Thursday, May 4, 2006
No party yet
once again, vincent fox flip flops and totally proves that a businessman cannot run a country.
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Friday, April 28, 2006
so K-Fool doesn't know Brit's pregs?
is it even his then? or did she kick him out?
oh yeah, as of today, I've officially put in the definition for 'snarcotic' on urban dictionary so it's MINE! take that! HA!
I also put a decent def up for snarkalicious too.
oh yeah, as of today, I've officially put in the definition for 'snarcotic' on urban dictionary so it's MINE! take that! HA!
I also put a decent def up for snarkalicious too.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Learning with Pink!
Sunday, April 23, 2006
The Greatest Festival EVER!
Really! It's the Japanese penis festival!!! I WANT TO GO!!!!
How cool is that? I want to go to the prostitute shrine while I'm over there too!
How cool is that? I want to go to the prostitute shrine while I'm over there too!
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
IT"S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!
TomKat had the Tom Kitten today, tuesday...kiss your ass goodbye! They named the poor future grade-school dropout 'Suri' with the best intentions I am sure.....but think about it.....Suri Cruise? I think they meant Syracuse! Honestly!
Thursday, April 6, 2006
Dude looks like a lady.....
Kalan Porter looks like a GIRL!!!! It can't be denied! This kid is a future transsexual waiting to happen! It's Jennifer Aniston as a pre-teen, I'm TELLING YOU!!!!
Friday, March 24, 2006
The Death of Chef
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
chef is dead!!!
at least he went a manly way....... tore apart by a mountain lion and a bear...
*cry*
seriously, I'm a bit traumatized....
but I love stan.
chef is dead!!!
at least he went a manly way....... tore apart by a mountain lion and a bear...
*cry*
seriously, I'm a bit traumatized....
but I love stan.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Speaking of TC...RUN KATIE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
(per perezhilton.com...so this is all unofficial)
Life & Style Weekly is riding Tom Cruise's ass like he's a power bottom!
The magazine is still insisting that Cruise and 'pregnant' Katie Holmes have secretly broken up and are pretending to still be together.
According to Life & Style, Tom recently announced to Katie that he wants sole custody of their alien child once the creature is born.
"Katie went absolutely nuts and stormed off in tears," says a source close to the couple [of how Holmes reacted to Cruise's news].
Tom event went so far as to ask Katie to sign legal documents granting custody, the mag alleges, and Holmes' dad, Martin, who reportedly loathes Cruise, became involved.
FYI: Katie's dad is a lawyer.
And, as PerezHilton.com was the first to exclusively report worldwide, Tom & Katie have been having trouble keeping their alleged facade going and got into a huge fight in public, at a basketball game where Cruise's daughter was playing.
"They had no clue a photographer was there [inside the game]," reports Life & Style about the argument.
Tom is said to want custody of the child because he is concerned that Katie won't raise it as a Scientologist.
"For him to ask Katie to give up custody is just horrible," says a friend of the couples. "It just reinforces her attitude that he only cares about himself."
In fact, according to TomKat's pals, "Katie is so turned off by Tom and his lifestyle, she's almost ready to make a clean break."
Life & Style Weekly is riding Tom Cruise's ass like he's a power bottom!
The magazine is still insisting that Cruise and 'pregnant' Katie Holmes have secretly broken up and are pretending to still be together.
According to Life & Style, Tom recently announced to Katie that he wants sole custody of their alien child once the creature is born.
"Katie went absolutely nuts and stormed off in tears," says a source close to the couple [of how Holmes reacted to Cruise's news].
Tom event went so far as to ask Katie to sign legal documents granting custody, the mag alleges, and Holmes' dad, Martin, who reportedly loathes Cruise, became involved.
FYI: Katie's dad is a lawyer.
And, as PerezHilton.com was the first to exclusively report worldwide, Tom & Katie have been having trouble keeping their alleged facade going and got into a huge fight in public, at a basketball game where Cruise's daughter was playing.
"They had no clue a photographer was there [inside the game]," reports Life & Style about the argument.
Tom is said to want custody of the child because he is concerned that Katie won't raise it as a Scientologist.
"For him to ask Katie to give up custody is just horrible," says a friend of the couples. "It just reinforces her attitude that he only cares about himself."
In fact, according to TomKat's pals, "Katie is so turned off by Tom and his lifestyle, she's almost ready to make a clean break."
