Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Enjoy your weekend!

The History Channel will not be airing their miniseries about the Kennedys after all.  Katie Holmes was a lousy choice to play Jackie Kennedy anyway.  Ha Ha.  Remember when the History Channel actually ran shows about history?

The Kardashian sisters are getting sued (ha ha)  for their rip off scam of a credit card  


In the No1Curr category, "Sarah Palin's Alaska" has not been renewed for another season.  Because No1curr.  Ha ha.

It's good to know that the girls of Teen Mom are using the money they make from the show for substantial, worthy investments.  You know, like boob jobs

This is worthy of spelling out:  Shut the Fuck Up, Cameron Diaz

UPDATE:  I have a personal theory that maybe the guy who shot Rep. Giffords of Arizona did it to try to impress someone.....you know, like the guy who shot Reagan did it to try to impress Jodie Foster because somehow I get the vibe that this guy has never been laid in his life.



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Spin Offs 4/28

If you live under a rock then you may not know that Sandra Bullock officially filed for divorce in Texas. This makes sense because you have to be married at least 10 years before a Texas court will even think  about spousal support and even then there's no guarantee.  Texas law pretty much allows each party to leave with what they came in with and are not fond of serial marryers.  So Sandra Bullock was pretty smart there.  Also, she adopted a baby.

Alexander McQueen had drugs in his system when he died.

Here's that rumor about someone, presumably a guy, coming out cinco de mayo

A Chelsea Handler sex tape?  Am I the only person left on the planet who doesn't have one?

TBH, Katie Holmes is not pretty or elegant enough to play Jackie Kennedy

Lindsay Lohan is turning into Tila Tequila

Hey twatlights Twihards, you can get engaged with the same style ring Bella has