Spin Sycle for Monday, April 30 2012

Hey Syclers, I'm back!  Have you ever felt so fed up with a job, relationship, etc. that you were willing to walk away just to keep you sanity and health together?

Let's start with a blind item:

[BlindGossip] They have been a couple for several years and are parents together, so it was just a matter of time before they took that extra step and got married. They announced their engagement earlier this year and have been hinting that the wedding will be later this year. No. The wedding is actually next weekend. It won’t be one of those huge 500-person affairs. Just family and close friends, including some of his friends who just happen to be big celebrities. His ex-wife is definitely not invited. The location is the same country where he proposed to her. And yes, their child/ren will be in the wedding party. Congratulations!

UPDATE!

They are changing the date! The wedding is being moved to early summer (June/July). We’ll let you know as it gets closer.

Here's the supposed date

Here's Nicki Minaj with Starships:

Can you believe it's been a year since William and Kate married?

Robin Gibb to leave hospital soon?  I have nothing but the best hopes for him.  A speedy recovery to you

So how much longer do you think Nick and Mariah will be married?

Johnny Depp celebrates his son's 10th birthday without Vanessa

Until later!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edtion

Hey Syclers!  Hope you're having a great time!

Brad & Angie are engaged!  Think it'll be a long time til the wedding?

Solved blind item:
[BlindGossip] After years of speculation about whether or not they will get married, this acting couple is finally going to become Mr. and Mrs.! He had a beautiful ring made for her, and has already proposed. The wedding will take place this year, will not be a huge affair, and will not take place in the United States. Just about the only ones who may not be happy about all this are those who kept holding out hope that he would eventually get back together with his ex. It’s not going to happen. They are friends. That’s it. Really.

SOLVED!

It’s Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt! Source: BlindGossip and Everywhere

Jada Smith wants us all to know that everything is fine

Chris Evans.  That is all.  I think I just went stupid.





He's not wrong.  Hell, the drinking age used to be 18.  It was changed in the early '80's

Here's the Ramones

Spin Sycle for Monday, March 12 2012

How's the beginning of your week, Syclers?

Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina split up because he didn't want kids

Halle Berry is engaged

Bobbi Kristina wants to be Kristina Houston

John Mayer cancels tour due to vocal cord injury

Jennifer Aniston wants to be engaged by the end of the year

Here's George Takei's happy dance



Blind item!
[NationalEnquirer] What music superstar is singing the blues over his soon-to-be ex-wife’s threat to write a tell-all book about his dirty s*x secrets? Turns out that the “irreconcilable differences” she cited in her divorce papers were code for add*ction to p*rn and seedy low-rent m*ssage parlors!

Spin Sycle for Monday March 5 2012

Hey Syclers, how are you holding up?  Ready for another week?

It seems Madonna's boytoy has proposed to her.  What possible advantage could it give her to marry him? I mean, he could gain a LOT, but her?  Maybe it's time to kick his ass to the curb

Rush the Mouth is losing advertisers.  TROLLLOLOLOL

So, was Lindsay Lohan any good at being on SNL?

If idiots are going to be like this on the Net, then they should have the computers and cellphones taken away.  Get some maturity.

Kirk Cameron still deserves to be made an object of ridicule

Run for your life, Lady Gaga wants to have a baby

Angelina Jolie rejects Salt 2 script

Enjoy Michael Franti and Spearhead with "Say Hey (I Love You)"

Spin Sycle for the Day After the Oscars Ceremony 2012

I'm enjoying cafe au lait and some cinnamon toast this morning, Syclers!  What are you doing?

Enjoy Madonna's latest "Girl Gone Wild"  It's better than Gimme All Your Lovin



In case you missed it last night, here's the listing of all the winners.  Frankly, Billy Crystal was a huge snooze.  to be honest, Viola Davis should win an Oscar for a better role.



Here are Vogue's best dressed at the Oscars and they missed a few fabulous people

And here's a slideshow if you prefer

Glenn Close looked flawless


Sandra Bullock was total class


Goddess Milla Jovovich


and...


