For your Tuesday Lulz!

Darks
Ex-girlfriend of Lilo, Sam Ronson, was hit by a car over the weekend.  Ouch.

Remember OctoMom?  Seems she's getting evicted from her house, again. I swear, I just don't understnad some people.

Lights
Nick Cannon is ready to be a father.  Translation: I wish the babies would hurry up and get here already, I'm sick of talking about this.

Natalie Portman finally realized that for her baby's best health, she shouldn't be vegan

Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant to get back together?  Frankly, they should have never split.

Needs Bleach
Rihanna's S&M song to be remixed with Britney and Nicki Minaj on the new track, listen here.  Frankly, I don't see that it sounds that much different.  Nicki Minaj is to open for Britney's tour.

Kimberly Stewart to have Benicio Del Torro's baby. Yes, she is Rod Stewart's daughter. Smells like the remains of a one night stand, doesn't it?

Could this be fake?

I mean, when has Michael Lohan apologized for anything? What would change his mind about Sam Ronson? IDGI....from digitalspy:

Lindsay Lohan's father has apologised to Sam Ronson for his previous remarks about her, according to reports.

Michael Lohan had previously branded Ronson as "disgusting" and suggested that she was destroying his daughter's life.

However, he has now described the DJ as a positive influence on Lindsay, says The Sun.

He said: "I want to say I'm sorry for anything negative I said about Sam. It was totally off-colour. I appreciate that she cares about Lindsay's health and wellbeing.

"I really see Sam in a whole different light now."

Sam Ronson to stray?

Odd thought, isn't it? You'd think Blohan would be the one to fuck up her relationship....but maybe not! Sam's shopping for some new pink carpet? Love can be so complicated...from IDLYITW:

Star is reporting that Samantha Ronson is fed up with Lindsay Lohan and is currently looking around for another vagina to dive in. Specifically, 90210's AnnaLynne McCord:

"Watch out, Lindsay Lohan — your gal, Samantha Ronson, has the hots for a younger woman! The celebrity DJ met 90210 beauty AnnaLynne McCord, 21, at a party in Los Angeles and "thought she was gorgeous," says an insider. "Sam got a great vibe from her." Sam may be in luck! As Star reported recently, AnnaLynne was spotted passionately kissing a brunette on Nov. 4. And Sam is tiring of all the drama around her superstar girlfriend. The two got into a knock- down, drag-out fight while in London on Nov. 18."