South Park -n- Crap
no seriously, it's crap.
Isaak Hayes as of this past January in an interview with the Onion, right after "Trapped in the Closet" was shown:
www.avclub.com/content/node/44132/2
AVC: There's some pretty harsh satire on South Park. They don't really care who they offend.
IH: But that's their thing! They're success was built on that cutting-edge stuff. I've had to defend them a lot of times. One time on BET Tonight I defended them because Tavis Smiley, the host on that show, was coming at me. It was a call-in show, too, so people were calling in. I told them not to take this stuff seriously. If you do, you'll get in trouble. Just enjoy it. Remember your high-school yearbook? You look at those pictures now, you laugh, right? That's what South Park is. You got to laugh at it. Because we cursed, but we just didn't dare let the principals, the teachers, or the preachers hear it. And we didn't turn out bad, okay? Just look at it that way. Also, usually there's some kind of moral message at the end for the kids, by the Chef.
AVC: They did just do an episode that made fun of your religion, Scientology. Did that bother you?
IH: Well, I talked to Matt and Trey about that. They didn't let me know until it was done. I said, "Guys, you have it all wrong. We're not like that. I know that's your thing, but get your information correct, because somebody might believe that shit, you know?" But I understand what they're doing. I told them to take a couple of Scientology courses, and understand what we do. [Laughs.]
tom cruise prolly called his ass up to make him quit
Isaak Hayes as of this past January in an interview with the Onion, right after "Trapped in the Closet" was shown:
www.avclub.com/content/node/44132/2
AVC: There's some pretty harsh satire on South Park. They don't really care who they offend.
IH: But that's their thing! They're success was built on that cutting-edge stuff. I've had to defend them a lot of times. One time on BET Tonight I defended them because Tavis Smiley, the host on that show, was coming at me. It was a call-in show, too, so people were calling in. I told them not to take this stuff seriously. If you do, you'll get in trouble. Just enjoy it. Remember your high-school yearbook? You look at those pictures now, you laugh, right? That's what South Park is. You got to laugh at it. Because we cursed, but we just didn't dare let the principals, the teachers, or the preachers hear it. And we didn't turn out bad, okay? Just look at it that way. Also, usually there's some kind of moral message at the end for the kids, by the Chef.
AVC: They did just do an episode that made fun of your religion, Scientology. Did that bother you?
IH: Well, I talked to Matt and Trey about that. They didn't let me know until it was done. I said, "Guys, you have it all wrong. We're not like that. I know that's your thing, but get your information correct, because somebody might believe that shit, you know?" But I understand what they're doing. I told them to take a couple of Scientology courses, and understand what we do. [Laughs.]
tom cruise prolly called his ass up to make him quit
Monday, March 13, 2006
Brit & K-fool
Ok, I, like many many people, am very hard on the guy. No love. But for a brief moment, let me be the devil's advocate.
Man-man (for lack of a better name) and I were recently watching E! tv with brit & that person on it, how they met etc. Man-man brought up a good point, given that E! was trying to not put on neg spin, or at least try to stay neutral.
Maybe K-fool just makes her feel special, maybe it's just that simple. For all her money and fame, maybe that's what it is that she sees in him. (I know, *BARF* but bear with me.....just put all that you think of HIM aside....just humor me)
Maybe he's just fucked any way he goes. Like, in the eyes of us all, what is a husband of a very famous popstar supposed to do?
I have a thought on this:
stop trying. She's made her money. Look, Brit, let's face it, you're in family mode now, the career is OVER.
Kevin, you know, we all know, you married the golden goose, for better or worse. Don't try to impress anybody with any supposed talent you claim to have. (Stay with me....)
Here's what you should do: Brit's singing and dancing days are over but she still has her name. the two of you can do one thing on this planet that would actually make a difference, put you in good graces with public opinion and in the long run, make you more $$$.
Help unknown, struggling talent out there get discovered. Produce. Go into PRODUCTion! Make your own label, you already have a studio, help somebody else out. Do children's summer camps for whoever, abused, less fortunate, whoever......have a camp for young kids to learn a little singing, dancing, get a little special attention for just a few days to have lifetime memories. You've made your money and you've made a name. It's time for you to help somebody.
The two of you could work together and promote yourselves as well as giving new talent a chance too. How cool would it be to promote your own label, be able to say that you gave someone their start, their needed push into the spotlight?
