Spin Sycle for October 30, 2013

Let's get back to it with a soft open, shall we, Spinions?  How about a blind item?

[Blind Gossip] This popular male singer is completely reckless and out of control.

We believe that there are many reasons for this: Dr*gs. Alcohol. Bad friends. Too much fame too early in his life. Too much money. Not enough people willing to say “No” to him. Too many girls who are willing to have unprotected sex with him.

One of the women with whom he has been having sex is a pretty young dancer who used to work at a very popular L.A. hotspot. He caught her act several times and soon asked her to join his tour.

She wasn’t just a dancer on his payroll. She was also his sexual partner in between his trysts with other girls. Yes, there are always lot of girls. Our guy has a voracious sexual appetite.

Very recently (within the past few weeks), our dancer discovered that she was pregnant by the singer. Oops.

His management team told her exactly what they expected from her. Baby? No! She would get an ab*rtion, and in return, she would get a lump sum of cash and she would get to keep her  job.

She initially refused the offer. The management doubled their efforts. They told her that if she didn’t get an ab*rtion, that she would be fired from the tour and that they would make sure that she never worked professionally again (No, we don’t know exactly how they were going to ensure that happened).

This is a young girl with no money, no higher education, and no job skills except dancing. She was up against a rich and powerful celebrity and his rich and influential management team. She took the deal. She had the ab*rtion just a few weeks ago… and went right back out on tour with him as one of his dancers.

Spin's guess:  Justin Bieber

Spin Sycle Easter Edition

Happy bunnies and eggs day, Syclers!!!  Some funny ish that is going on!!

Kanye West may be the most magnificent troll in history.  Who else would name their baby Khrist?

Don't forget that Game of Thrones is back tonight!!

Wish I could afford it!

Justin Bieber is disgusting

Jeremy Renner is father to a little girl

There's a Wonder Woman porno.

Here's some Peter Frampton for your day:

Spin Sycle for Thursday, October 25 2012

Come share some wine with me, Syclers!!

I like Britney's father more and more

So it seems Papa Joe is out and has a twink....my guess is that he's always been jealous that Jessica has those Tig ol' bitties

Are Justin and Jessica assholes?

here's your LOL for the day:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 11 2012

I still can't believe it's already 2012 Syclers!!!

Well, that's a relief.  At least Biebers career shall be short then

So it seems Blue Ivy is home now

Do you think Katie Holmes looks hot or old?

LEAVE ELIZABETH TAYLOR ALONE ALREADY!!!!

Jimmy Page is 68

Snoop got arrested for weed.....big deal, right?  IN TEXAS. TX is no joke about weed and it sucks.  NORML, where ya at?  Step it up and help Snoop out!!

Spin Sycle for Friday, January 6 2011

January already Syclers?  Really?   I may be a bitchy ass, but when a neighbor's kid wants to say that they are sure they saw their dog in my back yard and I know for sure that the dog isn't there.....I don't even trust kids.  At least I know to keep my eyes open for stray children where they aren't supposed to be.  Well, let's get to it!

Drew Barrymore is engaged!  again.  at least she's picked a guy who got her to eat a steak.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are engaged.  They seem so boring.

Justine Bieber is on his way to looking like a total douchebag

Teen Mom Trainwreck Amber is losing her home.  I'm having trouble mustering much sympathy



Gwenyth Paltrow wants to clean out your ass

Useless entitled ho is pregnant.  Yes, I mean Peaches Geldoff.  I still can't squeeze one out.

Another Teen Mom is pregnant again at 19.  You remember Leah, right?

Jeezus all this baby stuff is depressing.  Here's Jessie J with Domino:

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

How you doing, Syclers?

YAWN  Jessica Simpson might be pregnant.

Lamar Odom:  Go see your grandmother

Desperate Housewives to end....finally



Britney Spears is not going to age well.

Dear Kelly Osbourne:  it's time to STFU and sit down.

Did Queen Latifah finally come out?

Michael C. Hall loves his furbabies

ZOMG Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez split up?  Well, it was gonna happen

Here's Another Blind Item!

See if you can guess, Syclers!

Delicates
CDAN – This NBA star is cheating on his reality star wife with another reality star who used to be on Real World way way back in the day.



