Sad.....

It seems the C of $ handlers brainwashed him pretty good.

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off of page six:

Isaac Puts Chef Behind Him

DESPITE the wishes of his fans, Isaac Hayes will not be returning to "South Park," where he contrib uted his basso profundo to the character Chef. "I just moved on," Hayes told The Post's Billy Heller. And although he admits an episode that spoofed Sciento logy - he's an adherent - didn't sit well with him, the Oscar- and Grammy-winning Rock and Roll Hall of Famer also said he felt shafted. Hayes said the big reason he left the show last year was, "They didn't pay me enough." And, "They weren't that nice." In town to help promote "Memphis Celebrates 50 Years of Soul," coincid ing with the anniversary of the 1957 birth of the Stax record label, the clean-headed "Black Moses" also weighed in on today's hip-hop music scene: "It ain't gonna last." Hayes, still recover ing from a stroke and in physical therapy, moved deliberately and used lengthy pauses before answering questions, but he's ready to go onstage Saturday at the B.B. King Blues Club on West 42nd Street. "I got my voice," he said. "That still works."

Real Rehab

I'll bet you a shiny nickle that Lindsay Lohan's rehab is nothing like this.

Seriously, she needs her world perception shaken up badly.

Anybody else notice the stretch marks on her boob in this pic?

My dealer did. That's sayin a LOT.

Hmmmm...

This off the gossip god's site, Ted C......I think it speaks for itself:

Oh, girlfriends, get ready!

The Suri Holmes-Cruise rumor mill is back in action. Get a load of the latest one I'm hearing about TomKat's din-din out at Cut a week ago. Ready to dig in?

According to a nearby, terribly observant, good-looking type, the veddy famous newlyweds appeared to be celebrating Suri's one-year anniversary. 'Cause they sure were giving her some awfully nice gifties! B-day time already? Now, that wouldn't make very much sense, would it, considering Suri-doll was supposedly born on Apr. 18 (although we never saw a birth certificate until 20 days later)? That'd be about four months off, right? 'Course, I've never been terrific with math, but you get the somethin's-fishy drift, I'm sure.

Certainly if you buy into the conspiracy theories that Chris Klein is really the dad and Suri was actually born way earlier than April, then that'd be right on track. But of course, Camps Cruise and Klein have denied this one for ages.

But like I said, this birthday biz appears to be the latest TomKat tumult getting ready to hit—just wanted everybody to be prepared. Isn't that way thoughtful of me?

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Let's remember a few points: it is perfectly acceptable to those within the C of $ to lie to outsiders. There is a huge flaming elephant of a rumor that Suri's real father is a cameraman. I also find the convenience in timing that Tom was in Germany the week before Suri was "born". That is probably nothing....after all it makes more sense that she was actually more likely born in January than in April.

YESSS!!!

COLTS R GOIN TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!

Ok...the Bears will probably win the Superbowl but godamm

THE COLTS R GOIN TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!

*WARNING* Stream of conciousness ahead!

Out of boredom or sometime urge to write, I post the thoughts in my head....which usually turn out to be utter babblings on my part. I love to write, I probably should have gotten my degree in journalism...except that I'd be one of the many thousands of the same and in the same spot I'm in today working in a completely unrelated field. Also, I usually find my own writing to be extremely uninteresting so I can hardly imagine subjecting others to my ramblings. I have found so many others to much more masterful with a turn of phrase.

So what was my point? Did I even have one when I began this and now it has faded off with the seconds it took me to type out the above? Well, in my years of life that I have thus far experienced, I have found a few things constant and true:

You can always count on people to disappoint you. But if you expect little to nothing, then you can't be too disappointed! While this may sound terribly pessimistic, what this should lead you to is a deeper gratification of when someone does come through, a greater appreciation of humanity as a whole and a little less criticism of your own self. We are only human and you can only do what you can. Perfection is very overrated at any rate.