In other non-Oscar news, meet Swedish Princess Estelle


Lucy Lawless (XENA!) was arrested in New Zealand

Teen mom Amber Portwood moves in with her grandparents

I know you're dying for the blind items, so here is one:
[BlindGossip] It must be difficult sitting there in front of billions of people waiting for your name to be called. It must be even more difficult when it isn’t. This actress did a good job pretending to be happy for the winner of this award last night, but behind the scenes was a different story.

She was seen in a corner of the bathroom being consoled by a friend for her loss. While she was not wailing or screaming in a dramatic fashion, there were definitely some tears and some nose blowing going on. One of them was also saying, “It’s not fair… it’s not fair!” although we honestly don’t know if those words were uttered by the actress or the friend who was helping her. The good news is that she did manage to pull it together enough to attend more than one party during the evening… plus there’s always next year.

Spin Sycle for Friday January 20 2012

Hey SyclerS!!  Here's what's going on:

Even Beyonce's parents are already sick of hearing about Blue Ivy

Snooki really doesn't need all that makeup


are Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston pregnant at the same time?

I simply don't find Michael Fassbender attractive

Kardashian magazine is not happening

Human head, hand and feet found near Hollywood sign

Juliet's first hardcore song will rock your world:

Spin Sycle Holiday Weekend Edition

What's up, Syclers??  I just finished Holiday shopping and wrapping.  Done!  Time for a drink.  Here's what's happening:

First, a blind item:

[CDAN] This couple is an A list couple. It is tough to describe them without giving them away, but they are A list and they have kid(s). I will say that the female in the couple is an A list movie actress who would not touch television. She might not even watch television. Probably too good for it. The couple, with our actress being the main instigator in this has decided that they do not want to show off their child to the public. I am not saying they only have one child, but I am not saying they have more. I will say though this becomes very obvious when you know the answer. The couple chooses to not show off this child because it is a special needs child and the couple have chosen to let the child spend the majority of time with nannies and other people and is generally ignored by the parents. As I said, it is primarily because of the mother, although the father is complicit. He does not want the relationship to end so goes along with whatever his wife says.

*Spin's guess: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban....haven't really seen or heard much about that second baby*

Teen Mom Amber to spend Xmas in jail.  Dumbass.

Keep up the good fight, Ricky Gervais

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Brad & Angie to make more babies?

Britney's ex Jason Alexander is still butthurt

Of course, the season wouldn't be complete without Suri Cruise's wish list from Santa.  HA!

Your Weekend Spin Sycle!!

OMG Syclers!!  Here's what's going on!!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony to divorce!  She's going back on the market, run for your life!!

Image via WikipediaMila Kunis, being the cool chick that she is, is in fact going to the Marine Corps ball. 

Is Pari$ Hilton pregnant? or is it a food baby?  she sure leaves it up for serious speculation.

Britney Spears sinks to a new low with Pauly D joining her tour

Here's a compilation of the "Brad and Angie are getting married" rumors

Spin Sycle for Thursday July 14 2011

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What ya doin, Syclers?  What's going on!


Hide yo kids, hide yo husband, Tila Tequila is going to New York!

First Mila Kunis, now Justin Timberlake has been invited to the Marine Corps ball





I am convinced that Giulianna Rancic has celiac disease.

Is Zac Efron like a cow?

It seems Brad and Angie might get married after all!  Please let it steal all the thunder from Kim K, please!  If there is a god, I don't ask for much....but let this happen!!!

CDAN blind item!  or is it not so blind?
This supposedly happily married pro athlete did not seem to be that way at an event the other night. The athlete, who is currently married to a reality star I wish would go away, was all over another woman at the event. In support of him, I would say the reality star has done a good job of trying to chase him away and seems to only be with him to keep the show alive.  *spin's guess - Lamar & Khloe*

Here's Another Blind Item!

See if you can guess, Syclers!

Delicates
CDAN – This NBA star is cheating on his reality star wife with another reality star who used to be on Real World way way back in the day.



Lights
Is it a promise ring or an engagement ring for Bella and Edward?