Final rinse: Think about it guys, seriously.
you now have permission to go back into hate mode.
Man-man (for lack of a better name) and I were recently watching E! tv with brit & that person on it, how they met etc. Man-man brought up a good point, given that E! was trying to not put on neg spin, or at least try to stay neutral.
Maybe K-fool just makes her feel special, maybe it's just that simple. For all her money and fame, maybe that's what it is that she sees in him. (I know, *BARF* but bear with me.....just put all that you think of HIM aside....just humor me)
Maybe he's just fucked any way he goes. Like, in the eyes of us all, what is a husband of a very famous popstar supposed to do?
I have a thought on this:
stop trying. She's made her money. Look, Brit, let's face it, you're in family mode now, the career is OVER.
Kevin, you know, we all know, you married the golden goose, for better or worse. Don't try to impress anybody with any supposed talent you claim to have. (Stay with me....)
Here's what you should do: Brit's singing and dancing days are over but she still has her name. the two of you can do one thing on this planet that would actually make a difference, put you in good graces with public opinion and in the long run, make you more $$$.
Help unknown, struggling talent out there get discovered. Produce. Go into PRODUCTion! Make your own label, you already have a studio, help somebody else out. Do children's summer camps for whoever, abused, less fortunate, whoever......have a camp for young kids to learn a little singing, dancing, get a little special attention for just a few days to have lifetime memories. You've made your money and you've made a name. It's time for you to help somebody.
The two of you could work together and promote yourselves as well as giving new talent a chance too. How cool would it be to promote your own label, be able to say that you gave someone their start, their needed push into the spotlight?
Final rinse: Think about it guys, seriously.
you now have permission to go back into hate mode.
Sunday, March 5, 2006
Popozao
ok, I was tortured & forced to watch this miserable, craptastic effort by K-fag.....a 3 year old playing with a keyboard could do better.....he's such a fucktard! after watching it, I must wash my eyes out with Comet. I swear, he was a chicken in a previous life, watching his damn head bob back & forth.....and i think he was trying to do the Macarena to the beat....what did that get sampled from?
Sunday, January 22, 2006
A personal bitch...
You know, I have been hearing stories about these poeple who own SUV's and mini-vans with the video screens for watching movies, entertaining the kiddies, etc.....I have heard stories about fellow drivers coming alongside these and noticing that porn was being played. I am terribly disappointed to say that despite my efforts to find such vehicles, while seeing the screens, only video games and kiddie shows have been noticed on my part!!! I'm so terribly disppointed and I want this corrected right now!!! I want to pull up alongside a vehilce and be able to enjoy a few seconds of porn, folks! WORK WITH ME HERE!!!! Let's get this taken care of, ok?! I want to see porn playing in every vehicle capable of it!
Tuesday, December 6, 2005
Oh, the drama of Saddam!
I just find it so cute of him to keep up the defiant act! Like it makes any difference! All he needs now is to just become a big drag queen, wouldn't that be adorable! Imagine him in the courtroom with lipstick, heels and a boa on, throwing his temper tantrums! I swear, it makes me roll on the floor its so funny! He just HAS to be a closet drag!
Friday, November 18, 2005
The Spin Sycle.....my view
I can't exactly explain why the whole David Ludwig & Kara Borden situation bothers me so much, but it does. Here's my take:
18 year-old-boys (and I deliberatly use BOY here because there are many much more mature 18-year-olds out there who hold jobs, support themselves, better their educations, even serve in the military......are actually productive people) who mess with 14-year-old girls have something mentally wrong with them, like they still see themselves as that age instead of being a budding adult. A lot of being an adult is taking responsibility for yourself, your life and your actions. This kid must live in a fantasy world where he can do whatever he wants without a negative consequence or care. How ego-centric and sick. Picking up a gun to shoot your girlfriend's parents isn't love, that is psychotic. Murder is very real and very permanent. What a way to enter reality and watch your fantasyland go up in smoke.
14 year-old girls who play sex games like sending naked pictures of themselves to others are no longer children. Sex is the dividing line and if a child makes the decision to cross that, they are wide open to all the upset, pain (emotional and physical), disease, weirdness and everything else that goes with it. Again, being an adult means you are responsible for yourself, mommy & daddy no longer are responsible for saving you. Sex games can lead to pregnancy and that's VERY real.....they can also lead to rejections that you're not ready for. I think she was involved in what happened but had no idea how far it could go. This girl will never be a child again, childhood is over.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that sex itself is bad. Sex is wonderful and fabulous, one of the many great things of being an adult. I'm a great fan. But sex belongs in the realm of the adult, not childhood. You should really consider what you are getting into before diving in.