Most people spend most of their time lying to themselves. Think about it...they lie to themselves about their weight, that they will go to the gym, do better on their diets...about getting an education for a better job. These are things that look good on paper to them and maybe really sincerely believe that one day they will do these things but really, it's all a lie that should just be let go of to die. Most people will never do what they build up in their minds. If it were true, they would simply do them instead of making long-winded speeches and excuses. Reality is a bitch but it's worse to lie to yourself, it makes you lie to everyone else when you may as well face what is right in front of you. Then you can really take true action and feel much better about yourself.

Getting older sucks and it's a terrible thing to watch people you love fall to the ravages of becoming elderly and frail. You have to stop and think about your own mortality and what you really want out of life. You can't help but wonder if these are the same things that you are destined to, to lose your mind, to lose touch with the world around you. Can you avoid it or put it off? Is there something you can do or take to keep from being a victim of time yourself? One day we may have all the answers to this....I honestly don't know. All I know that I can do is enjoy while I still can and try to take care of me. That's it.

That's all that I really have out of life at this point, these are the few offerings of my observations and experiences that I can give. Sorry if it seems disappointing or rambling. Actually, I'm not. I now need to go wash some laundry and the haircoloring out. I don't have to look my age, after all.

Somehow....

I just figured that James Brown didn't really have anything...and this last woman he was with isn't going to get jack form the courts....she'd be lucky to get any support for her child, if it is proven that the child is James Brown's.....I think she should let the rest of the vultures fight over the few scraps he left and walk away. This could be the best thing that ever happened to her. She was a backup singer once and she could do it again. She should have never depended on someone else to take care of her. Probate suckz.

How long do you think it will be before this crap shows up on Ebay?

Off of TMZ.com:

TMZ has obtained a copy of James Brown's will, and it reads like the will of a guy who didn't have much -- other than knickknacks.The will, which begins by noting that Brown is also known as "The Godfather of Soul," leaves his six children "furniture, appliances, furnishings, pictures, silverware, china, glass, books, jewelry, wearing apparel, boats, automobiles, and other vehicles..."

The document, signed in 2000, does not mention how much cold hard cash the estate is worth.Brown did not include his partner, Tomi Rae Hynie or their 5-year-old child. Hynie is expected to contest the will and could end up inheriting 1/3 of the estate.

Go Posh?

Did I really write that? Anyway...off of ONTD:

All is chummy between Tom Cruise's family and the Beckham clan....so long as filthy money does not figure in between.

Tom is reportedly trying to recruit the Beckhams to the Scientology cult but Victoria has told him: "Hands off our cash!"

The whacky Hollywood megastar is obsessed with the religion and believes David would benefit from joining. But Victoria put her foot down — mostly because members have to make huge, regular cash donations.

A source tells The Sun: "Victoria is having none of it. She can’t see the point of joining something like that where you have to donate money."

Wow -- could it be? Something actually likeable about Posh? Gee, maybe L.A. really is having a change on her after all!

Lindsay Lohan in rehab!!!

Yeah, it's a headline. Is it worth a headline? Probably not.

According to CNN today, Blohan has entered rehab. Will she take it seriously? I doubt it. Great PR move for all the shit happening with her in gossip? You bet. At least this looks better then lameass AA meetings and will keep her attractive for studios to use, at least for a little while longer. Til she fucks up again.

Good luck, Lindsay.

*Frowny Face*

Sorry for not posting recently, it's pretty much just outright laziness on my part....and for the past few days there hasn't been much interesting gossip. I am certain this shall change shortly. I also refuse to post anything about RoboTits Posh and her vocally challenged hubby. Dammit, I just did. Anyhooo...I hope this pic will make up for it until I can find gossip worth posting.

Oh yeah...on the Gossip Rocks forum there is a mad rumor that Blohan went in the hospital this last time for herpes. How did she keep from getting it this long?

In any case, enjoy this vid of Little Kitty Foo Foo talking as well as the internet debut of my feet:

Guilty Pleasure

And this guy is GOOD! Not normally a fan of rap, but Greyson Square is not only good, he actually makes good points!