Bradley Cooper to star in a remake of The Crow?  Sounds awkward


If anyone still cares, Brangelina finally getting married?

Image via Wikipedia

Needs Bleach
Has Madonna given up on Kabbalah?  Srsly, she was never going to be more than an old Catholic lady anyway.


Is Justin Bieber actually a douche way deep down inside?






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The Spin Sycle for March 22 2011

Image via Wikipedia

Happy Spring, Syclers!  Let's see what's in the wash:

Lights
Britney Spears to take a test run in Vegas for a huge comeback show

Is Justin Bieber making up stories about Robert Footface Patterson?

Charlie Sheen winning?  Seems CBS might want him back for more 2 1/2 men

Big Love finally ended.  Did you watch?  yea, me neither.

Mel B is pregnant with #3

Darks
Holly Madison left her boyfriend.  Forever alone.

Hide the silverware!  Madonna may be moving back to Britain!

Needs Bleach
Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens....cuz he can't drive 55

Brangelina strike again at adoption this time from Haiti

Spin Sycle for March 4 2011

What's in the wash today, Syclers!  Let's look!

Lights

Charlie Sheen holds the record for being the fastest to get 1 million followers on Twitter.  I am one of them. Start using tiger blood a lot.  and #WINNING!

Johnny Depp praises Angelina Jolie as a great mother 

Here's The new album, Femme Fatale by Britney Spears.  Track listings. Doesn't it sound like it should be a perfume?

Darks

Micheal Lohan is doing Celebrity Rehab??

Needs Bleach

Wait, there's really going to be a Welcome Back Kotter reunion?  welcome Welcome back?

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

What is hanging on the lines, Syclers?  Let's see!

Darks
It's really hard to stan for you, Charlie Sheen, when you are acting like an arrogant dictator but most especially when you cost many people their jobs.  That's all you, directly your fault, because you don't know when to keep your mouth shut.  Are you going to pay them for the rest of the season that didn't happen since it's your fault the show was cut, Charlie?  I think that's the least you could do.

That's a mighty fine marriage you have for yourself there, Katy Perry

Lights
a new little KISS member to be added to the family for Paul Stanley.  I sooo want to see KISS at the Houston Rodeo this year.

Angelina Jolie having a special diamond pendant made for Brad Pitt.  Hope she didn't mean it as a surprise

Needs Bleach
The Kardashian giant troll wishes to procreate.  Khloe smash.

Want to live in London while renting a place from a Qaddaffi son?  But why not  ;P

Delicates
Ted C blind item that might be Jessica Simpson, don't bitch because it's Ted C.  You've been warned.




Be sure to let me know what you think of the new format!  email me or leave a comment!

Spin Sycle for December 29 2010

Hey Syclers!  Here's what's going on:

Joe Francis, the douche behind Girls Gone Wild, is single again after only a few weeks of marriage!

Reese Witherspoon's engagement ring looks about the same as all the other celebrity engagement rings out there.  Is everyone  using the same jeweler?

and a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This multi-hyphenate and her actor boyfriend have been in a steady relationship for several years. They live together. They’ve had a child/ren together. So why aren’t they married? Well, it’s because it’s not his style to play the third wheel. She is continuing to see her ex-girlfriend, a major force in the demise of her last famous marriage. That’s right. She’s bisexual. And she used to be bicoastal. Oh, and there’s one more, but that would make it too easy.




*Spin's guess- Bran n Angelina*

Spin Sycle for December 6 2010

Here's what's up Syclers!

Chelsea Handler tries to stay relevant by beating a dead horse

Liam Neeson shares his thoughts on Narnia, gets into trouble.  Jeezuz, it's just his thoughts, stop taking it so seriously

Take it with a grain of salt from this source....but is Kim K pregnant?

*point and laugh*  the Digital Death campaign for AIDS has been a dismal failure unless you look from the angle that those celebs that annoyed you are no longer tweeting/facebooking except for Usher

Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle

How's your weekend, Syclers? Here's what's up:

Britney Spears has a new album coming out in March

Is it just me or does Xtina's new boyfriend look like her soon to be ex?  Who knew she had a "type"

Mila Kunis speaks about sex......scene with Justin Timberlake

Johnny Depp's thoughts about marriage to Vanessa and about Angelina Jolie

It seems you should beware Video Girl Barbie but where does the feed go?

