Spin Sycle for Monday, April 30 2012

Hey Syclers, I'm back!  Have you ever felt so fed up with a job, relationship, etc. that you were willing to walk away just to keep you sanity and health together?

Let's start with a blind item:

[BlindGossip] They have been a couple for several years and are parents together, so it was just a matter of time before they took that extra step and got married. They announced their engagement earlier this year and have been hinting that the wedding will be later this year. No. The wedding is actually next weekend. It won’t be one of those huge 500-person affairs. Just family and close friends, including some of his friends who just happen to be big celebrities. His ex-wife is definitely not invited. The location is the same country where he proposed to her. And yes, their child/ren will be in the wedding party. Congratulations!

UPDATE!

They are changing the date! The wedding is being moved to early summer (June/July). We’ll let you know as it gets closer.

Here's the supposed date

Here's Nicki Minaj with Starships:

Can you believe it's been a year since William and Kate married?

Robin Gibb to leave hospital soon?  I have nothing but the best hopes for him.  A speedy recovery to you

So how much longer do you think Nick and Mariah will be married?

Johnny Depp celebrates his son's 10th birthday without Vanessa

Until later!

Your Spin Sycle for Thursday!

Hey Syclers!  What's happening!

Lights 
Here's how Jennifer Aniston stole her new man.  I always thought that if she really wanted Brad to stay, she'd make it happen....I don't think Angelina "stole" him


Open your mouth about marriage,  even a little and the George shall dump you.  Oh yes he shall.

Destiny's Child reunion in the works to save Beyonce's career?  Just have babies already, Bey, it's all you have left

Darks
Ryan Dunn....very drunk dead man.

Chris Brown is just a douche.


Why Shirley Manson's solo album never happened


Needs Bleach
OctoMom to go on a dating show.  Who would date that mess, really? HOW would you date her?

Mariah Carey doesn't want any more children.....that might be a good thing

Delicates
New York Post trifecta of blinds this time!

[NewYorkPost] Which billionaire has thrown his wife out of their uber-luxury mansion after learning of her cheating, but hesitated on a divorce because it would cost too much? Instead, he’s moved her out to the guest house and gone off to sunnier climates with his nurse.


[NewYorkPost] Which openly gay power publicist has a habit of picking up women once he’s gotten a few drinks in him? He was just seen last weekend propositioning a hot blonde unbeknownst to his smitten boyfriend.


[NewYorkPost] Which polished married female New York socialite is secretly into girls? Her husband doesn’t really seem to mind.


Enjoy Britney Spears' new video "I Wanna Go"

Thursday Edition of Spin Sycle

What's up Syclers!!

Lights
Cameron Diaz says marriage is dead.  ok then.

Really Mariah?  Really?  Those are the names you chose?

Spencer Pratt got his ass beat and I bet you wish you had done it


Darks
Andy Dick just can't stop dickking around

Oksana dropped her case against Mel Gibson.....maybe she ran out of $

If you didn't know, here's Britney's day to day life since the conservatorship


Needs Bleach
The White House won't release Bin Laden's death pics....BOOOOO....expect to see them pop up on Wikileaks or Rotten.  But you can see three dead guys from his compound here


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Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

What's up Syclers!!

Lights
Mariah Carey popped, babies flew out, Nick Cannon played catcher

Prince Willam now has a Princess.  Official wedding photos here

Charlie Sheen wants you to know that he's never done heroin

Britney Spears' Femme Fatale went platinum


Darks
Tila Teqila is banging Nick Hogan.  Please be sure to vomit wither in the bathroom or nearest trash can.

Tallulah Willis just isn't bright

Needs Bleach
Quentin Tarantino is making a new film as a western


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For your Tuesday Lulz!

Darks
Ex-girlfriend of Lilo, Sam Ronson, was hit by a car over the weekend.  Ouch.

Remember OctoMom?  Seems she's getting evicted from her house, again. I swear, I just don't understnad some people.

Lights
Nick Cannon is ready to be a father.  Translation: I wish the babies would hurry up and get here already, I'm sick of talking about this.

Natalie Portman finally realized that for her baby's best health, she shouldn't be vegan

Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant to get back together?  Frankly, they should have never split.

Needs Bleach
Rihanna's S&M song to be remixed with Britney and Nicki Minaj on the new track, listen here.  Frankly, I don't see that it sounds that much different.  Nicki Minaj is to open for Britney's tour.

Kimberly Stewart to have Benicio Del Torro's baby. Yes, she is Rod Stewart's daughter. Smells like the remains of a one night stand, doesn't it?

The Spin Sycle for March 30 2011

I am le tired Syclers!!  doing the wash can be very hard work!

Lights
Mariah Carey about to have her twins?  You know those babies are set for life.  Set. For. Life.


Darks
No "Mad Men" until 2012.  U Mad?

Enrique Iglesias will not tour with Britney Spears

Britney Spears: I Am The Femme Fatale - Celebrity News

Needs Bleach
FedEx's supersperm to strike again.  How does he afford all these kids?

Who the hell still wants to date Michael Lohan?  WHY?

The Spin Sycle Weekend Edition!

It's raining where I am, Syclers but maybe we can get the wash done!

Lights
One of Charlie Sheen's goddesses left his house.  Spoiler: Then she came back.

Charlie Sheen knows how to market himself.  He's crazy like a fox, with tiger blood.

Mariah Carey returning the money she received from Quaddaffi for performing for him.  Spin wants to know where exactly she's returning the money.

Trent Reznor to play a vampire?

This guy is 76 and is a porn star.  Awww yeah.

