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Showing posts with label russell brand. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday, Sept. 27 2012

What's up, Syclers!!

Chris Brown and Nicole Scherzinger?  Let them!  They deserve each other!  

Tom Cruise leaving $cientology? If only this were true.

I think Russell Brand is trying to say that they were just too different.

I think Ke$ha is high all the time

The Internet thinks Beyonce is pregnant again.

Here's Rihanna's latest, Diamonds:

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, July 18 2012

What's up, Syclers?  Having fun?

I think we all already knew that Katy Perry was a walking load of ass pain

Tom gets to see Suri for a bit

EWW Michael Lohan has reproduced again

[Celebzter] So many actors in Hollywood find themselves to be on the receiving end of malicious gay rumors, and for some subjects of the gossip, they are true. For others, they are not.

There has a long been speculation about the sexuality of this actor, and it’s a rumor that has dogged him throughout his career. So, can you imagine our surprise then, to discover that the said actor actually falls into the minority of those wrongly accused of being in the closet?
But while we can 100 per cent confirm that he likes women, there is a one teeny problem: As much as he likes to wave his magic sword around, it, err, falls into the micro category.
As one person with knowledge revealed: “He falls embarrassingly short in that department.”
And an ex-girlfriend backed this up , previously telling a friend, “Oh, it’s so tiny!” when asked about her lover’s manhood
*Spin's guess - Ed Norton*



Friday, December 30, 2011

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition!!!

Big stuff going on, Syclers!!  I'll be updating throughout the weekend so check back often!

Russell Brand has kicked Katy Perry to the curb!!!  What was she thinking, that she could change him?  I think she was too controlling of him, especially when she reportedly started telling him what he could'nt say in his shows!  Think he'll get funny again now that he dropped her?

oh and here's a solved blind item:

[BlindGossip] This celebrity has been doing the usual rounds of talk shows to discuss the upcoming awards season and to promote a new project. Because she is married to another celebrity, talk show interviews usually include a couple of standard questions about how her husband is doing. Not any more. They are separated, and talk show producers and hosts are under strict orders not to mention his name or their marriage.
Easy enough, right? Well, during a pre-interview, a pushy producer pressed their luck with the star and her publicist by saying that it would actually draw more attention to the split if the talk show host didn’t mention the spouse, and suggested a few innocuous name drops to avoid this. The furious star stood up, told her publicist “YOU deal with this sh*t!”, and stormed out of the room. The publicist dissuaded the producer, smoothed the star’s ruffled feathers, and the interview occurred without a single mention of the spouse’s name.
If the celebrity couple stays separated over the next couple of months, you may notice the conspicuous absence of her husband’s name – as well as the words “marriage”, “husband”, “children”, “separation”, and “divorce” – in her interviews. Her PR people certainly don’t want rumors about her marriage to overshadow her projects or interfere with potential awards. The biggest test will come if she actually wins an award. She won’t be able to hide the separation any longer if her husband doesn’t escort her to the awards show and/or if she doesn’t thank him during her speech.
SOLVED!
It’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand!
Comedic actor Russell Brand filed for divorce from singer Katy Perry this morning at the Los Angeles County Courthouse.







Beyonce may have given birth to Tiana May Carter.  Please don't let the child have Jay Z's face.

This must be said:  Snooki looks like ass
Snooki

Cat fight to start at the Globes between Angelina and Madonna?  HMMMM!!!

The economy sux but I should get what I want!!  Enjoy this musical version of twitters bitching about xmas gifts (What the fuck, I wanted an iPhone)

Monday, May 23, 2011

Spin Sycle for Tuesday May 24

Did you have a great weekend Syclers?  Here's what's happening:

Lights
So Lady Gaga had a threeway? so what?  Who hasn't?

Ashton Kutcher to be on 2 1/2 men for just a year?

Japan has very good taste, bans Russell Brand from entering


Darks
from Panache report:  The media is currently wondering whether Oprah is a scientologist or not-yet they seem to be overlooking M.C. Lyte. It's been rumored that M.C. Lyte has been a discreet Scientologist for several years.  In Related News: Scientologists expect to construct the biggest Scientologist Center (on earth) in Harlem.


Maria Shriver could hit Ahnold in the pocketbook hard if she actually divorces him


Needs Bleach
Ahnold's piece on the side is a self hating Latina

Snoop Dogg to perform at Kate Moss's wedding

Is anybody sick of Taylor Swift yet?

Here's Rihanna's performance with Britney Spears at the Billboard music awards:

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

What is hanging on the lines, Syclers?  Let's see!

Darks
It's really hard to stan for you, Charlie Sheen, when you are acting like an arrogant dictator but most especially when you cost many people their jobs.  That's all you, directly your fault, because you don't know when to keep your mouth shut.  Are you going to pay them for the rest of the season that didn't happen since it's your fault the show was cut, Charlie?  I think that's the least you could do.

That's a mighty fine marriage you have for yourself there, Katy Perry

Lights
a new little KISS member to be added to the family for Paul Stanley.  I sooo want to see KISS at the Houston Rodeo this year.

Angelina Jolie having a special diamond pendant made for Brad Pitt.  Hope she didn't mean it as a surprise

Needs Bleach
The Kardashian giant troll wishes to procreate.  Khloe smash.

Want to live in London while renting a place from a Qaddaffi son?  But why not  ;P

Delicates
Ted C blind item that might be Jessica Simpson, don't bitch because it's Ted C.  You've been warned.




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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Frozen Spin Sycle for February 10 2011

It's cold Syclers!!!  Hope you're warm wherever you are!!

Did anyone NOT see the impending divorce of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson coming?  Who won the pool?

Lindsay Lohan went to court.  Look bitch, stop putting yourself in situations where you end up in trouble.  It's that simple.  Be responsible for yourself.  Stand up straight too, I can't stand the way you hunch yourself.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes used to get kinky on his bus.  Not in the way you are thinking.

Charlie Sheen to pay his crew during two week hiatus of Two and a Half Men

Katy Perry & Russell Brand seeing a marriage counselor?

See Alanis Morisette's baby boy Ever!

Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year's Eve, Syclers!!!

Here's what Katy Perry looks like when she wakes up in the morning....per Russell Brand and Gawker



Discuss in the comments!

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Your weekend Spin Sycle edition

Having a good weekend Syclers?  Here's what's happening:

Celene Dion gave birth to her twin boys

Matt Damon welcomes another baby girl,  I wonder if he really wants a boy

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are now married, please India, keep them

Giulianna &Bill Rancic talk about their miscarriage, she really needs to gain weight

Helena Bonham Carter defies aging