What were they thinking, that they could kill and just drive away to be together forever? That's just.....stupid. And immature on a massive scale. What a huge lesson in foresight.
Feel free to hurl the abuse he deserves here: http://www.myspace.com/haydren
And that's the Spin Sycle.
Final Rinse: Hope he gets life, death is too easy for him and I hope she gets her act together, she may have to serve time as well, perhaps as an ADULT.
18 year-old-boys (and I deliberatly use BOY here because there are many much more mature 18-year-olds out there who hold jobs, support themselves, better their educations, even serve in the military......are actually productive people) who mess with 14-year-old girls have something mentally wrong with them, like they still see themselves as that age instead of being a budding adult. A lot of being an adult is taking responsibility for yourself, your life and your actions. This kid must live in a fantasy world where he can do whatever he wants without a negative consequence or care. How ego-centric and sick. Picking up a gun to shoot your girlfriend's parents isn't love, that is psychotic. Murder is very real and very permanent. What a way to enter reality and watch your fantasyland go up in smoke.
14 year-old girls who play sex games like sending naked pictures of themselves to others are no longer children. Sex is the dividing line and if a child makes the decision to cross that, they are wide open to all the upset, pain (emotional and physical), disease, weirdness and everything else that goes with it. Again, being an adult means you are responsible for yourself, mommy & daddy no longer are responsible for saving you. Sex games can lead to pregnancy and that's VERY real.....they can also lead to rejections that you're not ready for. I think she was involved in what happened but had no idea how far it could go. This girl will never be a child again, childhood is over.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that sex itself is bad. Sex is wonderful and fabulous, one of the many great things of being an adult. I'm a great fan. But sex belongs in the realm of the adult, not childhood. You should really consider what you are getting into before diving in.
What were they thinking, that they could kill and just drive away to be together forever? That's just.....stupid. And immature on a massive scale. What a huge lesson in foresight.
Feel free to hurl the abuse he deserves here: http://www.myspace.com/haydren
And that's the Spin Sycle.
Final Rinse: Hope he gets life, death is too easy for him and I hope she gets her act together, she may have to serve time as well, perhaps as an ADULT.
Sunday, October 2, 2005
So....a week after Rita....
For a few days there we had power, then we didn't have power....It was horribly hot! I think the power issue has finally been resolved, we havn't lost it for about two days so i think we'll be ok....
my favorite highlights from the weather channel:
-being told it was time to "hunker down"...I guess that was the theme for this huricane, "hunker down." What a stupid phrase.
-Having our friend yell at the TV every time Stephanie Abrams came on, to "take off your top!!!" That was really funny. We kept telling him he wasn't yelling loudly enough, after all, she was in Galveston.
-Watching Jim Cantore make fun of Houston traffic at a standstill. "They're moving at about a quarter of a mile per hour, I can walk that! Watch!" That was classic. I was rolling on the floor. Oh, and I appreciated the fact that jim Cantore actually pronounced "quarter" correctly. That's bonus points in my book.
I finally got to start at my job, I very much enjoy it. I just hope we can get the computer issues worked out.
my favorite highlights from the weather channel:
-being told it was time to "hunker down"...I guess that was the theme for this huricane, "hunker down." What a stupid phrase.
-Having our friend yell at the TV every time Stephanie Abrams came on, to "take off your top!!!" That was really funny. We kept telling him he wasn't yelling loudly enough, after all, she was in Galveston.
-Watching Jim Cantore make fun of Houston traffic at a standstill. "They're moving at about a quarter of a mile per hour, I can walk that! Watch!" That was classic. I was rolling on the floor. Oh, and I appreciated the fact that jim Cantore actually pronounced "quarter" correctly. That's bonus points in my book.
I finally got to start at my job, I very much enjoy it. I just hope we can get the computer issues worked out.
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
After Rita.....(it's not a margarita but an after-rita)
Well, we have our power back, my pretty plants are back out where they belong. Most of Houston won't totally re-open until tomorrow, which to me is silly. It is horribly hot again, the heat index expected to be 115 degrees. Just like yesterday. I have heard of people in some parts not having their power back and in this heat, that is deadly. The worst thing for us on that level is that our cable cuts out now & then.
