Stop using Charlie Sheen as a distraction from your own asshattery, Chris Brown. According to the Panache report:
Lindsay Lohan not taking plea deal, will see how the wheel spins
Liz Taylor, goddess of the silver screen, a model of femininity, strength, love and passion, fiercest of them all, has died. The angels weep.
Is Jeremy Piven to replace Charlie Sheen for two and a half men?
Michael Lohan continues to be a tool
Christina Aguilera is now on Twitter. Hilarity ensues.
It's Sassy Gay Friend!