Aha!

off of gossip rocks forum:

EASY and obvious blind item

Expecting? Which teen starlet was recently hospitalized and not for what you might think. Insiders at the hospital say she's telling close friends it was lady business but is she really hiding a secret abortion?

The source is a friend of a friend who had this e-mailed to her.

And, duh. Lindsay Lohan. So sad.

Of Course!!!

What else could you expect from Lindsay? Having her appendix removed....suuuuurrrrre.

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off of TMZ.com:

Less than a day after surgeons removed her appendix, Lindsay Lohan was already yelling and running around on her way out of the hospital. She's one heckuva healer.TMZ has obtained exclusive video of Lohan exiting Century Park Hospital in Los Angeles, clutching a get-well bouquet. Shocked by the waiting paparazzi, Lohan screamed for a man name "Michael," and darted back inside the building. Moments later, a mystery man pulled up in Lohan's black Mercedes, and whisked away the surgically repaired star.Careful Lindsay... you don't want to pop a stitch!

Happiness...

This makes me all warm & fuzzy inside!

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off of page six:

PARIS Hilton no longer has anything to do with the nightclubs named after her in Orlando and Jacksonville, Fla. - but they're still called "Club Paris" after that little city in France. The clubs dropped the ditzy heiress because she ducked out of scheduled promotional appearances, or showed up hours late. "It's all about: How has she screwed up now?" fumed owner Fred Khalilian. Hilton's flack, Elliot Mintz, said, "I'm certainly disappointed to learn of Fred's unfortunate comments."

Britney, Britney, Britney....

I really really want to believe she'll come back the pop princess that she was. I want to. C'mon Brit, justify my love. But reports like this don't help:

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off of page six:

AFTER "exhaustion" caused Britney Spears to leave early from her New Year's Eve party at Las Vegas club Pure, the last thing the once-adored pop tart needs is more stress. But sources tell us Spears faces imminent axing by her music label, Jive Records, which is "going to drop her any day now." That word follows our colleague Cindy Adams' report on Wednesday that Jive execs have decided "to drop [the album] - and her." Spears spent hours in Jive's New York studios last month, but produced sub-par tracks. In addition, her hard-partying ways have damaged her image. Spears' manager, Larry Rudolf, insisted yesterday that she'd revamp her image and continue to record, citing her "rocky period" as an excuse for her "unacceptable" behavior. But insiders believe the album will never hit shelves. "Like the rest of us," said the source, "Jive is done with Britney Spears." A rep for Jive denied all, saying, "Jive's relationship with Britney is fine. She continues to be one of our biggest worldwide artists and we remain 1,000 percent committed to her career."

Holy shit!

This makes me very sad.....I wanted them to work out! I liked them together!!!

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off of page six:

January 5, 2007 -- SHOCK-rocker Marilyn Manson is about to get one of the biggest shocks of his bizarre life - his stunning stripper-wife, Dita Von Teese, is dumping him after only a year of marriage.

Page Six has learned that the pasty-faced Manson, whose real name is Brian Warner, will be served with divorce papers today at a Los Angeles recording studio where he's working on his next album, with Von Teese citing "irreconcilable differences" in giving him the boot.

Sources say the raven-haired bombshell filed for the split right before Christmas, but Manson has been unaware of it because she couldn't get in touch with him.

"He's not been responsive," a friend said. "She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can't even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can't even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn't even noticed."

Friends say Manson had been boozing heavily last year, much to Von Teese's dismay, but she'd desperately tried to hold on. "She really tried to make this work," the friend said.

A rep for the Michigan-born beauty, who is the spokesmodel for MAC makeup's Viva Glam lipstick and lip gloss line, declined to comment. But John Demsey, group president of Estée Lauder, told us: "We're really sad to hear this. Dita has been the most extraordinary MAC spokeswoman. She's the ultimate professional - a glamour girl like there used to be in the '30s and '40s."

Von Teese's pals say they are squarely on her side. "Well, at least now she won't have to share her makeup," one quipped.

It's not known yet whether Von Teese plans to ask for custody of the couple's two cats, Lily and Aleister, and dachshunds, Greta and Eva.

