom lost her house

Is Halle Berry pregnant again?

Lady Gaga has a male alter ego.  Must be seen to be believed.

Spin Offs for 4/20

Is Polanski for real?

PedoPope, anyone?

Lady Gaga to release a third album soon.  Britney, you've been knocked off the pop throne, you better take any help Gaga offers.

Kylie Minogue to release a new album soon.

OctoMom admits she was selfish.  Like it makes a difference now.

Robert Downey Jr to play the great and powerful Oz?

Happy Thanksgiving!!

or Fakesgiving, whatever the kids are calling it these days. Just for you:

and a few tidbits while you mentally digest that!

Courtney Love thinks Jamie Spears molested Britney

The Pussycat Dolls aren't speaking to Nicole S.

Rihanna is being paid large to perform New Year's Eve

OctoMom may squirt out more tadpoles

and a coupla blind items just to make your day:

BuzzFoto – This story happened last year at a certain Celebrity’s Thanksgiving table. It’s no secret to the guests that came, but we still thought it was pretty interesting/strange and wanted to share it. Last year, this actress who has bragged about her cooking skills in the past, made a great Thanksgiving dinner for her friends and family. The dinner had a theme: Each guest was asked to bring a side dish laced with their favorite recreational drug of choice. The dinner was a hit, and full of crazy antics afterwards. Not Eva Longoria.

UPDATE: After this crazy Thanksgiving dinner, there was one guest who got very sick. We feel we should mention this so everyone knows (if they didn’t already) that the dinner was a VERY dangerous thing to do and we hope no one in their right mind is crazy or stupid enough to do anything close to it. The celeb apparently has had some fall-out for it, even from those who had participated and has lost some high-profile friends because of it.

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BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is spinning some tall tales this Thanksgiving. They have each told their respective families that they can’t attend Thanksgiving with them because their spouse has a film commitment out of town and they need to accompany them. Not true. Neither of them are working that day. They are actually just turning off their phones and staying home. Just them and the kid/s… and one spouse’s Significant Other. How are they going to keep the kid/s quiet about how they really spent the holiday? Well, these two are such experienced liars, we’ll bet their genes have already been passed down to the next generation.