Darks
Lindsay Lohan refuses to take any deal with jail time involved.  We'll see how this goes.

I didn't know Wayne Brady had gotten divorced.

Needs Bleach:
Avril Lavigne engaged to Brody Jenner?

Bravos' next destination for Real Housewives: San Francisco.  Yes, teh gheys are invited.

See the new mansion Charlie Sheen bought.  seriously, a lot of bleach should be used to clean, and often.

Delicates
NewYorkPost – Which A-list actors are members of the new Hollywood  clique? All have either married or dated high-profile women in Tinseltown.  *translation: it's a new gay clique where all the members have beards*

BlindGossip – During his radio show, Howard Stern and Robin Quivers discussed American Idol:

During their discussion… Howard told Robin that he knew why Jennifer Lopez took the judging gig — but he didn’t feel comfortable repeating it on the air. Robin demanded to know, so Howard scribbled the reason on a piece of paper and had Gary carry the note over. Robin was shocked: “Get out of here! Wow…that’s amazing.”

Why do you think Jennifer Lopez really took the gig on American Idol? *popular guess is that Skeletor Marc Anthony both physically and verbally abuses Jennifer Lopez...which is weird since she starred in that movie "Enough"*

Spin Sycle for February 1 2011

Happy February Syclers!!!

WTF happened to Cyndi Lauper's face??? Bad chemical peel?

Mariah Carey is having the dream....a boy and a girl

"W" says Kim Kardashian should STFU.  Especially since porn isn't anything new to the bitch.  How did she get famous again?  oh yeah....

Joaquin Phoenix to return to moviemaking in a weird role?

Here's Rihanna's latest video, S & M:

It's the Spin Sycle for December 16 2010

Let's get to it Syclers!

Mariah is having twins....Clomid babies?

Is Miley Cyrus a liar?  Would anyone be surprised if she were?

Julia Stiles feels compelled to let us know that she didn't break up Dexter's marriage....which means she totally did

The Simpsons thank you for stopping by


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Spin Sycle for October 28 2010

Here's what's happening Syclers!!

Howard K. Stern held accountable for Anna Nicole's death

Mariah Carey is actually pregnant

Billy Ray Cyrus tired of wearing his wife's panties, opts to wear new panties

Bitches who got knocked up as teenagers then get their own reality show make a person want to shoot themselves in the head.

If Blohan is really that broke, all she has to do is go vegan and PETA will pay for her rehab.

Spin Sycle for August 26 2010

Just a personal note: were my mother still alive, my parents would have been married 60 years today!

But...isn't not saying you're pregnant mean that you're pregnant?  Mariah must be waiting for the three month mark

$1 million to get Lindsay Lohan on the radio?

Britney and little sister Jamie Lynn to have a double wedding?  Break out the moonshine!

Is Uma Thurman pregnant?

Fantasia is a whiny-ass whore who's dreary "suicide attempt" was just a desperate loud cry for attention.

OctoMom lost her house

Is Halle Berry pregnant again?

Lady Gaga has a male alter ego.  Must be seen to be believed.

The Spin Sycle for August 22, 2010

Mariah Carey pregnant?

True Blood stars, Sookie and Bill,  marry

Jennifer Aniston bitchy while making The Switch?

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson fight about his new band

Spin Offs for June 2, 2010

Mariah Carey dropped out her film project because she's pregnant.

Gary Coleman was actually divorced when Shannon Price told doctors to pull the plug?

Don't hold your breath about Reggie Bush ever marrying nasty ho Kim.  Seriously.

The giant troll Kardashian might be pregnant.  Might be.

Enjoy Kylie Minogue's All the Lovers video:

Mariah Carey pregnant?

Granted, she has been spotted at fertility clinics on and off for the past couple of years....so maybe NYP's Page Six is on to something:

Mariah Carey was her usual fabulous diva self backstage at the Film Independent Spirit Awards -- tottering around on skyscraper heels so high she couldn't walk and having security prop her up all night.

The star, upstaging other actresses in a tight black dress showing off her famous curves, was celebrating her cast mates from "Precious," which swept the board at Friday night's awards at the LA Live arena -- seen as a more relaxed precursor to the Oscars.

Carey -- who famously once said, "I don't do stairs" -- had personal security to help her totter onstage. And she further fuelled baby rumors by telling Page Six that she had "something special" on the way.

Celebrating without husband Nick Cannon backstage, Carey did nothing to stop rumors that she's pregnant or ready to adopt, telling us, "I have a lot of new acting projects coming up. I am talking to ['Precious' director Lee Daniels] about at least three movies. But there's also something else very special on the way. I can't say any more."

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/curvy_mariah_fuels_baby_talk_i4ZcIBQZaVZxmIfr8QmxlL#ixzz0hVjihQZr

Congrats?

This is from MediaTakeOut.com.....so take it with a grain of salt....

We got the official confirmation guys – Mariah Carey’s pregnant. According to one of MediaTakeOut.com's insiders close to Mariah, the platinum selling artist and her husband Nick Cannon are expecting their first child together.

The couple has been trying for nearly a year to have a child and they’ve finally made it work.

But don’t expect an announcement anytime soon. The insider explained to MediaTakeOut.com, " Mariah is superstitious, and she doesn’t want to talk about the pregnancy until she’s a lot further along."

Well congrats guys . . . I'm sure they're both excited. Mariah gets to have a baby . . . And Nick can be the stay-at-home dad that he's always wanted to be. . .

*and supposedly Nick Cannon's brother knocked up Danger from "for the love of Ray J"...so wth?*

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