Manson and Von Teese, an accomplished burlesque performer and Playboy model, tied the knot in December 2005 after a seven-year courtship. The goth-style ceremony was held in an ancient castle in Tipperary, Ireland, with cult film director Alejandro Jodorowsky officiating.

FUCK YES!!!!

I HAVE have have to see this!!! But that means the trend is over, no? When they do the movie, that's the signal it's done, right?

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off of ONTD:

Cartoon Network's animated series Aqua Teen Hunger Force will be the first original show of the channel's late-night Adult Swim programming block to be turned into a feature film, Variety reported. The 86-minute film was written, produced and directed by co-creators Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis.

The film centers on the origins of Hunger Force characters Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake and an immortal piece of exercise equipment threatening the balance of galactic peace, the trade paper reported. "It was too big a story to do in 11 minutes," Willis told Variety. "It's based on our fear of exercise equipment."

Maiellaro and Willis will be voicing several parts each, and several members of the TV cast will be reprising their roles. The film also features cameo voices provided by Bruce Campbell and Neil Peart of the band Rush. It is set for a March release date in 800 theaters.

Over so soon?

Wow, rebounds can be quick! Hope it was fun!

And Hmmmmm on Justin Timberlake....other reports placed him in Tennessee with his family for New Year's...without Cameron!

Big singles' party at Kate's, huh?

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off of Us Weekly online:

When Kate Hudson, 27, threw a raucous New Year’s Eve party at her home in L.A.’s Pacific Palisades, guests such as Justin Timberlake, Ryan Phillippe and Eva Mendes showed up to party their way into 2007.

Conspicuously absent from the bash? Actor Owen Wilson, 38, whose torrid affair with Hudson resulted in the actress’ separation from husband of nearly six years, Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson.

“They have definitely cooled off,” a source close to the actress tells Us of Hudson and Wilson’s summer fling. “She adores him and wishes it had worked out. But it didn’t.”

Seconds a Wilson source, “Owen is calling girlfriends to tell them he is single.”

The actress, meanwhile, is back to dating musicians. She brought Irish singer Damien Rice (whose haunting song "The Blower's Daughter" was the theme of 2004's Closer) to a December 9 birthday party for director Brett Ratner. A Hudson pal assures, “She is exploring everything while trying to get over Owen.”

Watch out!!

I'm on notice! you can be too!

First post for the New Year!!!!

and what the hell! Seems Justin Timberlake might be on the market!

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off of Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

There was some VERY interesting gossip floating around one LA nightclub on New Year's Eve, but we don't know whether it's absolute fact or the booze talking. Since this IS a gossip site we feel compelled to pass it on to you and let YOU be the judge: fact or fiction. Undoubtedly, it will prove itself either way in the near future. Anyway, here we go. After a few cocktails, a friend of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz remarked that "they broke up almost two weeks ago." (the last time WE saw them together was at Justin's SNL appearance two weeks ago.) Then, the so-called source dropped the REAL BOMB - he predicted that Justin would eventually hook up with Scarlett Johansson. - implying that something was already going on between them. For your information, Scarlett spent New Year's at Hyde with her girlfriends, looking bored. It's Hollywood - anything can happen.

and off of ONTD:

Justin Timberlake and pizza-faced Cameron Diaz have been denying rumors that their sick relationship is done. Well, they didn’t help matters by spending their New Years apart. Star Magazine reports that Justin was with his family at their home in Tennessee while Cameron was skiing with her family in Colorado.Justin also spent his Christmas in Tennessee where he told friends at a local club, “Me and Cameron? We’re done.”He is apparently spending his time with a longtime family friend, Veronica Finn. She’s a local real estate broker in Tennessee. Justin partied with her over the holiday and she apparently stayed at his mother’s house a few nights. Sources claim the two are just friends even though they are very affectionate with each other.

Happy 2007!!!!

Thank you to everyone who has helped support my site this past year, thank you for stopping by and thank you for being here!

Here's to hoping you have the best year yet!!!