These are the things that Houston will have to address because had the city been hit straight on like originally thought, we'd be crippled. Look at how badly things are right now with:
-getting power restored
-getting businesses back open & running
-getting water to people
-what was up with that bottle-neck when folks were evacuating? that was really bad. I'm not kidding when I say traffic sucks here.
on a personal note, I am depressed. I was supposed to start working at a new position (albeit a temp one) and left my old assignment to go. Well, they STILL don't have me set up to work (had I known that, I wouldn't have left so soon) and nobody seems to know when I'll get my approval to start working. I have a house to pay for and my car needs new tires, the belts are showing through! My biggest complaint is that ever since I moved here, I can't get regular work, no one will touch me. I'm stuck being a temp which sucks ass. I have skills, a degree and experience and I can't get hired into a regular job. Am I the only person with this problem? Is there no one else who suffers like this? It's unbelievably ridiculous. I want to work! I'm honest and reliable! I complete my tasks!!! I don't goof off talking on the phone all day or to co-workers! I just don't get it. I'm likeable too! I get along with people! Sorry for the rant, I'm just frustrated and depressed. These things make no sense to me and I don't know how to fix it.
These are the things that Houston will have to address because had the city been hit straight on like originally thought, we'd be crippled. Look at how badly things are right now with:
-getting power restored
-getting businesses back open & running
-getting water to people
-what was up with that bottle-neck when folks were evacuating? that was really bad. I'm not kidding when I say traffic sucks here.
on a personal note, I am depressed. I was supposed to start working at a new position (albeit a temp one) and left my old assignment to go. Well, they STILL don't have me set up to work (had I known that, I wouldn't have left so soon) and nobody seems to know when I'll get my approval to start working. I have a house to pay for and my car needs new tires, the belts are showing through! My biggest complaint is that ever since I moved here, I can't get regular work, no one will touch me. I'm stuck being a temp which sucks ass. I have skills, a degree and experience and I can't get hired into a regular job. Am I the only person with this problem? Is there no one else who suffers like this? It's unbelievably ridiculous. I want to work! I'm honest and reliable! I complete my tasks!!! I don't goof off talking on the phone all day or to co-workers! I just don't get it. I'm likeable too! I get along with people! Sorry for the rant, I'm just frustrated and depressed. These things make no sense to me and I don't know how to fix it.
Saturday, September 24, 2005
Hurricane Rita part 3
Hurricane hit about midnight, saturday am.... Slept badly, kept waking up. Lots of wind, not much rain. Rain picked up more about 2am. Pine trees behind our house got blown around a lot but held their own. Still had electricity.
2:45 am to about 3:30 am central. Electricity flickered on & off
3:30 am to 4:00 am central. Lost power. Very heavy, loud winds. Sounded a lot like a wind tunnel or if you were on the beach, the volume on the waves was turned up all the way.
10:30 am central. It's like an October storm in Indiana, all grey & windy & rainy. Lots of water falling.
2:00 pm central. Rain over, more light throught the clouds, winds are a strong thunderstorm. Still no power. Can't see reason for no power. Winds still heading SSE.
3:30 pm central. Got power back. Still wearing PJ's & don't care.
4:00 pm central. It's all over, power back on, water back on, sunny outside. A/c going.
The lizard in my large bromeliad weathered the storm well. I saw him this afternoon.
We took very little damage, I don't think we even lost a shingle.
We are doing well, having a happy hurricane party. Life is good.
2:45 am to about 3:30 am central. Electricity flickered on & off
3:30 am to 4:00 am central. Lost power. Very heavy, loud winds. Sounded a lot like a wind tunnel or if you were on the beach, the volume on the waves was turned up all the way.
10:30 am central. It's like an October storm in Indiana, all grey & windy & rainy. Lots of water falling.
2:00 pm central. Rain over, more light throught the clouds, winds are a strong thunderstorm. Still no power. Can't see reason for no power. Winds still heading SSE.
3:30 pm central. Got power back. Still wearing PJ's & don't care.
4:00 pm central. It's all over, power back on, water back on, sunny outside. A/c going.
The lizard in my large bromeliad weathered the storm well. I saw him this afternoon.
We took very little damage, I don't think we even lost a shingle.
We are doing well, having a happy hurricane party. Life is good.
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