Is Nicki Minaj one of many performers just cashing in on the Gankuro trend in the U.S.?  What do you think?

Philosorapter thanks you for your time:


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Happy Thanksgiving Syclers!

I have you to be thankful for, this website is all for you!  Let's get to what's happening, starting with a couple of blind items:

"These celebrity BFF's have a problem but only one of them knows it. Only one thinks they're good friends, but the other is trying to extricate herself from the relationship but is really too nice to do it to her face. It's bound to get out soon because we're hearing about it." [BuzzFoto]


*Spin's guess - Rihanna is trying to get away from Katy Perry*


"Oh baby, baby, baby! Well, to be more precise, no baby and two baby boys. This multi-hyphenate is not pregnant, which isn't surprising given that she hasn't had sex with a man in months (including her husband). This reality star isn't wigging out over her first boy. She is actually thrilled. She'll never have to worry about money again! And finally, it's a healthy baby boy who will magically be birthed within the next 48 hours, just in time for the gullible to marvel at the poetic irony of a Thanksgiving arrival." [Blind Gossip]


*Spin's guesses since this is a three parter - a) general concensus is Xtina but what if it's Katie Holmes?  b) Kim Z.  C) Benjamin Travolta


University of Phoenix is a rip off, if you didn't already know that

John Travolta and Kelly Preston welcomed their new son

The Mighty Virus Miley Cyrus turned 18 and no1 curr

Angelina Jolie misses the entire point of Thanksgiving.  She should try watching the History channel.

Teen Mom Amber lost custody of her daughter

Spin Sycle for August 2nd, 2010

Lindsay leaves jail, goes to rehab against her wishes....meaning Dina didn't get her photo op.

"Mad Men" women don't work for their figures which is funny because even in the 1960's, women did some crazy diet and exercise stunts, just like today.

Lady Gaga is odd, knows it and relishes it.  Good for her.

Lethal Weapon 5?  Really?  

How long until Angelina begins to look elderly?

Spin Offs for June 10, 2010

Reggie Bush is BUSTED, costs USC 2005 national championship.  what a dick.

Angelina Jolie to play Cleopatra.  This puts her in the ranks with Liz Taylor, doesn't it?

Lindsay Lohan to blow your mind as a porn queen but can't keep an assistant.

Michael Lohan's douchey new club is in trouble already and it hasn't even opened yet.

Anybody sick of this rumor yet?

Brangelina splitting up....at least according to Page 6 it's happening....I don't know, I don't know if I care.  I suppose if it gets said for a long enough time, maybe it will come true or maybe like a broken clock, it will have been repeated at the right time.

Mega-couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have secretly signed legal documents dividing their vast fortune and family in case they split, according to Britain's News of the World. Pitt and Jolie, who are not married but have been together for more than five years, have three biological children as well as three adopted kids and an estimated $300 million fortune. Under the reported deal, hammered out with an LA law firm, the pair would have joint custody over the kids, who would live full time with Jolie. Rumors of a breakup have dogged the couple for years. Recently, Jolie reportedly had an affair with a language coach with whom she was working for an upcoming role, but the teacher vehemently denied it. Neither star appeared at the Golden Globes last Sunday and Pitt made a solo showing at Friday night's Haiti telethon.



*clutch yer pearls ladies, this may get interesting!*




update from digital spy:

Brad Pitt has been planning a new start away from Angelina Jolie for six months, according to reports.

The couple have reportedly separated this week in a $205m (£126m) deal.

"Brad is miserable and wants a new start," a source told Ian Halperin, author of recent bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story Of Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie.

The insider added: "He’s looked miserable and exhausted the past couple of years because he can’t handle Angie’s explosive personality and self-destructive ways.

"I love Brad and am in his corner all the way. I feel so bad for him because Angie put him through the wringer. I can confirm that his relationship with Angie is over."