Spin Sycle for Tuesday May 24

Did you have a great weekend Syclers?  Here's what's happening:

Lights
So Lady Gaga had a threeway? so what?  Who hasn't?

Ashton Kutcher to be on 2 1/2 men for just a year?

Japan has very good taste, bans Russell Brand from entering


Darks
from Panache report:  The media is currently wondering whether Oprah is a scientologist or not-yet they seem to be overlooking M.C. Lyte. It's been rumored that M.C. Lyte has been a discreet Scientologist for several years.  In Related News: Scientologists expect to construct the biggest Scientologist Center (on earth) in Harlem.


Maria Shriver could hit Ahnold in the pocketbook hard if she actually divorces him


Needs Bleach
Ahnold's piece on the side is a self hating Latina

Snoop Dogg to perform at Kate Moss's wedding

Is anybody sick of Taylor Swift yet?

Here's Rihanna's performance with Britney Spears at the Billboard music awards:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Let's see what's on the line. Syclers!  Don't forget to donate to the Red Cross for Japan's earthquake and all the other disasters happening around the world.

Darks
Alec Baldwin needs to STFU and read some Hunter S Thompson.  He's clueless.

Charlie Sheen hires 24/7 security after a crazy asshat tries to get into his house

Mel Gibson pleads "no contest" to battery charges, will not serve time

Justin Timberlake finally makes public with his split from Jessica Biel.  Let the ZOMG BRITNEY & JUSTIN ARE TOTALLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER screams start now.

Lights
Victoria Beckham finally having the girl she always wanted.  Didn't I tell you this already?

If anybody cares, Scarlett Johansson is getting banged by that dirty looking, creepy Sean Penn

Beyonce wants to troll Lady Gaga, u mad Bey?

Delicates
Here's a solved blind item for you:


SOLVED!

BlindGossip – Everyone is an actor in this one (although some have multiple talents). Boy A and Girl A have been a fake couple for more than a year. Boy B and Girl B have been a real couple for many years.

Boy A and Girl B recently worked on a project together in which they were pretending to be a couple. Except that after a while they were not longer pretending. Boy A now regularly spends overnight sexy time at Girl B’s house. Girl A is annoyed, because – while her breakup with Boy A is inevitable – she has no control over him when they aren’t scheduled for a photo op. Boy B, on the other hand, is back home on the opposite coast and has no idea what’s going on.

SOLVED!

Fake Couple BOY A and GIRL A: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Real Couple BOY B and GIRL B: Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis

Source: BG and Everywhere

Now that Justin’s big movie role in The Social Network and the Academy Awards are over, so is Justin and Jessica’s relationship. Yes, it was all PR, people! The two of them never even liked each other, but got a lot of publicity mileage out of their four-year relationship.

Macaulay and Mila were a real couple, but they broke up in December. This happened after Justin and Mila made a movie together and started taking their love scenes off screen as well as on-screen.

Spin Offs for September 21, 2010

Japan ain't nuthin to fuck with, even for Pari$ite

Wyclef Jean has done the right thing

TI to appear in court

Tokio Hotel is moving to the U.S 

Start crying, tweenagers! Justin Bieber has a girlfriend!