Lights
Is it a promise ring or an engagement ring for Bella and Edward?


Bradley Cooper to star in a remake of The Crow?  Sounds awkward


If anyone still cares, Brangelina finally getting married?

Image via Wikipedia

Needs Bleach
Has Madonna given up on Kabbalah?  Srsly, she was never going to be more than an old Catholic lady anyway.


Is Justin Bieber actually a douche way deep down inside?






see more Very Demotivational

The Spin Sycle for March 22 2011

Image via Wikipedia

Happy Spring, Syclers!  Let's see what's in the wash:

Lights
Britney Spears to take a test run in Vegas for a huge comeback show

Is Justin Bieber making up stories about Robert Footface Patterson?

Charlie Sheen winning?  Seems CBS might want him back for more 2 1/2 men

Big Love finally ended.  Did you watch?  yea, me neither.

Mel B is pregnant with #3

Darks
Holly Madison left her boyfriend.  Forever alone.

Hide the silverware!  Madonna may be moving back to Britain!

Needs Bleach
Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens....cuz he can't drive 55

Brangelina strike again at adoption this time from Haiti

The Spin Sycle for February 17 2011

Can you believe it's already halfway thru February, Syclers?  Didn't we just have christmas??

Jessica Alba is having baby #2....proving that about all of Hollywood is pregnant right now.

Charlie Sheen has advice for Lilo.  Lindsay, you should listen.

Billy Ray Cyrus wants to blame everyone but himself because he's a douche.

Did Lady Gaga lie about that email from Madonna concerning "Born this way?"

Justin Bieber just slit his own career throat

Here's a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This multi-hyphenate celebrity couple is sooo ovah. While they still make the occasional public appearance together, they have been residing in separate homes and leading completely separate lives for months now. There is big money involved, so no announcement of their split will be made until they untangle their finances. BTW, the real reason for the split is that he has been getting bolder and bolder about cheating on her. Even if their relationship was almost all business from the beginning, it was humiliating for her to discover that he was on the DL.

The Spin Sycle for January 18 2011

Can you believe that it's already halfway thru January in 2011 Syclers???

Pink on the beach with her baby belly

Regis Philbin is leaving Live!  and I cry because his crazy was truly entertaining

Selena and the Bieber doing the horizontal bop?

Giuliana, honey, contact me about DHEA....it might help you with your baby quest

Surprise!  Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had another baby

OctoMom is now a porn star.

Blind Item!

This one (or two, depending on how you want to look at it) is pretty awesome, it's all about losing IT...you know, the virginity thing!

1. "How he lost it. What's "it"? What else? He gave it to a more experienced older woman, if you can call her that, also living the public life and with it all its attendant miseries. Which could explain why she chose to, um, initiate him the way she did. Because his first time was certainly not conventional, at least not when I was growing up, but then again, maybe that's what they do at summer camp now: losing your virginity through the backdoor...? Like he doesn't have enough to swagger about these days, he also gets to boast about the fact that he's already tried what so many boys to men and grown men want to try so badly. Now that's a story that he can tell forever, and probably will, in a few years, when everyone stops caring." [Lainey Gossip]

2. "This is a little different than what I normally do, but it is still good. So, yesterday many of you were speculating about the Lainey blind regarding a guy who lost his virginity through the back door of a an older woman. Last night I got an e-mail from my most reliable source. The way this person heard the story is as follows: It was not the back door, but was oral sex. Also, the person many of you speculating as the woman is not the correct woman. The person who gave the oral sex has been in the news a lot in the past few days and is much more age appropriate, although it would still be illegal in some states which is why the tabloids have been hesitant to publish. The person everyone is guessing for the recipient is correct." [CDaN]

Spin's guesses:  1) Justin Bieber & Kim Kardashian    2) Justin Bieber & Demi Lavato

maybe it was both?  Guess the Bieb has some stories to tell for say, forever!

Spin Offs for September 21, 2010

Japan ain't nuthin to fuck with, even for Pari$ite

Wyclef Jean has done the right thing

TI to appear in court

Tokio Hotel is moving to the U.S 

Start crying, tweenagers! Justin Bieber has a girlfriend!