Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin?

As we all expected to hear sooner or later, Miley Cyrus is a stoner.

Really, T I?  I don't even....

Selena Gomez's mother is pregnant, yawn

Michael Lohan will finally shut up for a little while

And yet I can't squeeze out one. 

Kate Moss is too fucked up to get pregnant.  I thought most of the time it happened because she was too fucked up

Madonna has gone full circle, embarrasses her daughter Lourdes now.  What teen daughter isn't embarrassed by her mother?

Rest peacefully Andrea True, you helped to color my childhood....This song was a big part of my summers, hearing it at roller rinks, at amusement parks and playing miniature golf

Spin Sycle for Tuesday May 24

Did you have a great weekend Syclers?  Here's what's happening:

Lights
So Lady Gaga had a threeway? so what?  Who hasn't?

Ashton Kutcher to be on 2 1/2 men for just a year?

Japan has very good taste, bans Russell Brand from entering


Darks
from Panache report:  The media is currently wondering whether Oprah is a scientologist or not-yet they seem to be overlooking M.C. Lyte. It's been rumored that M.C. Lyte has been a discreet Scientologist for several years.  In Related News: Scientologists expect to construct the biggest Scientologist Center (on earth) in Harlem.


Maria Shriver could hit Ahnold in the pocketbook hard if she actually divorces him


Needs Bleach
Ahnold's piece on the side is a self hating Latina

Snoop Dogg to perform at Kate Moss's wedding

Is anybody sick of Taylor Swift yet?

Here's Rihanna's performance with Britney Spears at the Billboard music awards: